Incognito Mark Knopfler
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Incognito Mark Knopfler
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Mediocre fish biologist
Wetlands Communism
Ohio diaspora
Kinda drunk and getting oddly emotional watching videos about beavers
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I've never even been there but I hate these stupid names. Death to this Ice KKKream
There's a stupid Utah ice cream chain that's Colonial America themed and the flavor names don't make any sense

-Thomas Jeffersons Declaration of Cookie Dough
-Shoe Leather of Valley Forge
-John Lockes Natural Rights Honeycomb
No alliteration or puns, no relation of flavor to the person. Nothing
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
There's a stupid Utah ice cream chain that's Colonial America themed and the flavor names don't make any sense

-Thomas Jeffersons Declaration of Cookie Dough
-Shoe Leather of Valley Forge
-John Lockes Natural Rights Honeycomb
No alliteration or puns, no relation of flavor to the person. Nothing
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
(Singer of a band whose guitarist has his flannel buttoned all the way to the top and a guitar with no headstock): "Thank you. This next song is also mid"
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Oh you still think Anarchism works? What about the fact that the gig I have to table at is in 30 minutes and the guy with all the zines won't answer his phone? What about that, idealist?
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
You say you don't like authoritarianism, yet your profile pic is of someone who explicitly denied tribal sovereignty to colonized native Americans. Curious!
Really? Does that mean GW was too? Like I said, not a fan of Cheney or the GOP but there’s a difference between their upholding a democracy vs fascism which destroys and replaces democracy with authoritarianism. Our democracy checked Cheney and he abided by it. A fascist would not have.
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I used to go to a chirporactor. I stopped when they put up a little sign suggesting germ theory hasn't been proven. And when I asked how many times I needed to come in the guy basically said "everyday forever if you want to"
Excuse to post a classic?
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The future cadre of America's newest fascist regime will consist of upper-middle class Mormons who still say "awesome sauce"
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Local news did a sympathetic puff piece about a raw milk store that got vandalized. Bro they're trying to kill you
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Congratulations to Haiti on qualifying for the world cup, I hope they score 100 goals against the US
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...
United States occupation of Haiti - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
No fucking way
I imagine there's a massive spike in Google searches for "trainspotting meme" whenever Scotland play
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I imagine there's a massive spike in Google searches for "trainspotting meme" whenever Scotland play
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Realizing I need to deep dive into the "the American revolution was actually just about bourgeois land speculators" read of history
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Figured out the way to get my wife into soccer is tell her we're gonna move to Scotland and go to 5th division highland league games where its mostly just standing around drinking in a field
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Dwarf Fortess bf and Sims gf
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Reposted by Incognito Mark Knopfler
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
State fisheries agencies be like "all our endangered native fish are dying. We tried stocking 5 billion tons of rainbow trout and we're all out of ideas"
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This is like one of those commercials that plays at the very beginning of metal gear solid 4
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
November 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Nicolas Maduro and Yahya Sinwar were in the closet making Hamas and I saw one of the Hamas and the Hamas looked at me
November 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is how Taylor Twellman sees himself whenever he calls a game
November 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Listen up tankie it's simple. I'm an Anarchist. That means anything I do is anarchism. Voting for Kamala Harris? Anarchism. Joining a state army? Anarchism. It's called Unity of Means and Ends sweetie look it up
November 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It's "unfortunate" that anarchists actually remembered one of their principles for once? And the sentiment is growing? Actually that sounds pretty good to me!
November 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
State agencies in charge of conservation and restoration will never be enough. Not just because they never go far enough in what good they might actually do, but also because they're far more beholden to private sector demands which are in direct odds with conservation
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Oct 28
California wildlife officials have been working to mitigate the impact of the state's rebounding wolf population on its ranchers. The Northern California wolves that were euthanized had become dependent on cattle for food.
California euthanizes 4 gray wolves after 'unprecedented' surge in livestock kills
California wildlife officials have been working to mitigate the impact of the state's rebounding wolf population on its ranchers. The Northern California wolves that were euthanized had become dependent on cattle for food.
n.pr
October 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM