Getting old is when you go to shop for sd cards for the first time in a while and you can’t shake the feeling that literally every one of them is a scam because there’s no way storage is that cheap

The best part of having a date cancel on you is putting back all the affirmations back up that you took down in case they ask to see your place

I love waking up. Granted, I have no idea what it would be like to not wake up, but I certainly don't need to know!

I'm awake, I'm alive and I'm so back

I know it's not a popular opinion but salt is definitely a great substance for fries

Apple TVs competition is HBO.
HBOs competition is Netflix.
Netflix's competition is YouTube.
YouTube's competition is Sleep.
And sleep is losing.

I am awake, I am alive, I am outside

Live, laugh, love, learn, lead, lift, lighten up!

Whales have belly buttons

I am awake, I am alive, I am here now