Jacob Ford
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Jacob Ford
@flatfish.bsky.social
Parent, Instigator, Creative, Artist, Gamer & Cinephile

When I retire I’ll have time to watch more baseball and hockey.
America is having a Sophie’s choice between the enemy of my enemy at the moment.
June 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Let's just make it to Friday.
April 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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“Wait guys, P. Hegseth is typing…”
March 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Some days it feels like
March 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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February 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Solid argument. I'm in..
Honestly, it’d be worth it just for the health care, LEGOS, and those tins of butter cookies.
Nearly 200,000 Danes are supporting a comedic petition to buy California from the U.S., in what appeared to be a jab at President Donald Trump’s repeated threats to seize Greenland, an autonomous territory of Denmark.
February 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Just saved a ton of money cutting cable… and subscribing to twelve streaming services. I think.
February 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Major League - Just a Bit Outside
YouTube video by Top Clips
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January 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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For SoCal friends,

Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can.

For more info, visit Instagram: mutualaidla
January 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I need a Rob Zombie cover of Expresso stat!
January 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I’m confused for a few reasons...
January 8, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Whoever invented pizza should have been canonized.
January 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Happy New Year!
January 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
So, that was Christmas.
December 31, 2024 at 3:51 PM
VIRGIN MOBILE: Chrismahanukwanzakah (Best Christmas Ads)
YouTube video by Budding
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December 25, 2024 at 4:18 PM
I can't decide which AI to use... can't they just start fighting already. I'll go with the winner.
December 19, 2024 at 5:27 PM
I'm already over 2025.
December 17, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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logging on
December 17, 2024 at 6:02 PM
December 7, 2024 at 9:01 PM
If we learned anything from Donald’s first four years… not too many underlings made it out unscathed. I can’t imagine anything less for this go around.
November 18, 2024 at 3:55 PM
That Netflix fight was certainly a spectacle no one won, we all just lost a bit of dignity.
November 16, 2024 at 3:37 PM
I think the best course of action is to take a four year news sabbatical. Not idea, but might be necessary for mental health.
November 11, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Let's end the grift tonight!
#nov5th
November 5, 2024 at 4:53 PM
I’m not sure how kids in the 80’s, that didn’t play Tetris, survive in the real world.
October 20, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Ohtani is a machine.
September 23, 2024 at 3:28 PM