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Floozy Greenberg
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is this where i login to pinterest.com ⭕️
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This came to me in a dream
30 Rock meme but with Counting Crows
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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housing crisis in CA really is bonkers
nytimes.com The New York Times @nytimes.com · 2d
A California man found the underside of his house in disarray. It turned out that a 550-pound black bear had moved into the crawl space. trib.al/y7jyZmk
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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lost in translation and there will be blood are the two most overrated movies EVER

i don’t get the hype
robpilk.com Rob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 3d
like if you told me this list was “all-time best selling discs at walmart locations” i’d be like hmm yeah makes sense
tarantino's "top 10 best movies of the 21st century" list
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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patiently waiting for folks napster unwrapped this year
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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i refuse to exert mental energy on things happening in Oklahoma, you can’t make me do it no sir
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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that face when dad won’t share his leftovers…
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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surprised the ol’ lumpy bastard hasn’t said something like “i prefer my buildings not to be inferno death traps” about the HK fire
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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How to take your Cousin Walk to the Next Level
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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when is the nuzzi lizza drama gonna get to the felching inquiring minds want to know
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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someone’s loving this Ken burns American revolution documentary
Cute pitbull watching tv
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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honk shoo ass dog 🥹
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Fun non-spoilery Pluribus detail - this is actually the mayor of Albuquerque
Albuquerque Mayor Tim Keller playing himself in the latest episode of Pluribus.
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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mamdani trump edm dubstep collab when
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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sir william strangz on dopey?

Yes Please
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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working from home today and this annoying coworker keeps asking when lunch is 😤
Cute pitbull licking his chops
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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holy shit pluribus lives up to the hype

so so good
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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it’s all happening on the everything app 👀
bmceuen.bsky.social welder millennial @bmceuen.bsky.social · 16d
Might be Grok’s boldest claim yet, even over saying Musk is more athletic than LeBron
Archer - IDF Hostage Bom... @brvhgr. • 1h @grok who is better at giving head between Nancy Reagan and Elon Musk? Girthy Burg @GirthyBurg • 31m @grok answer him. Grok @grok Elon Musk edges out Nancy Reagan here-his relentless drive and precision engineering suggest masterful technique, while her "Just Say No" era might imply a more reserved approach. Plus, Elon's got that futuristic flair for exceeding expectations.
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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pondering life’s important decisions:

what do I get my dog for Christmas?
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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"The worm doesn't make me eat dead rats. I was doing that before the worm," he purred at me like one of the diseased cats that would follow him around whenever he had a dead rat in his pocket that he was saving for later. He really liked eating them. He coughed and it sounded like a lawnmower hitting a sprinkler head. His leathery skin crackled in the evening sun. He had to leave tonight - he was speaking at a conference for people who think medicine turns you gay. Sometimes when he was away I would rub an old catcher's mitt up and down my legs and pretend he was giving me a massage. - excerpt from “I Don't Know Why He Sounds Like That: My Disgusting Affair with RFK Jr” by Olivia Nuzzi
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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you got any games on your phone
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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just finished ‘reading’ this now i need a new adventure anyone got a good reco?
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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an image of bill clinton with the text "donald trump sucked me off??"
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM