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Eve-Shaped Thing
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24 🔞 It/Its no minors
I get off the the fantasy that she remembers me and misses me
December 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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downloading sissy hypno PMVs, adding a bit of this clip RIGHT after the big popper hit or the drop or whatever, and then reuploading it on random tube sites

oh u just huffed tape head cleaner and your muscles are all relaxing at once? SHIT YOURSELF. NOW!

youtu.be/_-IAHSWavi0?...
NOW!!!
YouTube video by Jabroni Mike Clips
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December 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
we dont even need remakes we just need old video games to be purchaseable
December 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
you will not get a profile picture. you are not seeing me, youre seeing a simulacra of me. if you want me to have an image, come closer
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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your years of honor and servitude did not go unnoticed. your reward, only known to the most valiant and dedicated, will be bestowed to you now: a lifetime of nausea
May 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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im so sorry I tied you to these train tracks. could you ever find it in yourself to forgive me? no, im not going to untie you. please, im doing my best here
August 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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hahaha heh yep hmm wow yup
August 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Girls will tell you "unconditional love doesnt exist" and then fuck you up in a way that leaves you loving them even as the knife slides out and the light starts to fade from your eyes
October 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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heard some heavenly muffled distorted music thought "this shit is incredible i gotta find out what this is" and when I got close it was water flowing thru my pipes
October 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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me after fighting my shinigami to death for an apple
a person wearing a white hoodie is sitting in a chair .
ALT: a person wearing a white hoodie is sitting in a chair .
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October 25, 2025 at 8:31 AM
my schedule would be perfect if I just woke up earlier. i dont even mind that it takes me a few hours to get my shit together if I woke up at 9 and started moving at 12 rather than waking up at 12 and moving at 3. by the time im out of the shower and ive eaten the suns already starting to set
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Adderall!!! return to me!! I need you, adderall!
November 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
zealot is a sick name but if i change my name to it people will think im right back in the angel hole. im not. i promise im not. it just feels so good rolling out of the mouth
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
i cant go outside, i need something to do while my hair dries. what could i be spending my time on?

the binding of isaac, calling to me with its siren's song:
November 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I cant lie it feels really good to smoke a cigarette knowing how much my goddess hates them
November 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I love my bass guitar but it would be really cathartic to go to town on some snares and hi hats
November 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
more dishes should use broccoli
November 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
i still love you
November 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
getting deadnamed: yeah. whatever. its unavoidable. doesnt really bother me

hearing my old ifunny handle: instant fight or flight. everything around me needs to die NOW. Just in case someone knows something they shouldnt
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I am becoming addicted to 99 cent bags of candy
November 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I just want to say im really glad I havent killed myself
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
no ones ever said this btw.and no one ever will
bitches will say "im so sorry I couldn't be what you needed" its ok. I still got the exp
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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bitches will say "im so sorry I couldn't be what you needed" its ok. I still got the exp
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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coffee date w ur domme ex
June 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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me: where were you, the past twenty years ....

techno: i was here all along. waiting for you

me: i love you.

techno: i know
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM