JESSE TURNER
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❝ And then, with a word, this child will destroy the Host of Heaven. ❞
— CASTIEL
{ By #NANI, she/he ; +25 }
❮ 𝗗𝗡𝗜 𝗟𝗘𝗪𝗗 𝗙𝗢𝗖𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗗 / 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗢𝗥 / 𝗔𝗜 ❯
— CASTIEL
{ By #NANI, she/he ; +25 }
❮ 𝗗𝗡𝗜 𝗟𝗘𝗪𝗗 𝗙𝗢𝗖𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗗 / 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗢𝗥 / 𝗔𝗜 ❯
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I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO.
FIX IT HE'S BEGGING
Toying with the fabric of the universe because he was reading comics drunk as a barrel has been the funniest stupid choice ever.
November 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO.
Toying with the fabric of the universe because he was reading comics drunk as a barrel has been the funniest stupid choice ever.
November 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Toying with the fabric of the universe because he was reading comics drunk as a barrel has been the funniest stupid choice ever.
Give him a second.
Or a minute.
He is dying of laughter.
Or a minute.
He is dying of laughter.
November 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Give him a second.
Or a minute.
He is dying of laughter.
Or a minute.
He is dying of laughter.
Uh, that's a good trick! I tend to use hydrogen peroxide, and it leaves a yellowish stain sometimes.
I bet a cold baking soda bath would have gotten it out, add some lemon juice.. works wonders.
But that’s good, ya’ didn’t feel it TOO badly.
But that’s good, ya’ didn’t feel it TOO badly.
Honestly? Not so much. I barely felt it! It bled a ton, though. Those jeans were unsalvageable.
November 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Uh, that's a good trick! I tend to use hydrogen peroxide, and it leaves a yellowish stain sometimes.
Honestly? Not so much. I barely felt it! It bled a ton, though. Those jeans were unsalvageable.
Oh man— that must’ve hurt like hell.
I just jabbed my hand myself, I swear it’s just a daily thing at this point.
I just jabbed my hand myself, I swear it’s just a daily thing at this point.
I did that to my leg once! The pencil got between my boncy leg and the edge of the table and... Let's just say the granite spot is permanent.
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Honestly? Not so much. I barely felt it! It bled a ton, though. Those jeans were unsalvageable.
💭 I am not a demon, thank you.
November 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
💭 I am not a demon, thank you.
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😈/: I love introducing Jesse like this. Like... Yeah, the kid's insane.
November 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
😈/: I love introducing Jesse like this. Like... Yeah, the kid's insane.
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❝ 𝑰 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆 you won't be able to move for a while. And I sincerely hope you don't remember any of this, or at least you know I am sorry. ❞ He said before moving close enough to paint a sigil on the corpse.
The moment it was done, it lit up, reacting with the contents of the bag.
No one said +
The moment it was done, it lit up, reacting with the contents of the bag.
No one said +
November 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
❝ 𝑰 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆 you won't be able to move for a while. And I sincerely hope you don't remember any of this, or at least you know I am sorry. ❞ He said before moving close enough to paint a sigil on the corpse.
The moment it was done, it lit up, reacting with the contents of the bag.
No one said +
The moment it was done, it lit up, reacting with the contents of the bag.
No one said +
❝ Roy... 𝑰 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆 you won't be hungry once you eat the contents of this bag. And 𝑰 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆 you really want to eat them. ❞
He said, throwing a tiny bag of what seemed to be tea at the zombie. Of course, it wasn’t tea, but the start of a restoring spell to fix the body.
He said, throwing a tiny bag of what seemed to be tea at the zombie. Of course, it wasn’t tea, but the start of a restoring spell to fix the body.
November 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
❝ Roy... 𝑰 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆 you won't be hungry once you eat the contents of this bag. And 𝑰 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆 you really want to eat them. ❞
He said, throwing a tiny bag of what seemed to be tea at the zombie. Of course, it wasn’t tea, but the start of a restoring spell to fix the body.
He said, throwing a tiny bag of what seemed to be tea at the zombie. Of course, it wasn’t tea, but the start of a restoring spell to fix the body.
❝ Roy, 𝑰 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆 you feel calmer now. ❞
That was it.
That was his trick.
His "gift."
The whole reason he was made by Hell.
Everything Jesse believed turned into reality. And Jesse had learnt to make himself believe a great deal of things.
That was it.
That was his trick.
His "gift."
The whole reason he was made by Hell.
Everything Jesse believed turned into reality. And Jesse had learnt to make himself believe a great deal of things.
November 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
❝ Roy, 𝑰 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆 you feel calmer now. ❞
That was it.
That was his trick.
His "gift."
The whole reason he was made by Hell.
Everything Jesse believed turned into reality. And Jesse had learnt to make himself believe a great deal of things.
That was it.
That was his trick.
His "gift."
The whole reason he was made by Hell.
Everything Jesse believed turned into reality. And Jesse had learnt to make himself believe a great deal of things.
❝ It was a gift from one of my moms. ❞
Great knife for a hunter. It has small pieces of silver to burn through some magical stuff, but it is mostly steel, so it's useful in day to day life.
Silver is a shitty metal to make lasting tools out of.
Great knife for a hunter. It has small pieces of silver to burn through some magical stuff, but it is mostly steel, so it's useful in day to day life.
Silver is a shitty metal to make lasting tools out of.
November 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
❝ It was a gift from one of my moms. ❞
Great knife for a hunter. It has small pieces of silver to burn through some magical stuff, but it is mostly steel, so it's useful in day to day life.
Silver is a shitty metal to make lasting tools out of.
Great knife for a hunter. It has small pieces of silver to burn through some magical stuff, but it is mostly steel, so it's useful in day to day life.
Silver is a shitty metal to make lasting tools out of.
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// guys credit artists please, it's not that hard
November 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
// guys credit artists please, it's not that hard
❝ Sure! ❞ Takes a decently sized knife out of a holster inside of his boot.
November 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
❝ Sure! ❞ Takes a decently sized knife out of a holster inside of his boot.
❝ I mean... I could try to reverse the body decay, but like I said, I can’t pull his soul in if it has already left. Any ideas, Mr. "I've seen enough worst nightmares"? ❞
November 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
❝ I mean... I could try to reverse the body decay, but like I said, I can’t pull his soul in if it has already left. Any ideas, Mr. "I've seen enough worst nightmares"? ❞
He really did the horror movie move, uh?
November 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM
He really did the horror movie move, uh?
What's a Laz Pit? Maybe I could make one. It's not the first time I play with the landscape.
November 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
What's a Laz Pit? Maybe I could make one. It's not the first time I play with the landscape.
Ouijas are a child's toy. I can do a proper seance.
November 3, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Ouijas are a child's toy. I can do a proper seance.
I could try to alter reality. But if his soul is gone-gone he will just be a prettier corpse. I can’t pull souls out of Heaven nor Hell, I have tried.
November 3, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I could try to alter reality. But if his soul is gone-gone he will just be a prettier corpse. I can’t pull souls out of Heaven nor Hell, I have tried.
DEAN, THERE’S A ZOMBIE. AN HONEST TO GOD ZOMBIE.
November 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
DEAN, THERE’S A ZOMBIE. AN HONEST TO GOD ZOMBIE.
Honestly... Points for creativity.
If I did, I would tell you right now, but whatever she used was hidden in spices and stuff. I mean, how else could you curse fries unless you make it into a seasoning.
November 3, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Honestly... Points for creativity.