Older, less sexy corporations are getting left out of this wave of grift. There’s no reason Yum! Brands shouldn’t get a contract to put a Pizza Hut/Taco Bell/KFC on every submarine/aircraft carrier.
October 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Older, less sexy corporations are getting left out of this wave of grift. There’s no reason Yum! Brands shouldn’t get a contract to put a Pizza Hut/Taco Bell/KFC on every submarine/aircraft carrier.
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"If there’s a bathroom code, you’d better have it. Otherwise, everyone in the store gets arrested and deported. It doesn’t matter where you are from. As far as the US government is concerned, you are antifa."
Please Let Our Warfighters Use Your Restroom
By now, you’ve noticed our brave patriots—ICE, the National Guard, police officers, select local mall cops, rando bodyguards, weird little incels, ...
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October 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"If there’s a bathroom code, you’d better have it. Otherwise, everyone in the store gets arrested and deported. It doesn’t matter where you are from. As far as the US government is concerned, you are antifa."
The T-Mobile ecosystem is confusing.
October 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The T-Mobile ecosystem is confusing.
Joe Buck mildly disgusted voice: An injury to Mayfield means the Buccaneers will be relying on Danny Aiello III
October 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Joe Buck mildly disgusted voice: An injury to Mayfield means the Buccaneers will be relying on Danny Aiello III
Welcome to my fart talk
The Opening Sentence of 66 Different Instagram Reels
Football-free Wednesday
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October 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Welcome to my fart talk
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Harrison Bader was 12 years old when "Oxford Comma" came out (and is in the video) www.inquirer.com/phillies/har...
Harrison Bader brings rhythm to the Phillies. His cousin, Chris Baio, does the same as the bassist for Vampire Weekend.
Harrison Bader brought his rock star looks to the Phillies. His cousin, Vampire Weekend bassist Chris Baio, is a real rock star. And the two are fans of one another.
www.inquirer.com
October 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Harrison Bader was 12 years old when "Oxford Comma" came out (and is in the video) www.inquirer.com/phillies/har...
A much easier look at the Minnesota Vikings Husker Du and The Replacements’ common schedules
Minnesota Vikings...
Husker Du & The Replacements, SHORTER! I promise
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September 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
A much easier look at the Minnesota Vikings Husker Du and The Replacements’ common schedules
This documents every time Husker Du and/or The Replacements played on the same day that the Minnesota Vikings did. Your drivers license could be taken away if you don’t read this.
The Replacements, Husker Du, & The Minnesota Vikings
Wait, what?
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September 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This documents every time Husker Du and/or The Replacements played on the same day that the Minnesota Vikings did. Your drivers license could be taken away if you don’t read this.
Wait Tom Brady has a newsletter?
I’d have loved to have gotten a Ken Stabler newsletter. 
I’d have loved to have gotten a Ken Stabler newsletter. 
August 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Wait Tom Brady has a newsletter?
I’d have loved to have gotten a Ken Stabler newsletter. 
I’d have loved to have gotten a Ken Stabler newsletter. 
Ghislane Maxwell getting pardoned on the same day Trump announces he wants kids to “get in shape.”
Guess he’s got plans for them.
Guess he’s got plans for them.
August 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Ghislane Maxwell getting pardoned on the same day Trump announces he wants kids to “get in shape.”
Guess he’s got plans for them.
Guess he’s got plans for them.
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I’ve been spending time on Threads where every post is engineered to put morons like me into a rage.
“I took a shit on Starbucks floor and they made me leave before I could order. I will never go back there!”
“I took a shit on Starbucks floor and they made me leave before I could order. I will never go back there!”
August 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I’ve been spending time on Threads where every post is engineered to put morons like me into a rage.
“I took a shit on Starbucks floor and they made me leave before I could order. I will never go back there!”
“I took a shit on Starbucks floor and they made me leave before I could order. I will never go back there!”
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This month, the eBook of SEE FRIENDSHIP is on sale at Amazon for just $1.99 — I'm no economist, but that's certainly a consumer-friendly price
August 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This month, the eBook of SEE FRIENDSHIP is on sale at Amazon for just $1.99 — I'm no economist, but that's certainly a consumer-friendly price
A year has gone by and no one has mentioned the hole in our lives caused by Lou Dobbs passing.
Today I’m reflecting
Trigger warning. If you have a heart you might be in for a bumpy one.
Today I’m reflecting
Trigger warning. If you have a heart you might be in for a bumpy one.
August 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
A year has gone by and no one has mentioned the hole in our lives caused by Lou Dobbs passing.
Today I’m reflecting
Trigger warning. If you have a heart you might be in for a bumpy one.
Today I’m reflecting
Trigger warning. If you have a heart you might be in for a bumpy one.
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Yet Luigi launched a thousand hand-wringing op-eds from the chattering class. Makes you think
A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
June 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Yet Luigi launched a thousand hand-wringing op-eds from the chattering class. Makes you think
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Personally I am unfamiliar with any legitimate activity that requires switching license plates, which by the way is illegal.
Masked ICE agents spotted swapping out license plates this morning in Bell Gardens, CA
June 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Personally I am unfamiliar with any legitimate activity that requires switching license plates, which by the way is illegal.
A lot of this started when congressman Jeff Van Drew spotted that Iranian mothership off the coast of New Jersey
June 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
A lot of this started when congressman Jeff Van Drew spotted that Iranian mothership off the coast of New Jersey
My lady and I are drunk on the roof of our food truck. We have no way of getting down.
#coronafoodtruckad
#coronafoodtruckad
May 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
My lady and I are drunk on the roof of our food truck. We have no way of getting down.
#coronafoodtruckad
#coronafoodtruckad
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Carlton Fisk keeps coming to my house and asking if it's a good time to watch his VHS tape of Good Will Hunting together. Get out of here Carlton I'm busy!
April 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Carlton Fisk keeps coming to my house and asking if it's a good time to watch his VHS tape of Good Will Hunting together. Get out of here Carlton I'm busy!
I was against the tariffs until I heard Peter Navarro was involved. He’s fucking cool. And a good egg.
April 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I was against the tariffs until I heard Peter Navarro was involved. He’s fucking cool. And a good egg.
I work for the police department in forest lake Minnesota and I added Pete hegseth to our DUI checkpoint signal chat.
March 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I work for the police department in forest lake Minnesota and I added Pete hegseth to our DUI checkpoint signal chat.
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This looks like the family group chat when my nephew wins a lacrosse game.
March 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This looks like the family group chat when my nephew wins a lacrosse game.