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Beauteous Grey Parrot ✨ Unstable Genius ✨ Red & Grey Nation Ambassador to the #Squirrels ✨ 🚫Nazis ✨ NO lists 💫Mage💫 #MMM Fan ✨ SHE ✨ 👻꧁Still Dead꧂💀 ✨ 🇺🇦
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Actual footage of me hearin' that Junior Mints & York Peppermint Patties are 75% off.
No luck with golden hour, turns out the treeline doesn't allow for that, BUT very exciting Grebe Hour. This isn't my favorite footage, I was a little slow to the button, but that I'm more excited for OTHER footage should tell you how good it was 😇🪶
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Around 70% of the U.S. economy depends on consumer spending. As wealth concentrates in the richest 10%, the rest of America can’t afford to buy enough to keep the economy running.

This is a huge problem — and even America’s most powerful CEOs are starting to sound the alarm.
Our Economy Is in Danger. Here’s Why
Robert Reich
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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I leave the house for two hours and there he is, completely baked, upside down on the sofa, listening to psychedelic rock.
September 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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The weekend before Thanksgiving at Costco
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Je kan raven trouwens uitstekend (en beangstigend menselijk) leren 'spreken'. Hier leerde iemand zijn raaf 'nevermore' te zeggen 😅
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIX_...
Ravenmania - Nevermore!
YouTube video by inxcapable
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November 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Why are the top 61 posts under my FOLLOWING tab at least six days old? Another huge amount of posts of the same age are all at at the top under my DISCOVER tab as well?

I'm just like scrollin' and scrollin' and scrollin' here trying to find relatively new posts.🤔
October 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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A long-deranged and deeply depraved man with a pronouncedly and acceleratingly deteriorating mind announces that he intends to play with the large arsenal of nuclear weapons he controls.

But it's okay, because he's not seeking a third term.
October 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Do I look like I can be arsed with hunting mice? Fetch me frigging a Twix.
October 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Oyster mushrooms #fungi
October 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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I got so annoyed by the tweet that sparked this thread that I wrote about it

www.leahreich.com/maybe-stop-b...
October 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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in a just world this dapper man will not only crack the louvre heist case but also reveal he was the true mastermind behind the louvre heist
It’s rare for me to say this about a NYTimes article, but I love everything about this story. And that photo. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/23/s...
Is This Dapper Man Going to Crack the Louvre Heist Case?
www.nytimes.com
October 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Are there more cloudrunner rats to find? It looks likely.... Cloudrunners and Other Cloud Rats of the Philippines, a #TetZoo article from 2020 on a very special group of #rodents ... tetzoo.com/blog/2020/6/...
Cloudrunners and Other Cloud Rats of the Philippines — Tetrapod Zoology
rats, rat, Muridae, murids, rodents, Rodentia, mammalogy, Philippines, mammals of the Philippines, Philippine rodents, Philippine mammals, Philippines mammals, Crateromys, cloudrunner, cloudrunners, c...
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October 22, 2025 at 12:31 PM
OMIGAWDS! I have to move AGAIN?!

<looks about>

I haven't even hung up all the framed artwork on my Bluesky walls yet!
October 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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To be loved is to be changed... and in this case also slightly moistened.
October 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Records obtained by ProPublica indicate that food banks across the country were expecting more than 27 million pounds of chicken, 2 million gallons of milk, 10 million pounds of dried fruit and 60 million eggs that never arrived.
Trump Canceled 94 Million Pounds of Food Aid. Here’s What Never Arrived.
ProPublica obtained records from the Department of Agriculture that detail the millions of pounds of food, down to the number of eggs, that never reached food banks because of the administration’s cut...
projects.propublica.org
October 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Ahem Grandpa....😳
October 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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“Surely I too can drink from the whites-only water fountain”
[OP-ED] FBI Director Kash Patel got blasted by Christian conservatives for making a social media post celebrating Diwali, the Hindu festival of lights.

https://bit.ly/3JijuQ0

October 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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5. miffed bookhandler
Which Halloween costume best suits you?

1. soup goblin
2. gently mad lighthouse keeper
3. fog beast
4. feral & flirty research scientist
October 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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This is what happens when rescues work together for the greater good of the animals in our care. Hear that grunting? Odd sounding kitten right?!
September 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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A Tale of Two Pitties: Thunder at the Dog Park
Diamond: "Please protect me from the thunder."
Wade: "Let's get the f*ck out of here!"
October 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Chicago Teachers Union
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October 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Someone cried & cried & cried until I got up from my desk & laid down so he could cuddle me.
October 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Yes your taxes should support disabled people.

They should support homeless people.

They should support those living in poverty, children and the elderly.

This is literally the purpose of taxes, and I would far rather support those who need it than continue to enrich the elite.
October 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
October 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM