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I love a good super skrull counter in marvel snap
October 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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“tHeY cAnT dO tHat!!!!!”

ok well they are babe, idk what to tell you
March 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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June 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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They're literally doing the meme
June 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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May 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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SCOOP— FEMA essential functions are at "high risk" of not functioning properly just days before hurricane season because of staffing shortages, per a recent internal memo obtained by The Handbasket.

These deficiencies "may disrupt life-saving and life-sustaining program delivery."

Full story here:
FEMA at 'high risk' of disrupting 'life-saving' disaster relief, per internal memo
The agency in charge of mitigating disasters is in the midst of its own.
www.thehandbasket.co
May 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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If this bill becomes law, ICE will become the best-resourced law enforcement agency in the history of the country, with more funding for detention than the entire federal Bureau of Prisons.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Republican-led House approves tax bill after grueling all-night session, taking a major step forward for Trump's agenda.
May 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
check out this squirrel
May 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Thrilled to learn from DOJ's argument that the 14th Amendment applied to the "children of former slaves, not illegal immigrants, who didn't exist as a class yet" that modern firearms are not protected by the Second Amendment!
May 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
a song should only be less than three minutes or longer than six. if your song falls in between, make it longer or shorter you coward
April 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
i turned a box inside out and now the whole world is in the box, sorry everyone
April 16, 2025 at 12:20 PM
what starts here capitulates to fascism
March 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
March 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
well ain’t this place a geographical oddity
March 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I will never win in marvel snap again like this in my life
March 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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BREAKING: Federal judge issues preliminary injunction blocking enforcement of parts of two of Trump’s anti-trans executive orders (orders defining “sex” and restricting gender-affirming medical care) in Washington, Colorado, Minnesota, and Oregon.

Background: www.lawdork.com/p/trump-tran...
March 1, 2025 at 7:04 AM
autocorrects greatest failure is always assuming the word I typo’d actually starts with the letter I typo’d and that the typo comes later in the word
February 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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New:

DOGE's spending has been secret.

No longer.

My colleagues have uncovered it.

www.propublica.org/article/doge...
February 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
i think christopher reeve’s superman ignited my love for protagonists with unrelenting hope and determination. could use some of that these days
honestly? Superman

the most compelling thing about Superman is his unrelenting goodness and his desire to save everyone and everything, and his most compelling conflict is the fact that he can't

that he's there for as many people as he can be, but he can't save everyone, and it destroys him
In light of Breaking Bad guy wanting a return to genuinely admirable protagonists, what is your favorite example of one? I’d argue Picard from TNG is a really strong example in that he isn’t infallible but is unrelentingly concerned with the moral costs of decisions and the power placed in his hands
February 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Anyone else feeling like the world feels so bad it’s hard to make jokes anymore
February 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
cardinal directions? i don’t think they migrate. where should i direct them to?
February 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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in what meaningful way can we say that the constitution is in effect when an unelected and unaccountable billionaire is wielding state power to unilaterally cancel congressional appropriations?
Hearing that DOGE went into the Dept of Education today and shut down almost the entirety of the department's in-house research arm, Institute of Educational Sciences, cancelling contracts totally about $900m.
February 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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That's good but "ordering" them how? Who is going to make sure they comply? The answer, we're seeing with all these court orders, is no one. And Musk has plainly said he doesn't give a shit. So now what?
BREAKING: A federal judge has determined that the Trump administration is violating his order lifting the blanket spending freeze on federal grant programs.

He is orderin gthe administration to immediately unfreeze funds, including for NIH and the IRA. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
fun fact, this is how climate change graphs look when you zoom out millions of years
if it feels like this place has the juice recently it's because the stats bear that out.
February 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM