Fat Guy
@fatguynaltlcoat.bsky.social
Reply guy in a little coat
Arsenal and Austin FC supporter and fair weather fan of many other teams
Arsenal and Austin FC supporter and fair weather fan of many other teams
Except for dogs in grocery stores. That shit has gone too far
I would rather have a world where we all trust each other and accept that a few people will take advantage of it than a world where folks have to perform disability constantly in order to get the help they need. Let kids have an extra 30 minutes on the test, jesus fucking christ
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Except for dogs in grocery stores. That shit has gone too far
Mamdani and Trump showing us how to fake it through Thanksgiving
November 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Mamdani and Trump showing us how to fake it through Thanksgiving
I'm in my best mood when I'm going to bed
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I'm in my best mood when I'm going to bed
Raiders aren't allowed to complain about the tuck rule anymore
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Raiders aren't allowed to complain about the tuck rule anymore
I'm very sad about this hemp ban. I am healthier, happier, and better rested after switching from alcohol to hemp about a year ago.
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I'm very sad about this hemp ban. I am healthier, happier, and better rested after switching from alcohol to hemp about a year ago.
2028 prez
Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.
November 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
2028 prez
Need an unhinged orange man post before I go to bed
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Need an unhinged orange man post before I go to bed
At the hot dog store.
Me: one sandwich. with onions and mustard. (wink)
Cashier: (gen z stare)
Me: one sandwich. with onions and mustard. (wink)
Cashier: (gen z stare)
November 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
At the hot dog store.
Me: one sandwich. with onions and mustard. (wink)
Cashier: (gen z stare)
Me: one sandwich. with onions and mustard. (wink)
Cashier: (gen z stare)
Gonna tell a mustard and onions joke at the water cooler today. Everyone is totally gonna know what I'm talking about.
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Gonna tell a mustard and onions joke at the water cooler today. Everyone is totally gonna know what I'm talking about.
Was excited to vote for Mamdani, but Greg Abbott must've taken him off my ballot here in Texas.
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Was excited to vote for Mamdani, but Greg Abbott must've taken him off my ballot here in Texas.
Hearing people complain about daylight saving time has surpassed resetting my clocks as my least favorite thing about dst
November 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Hearing people complain about daylight saving time has surpassed resetting my clocks as my least favorite thing about dst
Bluesky glitching out. Everyone I follow is skeeting "oh my god baseball"
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Bluesky glitching out. Everyone I follow is skeeting "oh my god baseball"
Scripted. WWE bullshit
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Scripted. WWE bullshit
Walkoff replay reversal
November 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Walkoff replay reversal
Any play at the plate will do here. Squeeze, sac fly, whatever. Puhleeeezz
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Any play at the plate will do here. Squeeze, sac fly, whatever. Puhleeeezz
Play at the plate pleeeeezzz
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Play at the plate pleeeeezzz
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This Ohtani at bat is gonna be something
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This Ohtani at bat is gonna be something
Umps are totally biased. They didn't call a personal foul for Clement taking his helmet off on the field.
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Umps are totally biased. They didn't call a personal foul for Clement taking his helmet off on the field.
There's vomit on his sweater already. Bo Bichette.
November 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
There's vomit on his sweater already. Bo Bichette.
The discourse wouldn't be able to handle it if that was a game tying or game winning run that got dead-balled on third
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The discourse wouldn't be able to handle it if that was a game tying or game winning run that got dead-balled on third
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In a parallel universe, in 2017 Trump embarked on an ambitious program of building gaudy Gilded Age style monuments all over the US instead of all the corruption, abuse of power, wannabe dictator stunts and insurrection.
Everyone is happier in that parallel universe, including him.
Everyone is happier in that parallel universe, including him.
On Wednesday, the president showcased models for a grand new monument to be added to the gateway of the National Mall: a large, neoclassical arch topped with eagles and a gilded, winged figure.
President Trump envisions D.C. arch to mark 250th anniversary of U.S.
On Wednesday, the president showcased models for a grand new monument to be added to the gateway of the National Mall: a large, neoclassical arch topped with eagles and a gilded, winged figure.
n.pr
October 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
In a parallel universe, in 2017 Trump embarked on an ambitious program of building gaudy Gilded Age style monuments all over the US instead of all the corruption, abuse of power, wannabe dictator stunts and insurrection.
Everyone is happier in that parallel universe, including him.
Everyone is happier in that parallel universe, including him.
Can we heap praise on his bathroom remodel so he focuses all his energy on that sort of thing?
October 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Can we heap praise on his bathroom remodel so he focuses all his energy on that sort of thing?
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Arcade Fire
The past is a foreign country, you mutter to no one as you smooth a single for the jukebox. She's having a THC-infused soda and flirting, you're on Heineken four when you'd said you'd stop at two. Was being young that much better? The jukebox only has "Rebellion (Lies)". Punch it twice.
The past is a foreign country, you mutter to no one as you smooth a single for the jukebox. She's having a THC-infused soda and flirting, you're on Heineken four when you'd said you'd stop at two. Was being young that much better? The jukebox only has "Rebellion (Lies)". Punch it twice.
October 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Arcade Fire
The past is a foreign country, you mutter to no one as you smooth a single for the jukebox. She's having a THC-infused soda and flirting, you're on Heineken four when you'd said you'd stop at two. Was being young that much better? The jukebox only has "Rebellion (Lies)". Punch it twice.
The past is a foreign country, you mutter to no one as you smooth a single for the jukebox. She's having a THC-infused soda and flirting, you're on Heineken four when you'd said you'd stop at two. Was being young that much better? The jukebox only has "Rebellion (Lies)". Punch it twice.
I thought I was done watching Heung-Min Son wreck my soccer team. Hopefully not against Austin FC tonight.
October 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I thought I was done watching Heung-Min Son wreck my soccer team. Hopefully not against Austin FC tonight.
Texas just outlawed foreign exchange students in school sports. You're a rube if you thought they would stop with transgender folks. Also, they aren't gonna stop with sports.
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Texas just outlawed foreign exchange students in school sports. You're a rube if you thought they would stop with transgender folks. Also, they aren't gonna stop with sports.