Slowly getting bigger?
Might start a lighter cut during the summer?
We'll see what I decide!
For now, I'm working out when I can, and listening to the beaches on repeat til the sun comes back out 😌🏖🎵
Might start a lighter cut during the summer?
We'll see what I decide!
For now, I'm working out when I can, and listening to the beaches on repeat til the sun comes back out 😌🏖🎵
May 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Slowly getting bigger?
Might start a lighter cut during the summer?
We'll see what I decide!
For now, I'm working out when I can, and listening to the beaches on repeat til the sun comes back out 😌🏖🎵
Might start a lighter cut during the summer?
We'll see what I decide!
For now, I'm working out when I can, and listening to the beaches on repeat til the sun comes back out 😌🏖🎵
Reposted
“After an exhaustive search,
Springfield has found its
monorail conductor: Homer Simpson.”
Springfield has found its
monorail conductor: Homer Simpson.”
December 7, 2024 at 5:00 PM
“After an exhaustive search,
Springfield has found its
monorail conductor: Homer Simpson.”
Springfield has found its
monorail conductor: Homer Simpson.”
Reposted
Reposted
"Have you found a picture yet?"
"Not one that I want the public to see."
"Not one that I want the public to see."
April 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"Have you found a picture yet?"
"Not one that I want the public to see."
"Not one that I want the public to see."
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
🩷
🩷
March 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
🩷
🩷
Reposted
Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall.
February 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall.
Reposted
"Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?"
"That's because you were drunk!"
"And how."
"That's because you were drunk!"
"And how."
February 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?"
"That's because you were drunk!"
"And how."
"That's because you were drunk!"
"And how."
🎵 Gimme, gimme, gimme, a pizza and burgerrrrs.
(Won't somebody help me chase these cravings away?) 🎵
(Won't somebody help me chase these cravings away?) 🎵
February 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
🎵 Gimme, gimme, gimme, a pizza and burgerrrrs.
(Won't somebody help me chase these cravings away?) 🎵
(Won't somebody help me chase these cravings away?) 🎵
Neglecting to clean my mirror, and rather, focusing on growing my man titties.
January 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Neglecting to clean my mirror, and rather, focusing on growing my man titties.
Really felt those biceps today.
Keeping that progress going 💪
Keeping that progress going 💪
January 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Really felt those biceps today.
Keeping that progress going 💪
Keeping that progress going 💪
Rewarding my arms workout with a protein shake and by gaming with da boyz ❤️🙏
January 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Rewarding my arms workout with a protein shake and by gaming with da boyz ❤️🙏
Reposted
"All right, brain. It's all up to you.
If you don't think of what it is, we'll lose Marge forever."
*Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding.
Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding.*
"Okay, but then we gotta get to work."
If you don't think of what it is, we'll lose Marge forever."
*Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding.
Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding.*
"Okay, but then we gotta get to work."
January 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"All right, brain. It's all up to you.
If you don't think of what it is, we'll lose Marge forever."
*Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding.
Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding.*
"Okay, but then we gotta get to work."
If you don't think of what it is, we'll lose Marge forever."
*Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding.
Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding.*
"Okay, but then we gotta get to work."
Was really feeling leg day yesterday
January 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Was really feeling leg day yesterday
New speedos = good day
January 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
New speedos = good day
Reposted
"We need some more secret sauce,
put this mayonnaise in the sun.”
put this mayonnaise in the sun.”
December 15, 2024 at 12:10 AM
"We need some more secret sauce,
put this mayonnaise in the sun.”
put this mayonnaise in the sun.”
Reposted
“Dad, I’ll trade you this delicious doorstop
for your crummy old danish.”
"Done, and done.
D-OHHH!"
for your crummy old danish.”
"Done, and done.
D-OHHH!"
December 15, 2024 at 1:00 PM
“Dad, I’ll trade you this delicious doorstop
for your crummy old danish.”
"Done, and done.
D-OHHH!"
for your crummy old danish.”
"Done, and done.
D-OHHH!"