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Brett McKenzie
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Chronically insufficient.

Karateka. Dog person. Educator. Pro Oxford comma.
Who was the idiot who decided to call them CAPTCHA and not Viogt-Kampff tests?

Honestly sometimes these tests have me questioning my humanity.

I suppose that's a metaphor for everything. For all of it.
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I'm shocked. Shocked!

Well, not that shocked.

Carney says Canada drops talk of 'feminist foreign policy' share.google/PLjsqCjCUbWk...
Carney says Canada upholding values but drops talk of ‘feminist foreign policy’
Prime Minister Mark Carney says Canada no longer has a feminist foreign policy, but still wants to uphold values on the world stage that include LGBTQ+ rights and combatting violence against women.
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November 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Lil Nas
Lil Nas II
Lil Nas 3D
Lil Nas: The Final Chapter
Lil Nas V: A New Beginning
Lil Naz VI: Lil Nas Lives
Lil Nas VII: The New Blood
Lil Nas VIII: Lil Nas Takes Manhattan
Lil Nas Goes to Hell
*Lil Nas X* <--you are here
Lil Nas vs. Frank Ocean
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This is the dumbest possible apocalypse.
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
@mscommunity.bsky.social
Outlook: you have mail.
Me: can I see it?
Outlook: go fuck yourself.
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
@mscommunity.bsky.social
Outlook: You have an email.
Me: Can I read it?
Outlook:
a black dog is making a funny face with the words `` w-what ? '' written on it .
ALT: a black dog is making a funny face with the words `` w-what ? '' written on it .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Spotify really is a marvel of technology, though obviously under capitalism, it's terribly exploitative. Capitalism, however, doesn't explain why these giant musical supercomputers can't fucking SHUFFLE.
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The death of Dick Cheney makes me want to believe in the hell I was raised on.
November 5, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Sometimes I wonder how powerful I'd be if I could use the part of my brain that remembers song lyrics I don't want to remember for something else.
October 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Outlook App: You have emails.
Me: Can I see them?
Outlook App:
October 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Reposted by Brett McKenzie
Pls. repost and share: #OA #OER free scholar-produced resource for teachinge and readinge *The Canterbury Tales* at the Universitye level: THE OPEN ACCESS COMPANION TO THE CANTERBURY TALES
opencanterburytales.lsusites.org
The Open Access Companion to the Canterbury Tales – The new way to learn about old books
opencanterburytales.lsusites.org
October 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
October 22, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I'm watching Truffaut's 1966 adaptation of Fahrenheit 451 for the first time in like 35 years and we owe the 2018 adaptation an apology.
October 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Do you mean to tell me that when you force homeless people to move they don't simply disappear?
September 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
September 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
This is the Microsoft Explorer meme of journalism.
September 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Now we know what the Tylenol poisonings in '82 were about; they were trying to stop the autism.
September 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
These texts were almost certainly written by a middle-aged man. Source: I am a middle-aged man who texts like this.
September 18, 2025 at 10:34 AM
There's a word for anti-antifascists.
September 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
September 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I've been thinking a lot about this over the last couple days.

youtu.be/EHNMAy5Xd_k?...
I'm Glad you're dead
YouTube video by Bobby “Sacks” Fagan
youtu.be
September 12, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Lots of big feelings from the "fuck your feelings" crowd today.
September 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM