faux casual
@fauxcasual.bsky.social
Enjoyer of baseball (padres), and being a dad
Turns out, my wife feeding the children cinnamon rolls at 6am, then leaving for the day would not make for a very quiet, or peaceful morning in the house she left behind.
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Turns out, my wife feeding the children cinnamon rolls at 6am, then leaving for the day would not make for a very quiet, or peaceful morning in the house she left behind.
This is his “pooping myself” face btw
I don't even want context. This pic sums up everything I need to know.
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This is his “pooping myself” face btw
Well, as we’ve found over the past several years, you can just deny it’s real when the other team wins…
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Well, as we’ve found over the past several years, you can just deny it’s real when the other team wins…
If the dodgers win this, baseball is 100% scripted and nobody should waste another minute on this league.
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
If the dodgers win this, baseball is 100% scripted and nobody should waste another minute on this league.
Quitting my job today. The job market is fine, right?
October 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Quitting my job today. The job market is fine, right?
Oof. Not even a quality start or a hit for mlb’s prodigal son.
October 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Oof. Not even a quality start or a hit for mlb’s prodigal son.
The local, family owned pizza place my family has been going to since the 60s is closing this weekend, and it is so sad. Currently a 5 hour wait for same day pizza. Callum playing the same Ms Pac-Man game I played as a kid.
October 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The local, family owned pizza place my family has been going to since the 60s is closing this weekend, and it is so sad. Currently a 5 hour wait for same day pizza. Callum playing the same Ms Pac-Man game I played as a kid.
I should never be allowed in a Marshall’s or Ross ever again the way I spent money today
October 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I should never be allowed in a Marshall’s or Ross ever again the way I spent money today
Had a special guest on the couch tonight before bedtime
October 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Had a special guest on the couch tonight before bedtime
Before this alcs, I thought the Mariners had the pitching to beat LA, but that obviously wasn’t true.
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Before this alcs, I thought the Mariners had the pitching to beat LA, but that obviously wasn’t true.
Take a breath, mlb.
October 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Take a breath, mlb.
Happy birthday to this absolute unit
October 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Happy birthday to this absolute unit
Is it love or sabotage when your wife brings home a very large amount of McDonald’s fries?
October 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Is it love or sabotage when your wife brings home a very large amount of McDonald’s fries?
Didn’t have a Celsius today and I’ve never felt more tired in my life right now
October 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Didn’t have a Celsius today and I’ve never felt more tired in my life right now
Callum: look! I can stand on one foot
Me: oh, wow! but can you ride a bike with no handlebars?
Me: oh, wow! but can you ride a bike with no handlebars?
October 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Callum: look! I can stand on one foot
Me: oh, wow! but can you ride a bike with no handlebars?
Me: oh, wow! but can you ride a bike with no handlebars?
Watching Hocus Pocus with Callum (4): “dada, what’s a virgin?”
Ummmm
Ummmm
October 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Watching Hocus Pocus with Callum (4): “dada, what’s a virgin?”
Ummmm
Ummmm
THE ENTIRE STATE OF WASHINGTON IS SHAKING RIGHT NOW
October 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
THE ENTIRE STATE OF WASHINGTON IS SHAKING RIGHT NOW
Do the Mariners even want to win this game?
October 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Do the Mariners even want to win this game?
Anybody know if Eddie Vedder is at this game?
October 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Anybody know if Eddie Vedder is at this game?
Crazy that not bunting is what will cost the M’s this series
October 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Crazy that not bunting is what will cost the M’s this series
Oof those were some Padres-esque ABs
October 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Oof those were some Padres-esque ABs
Me to my children: “it’s like I’m dealing with a bunch of children right now”
October 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Me to my children: “it’s like I’m dealing with a bunch of children right now”
I wonder where blue jays find all of the peanuts they hide for winter
October 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I wonder where blue jays find all of the peanuts they hide for winter
Oh, good. Look what came in the mail…
October 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Oh, good. Look what came in the mail…