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Joe
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I'll get to filling this all out when the existential dread fades 🏳️‍🌈👨🏻‍🏫🍹🐈‍⬛📖🏞️🌌🛶🛀🏼
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All I'm saying is third time's the charm
So tired of living in survival mode
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Of course RFK Jr. is about saving the foreskin, what do you think his face is made of?
October 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Just passed a known local beehive with a fresh bouquet and I felt like chum in the water.
August 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
When is Roku city pride?
June 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Tbh the biggest problem on the left is the subset of leftists who insist on absolute purity and will immediately cannibalize their own when they don't meet their standard of it.

It's at least part of the reason we haven't been able to build a lasting coalition.
June 1, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. faced questions from lawmakers in a pair of hearings Wednesday and did not directly answer whether he would vaccinate his own children against chicken pox and polio. He paused before answering, “Probably.”
May 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
With how utterly infuriating insurance companies make every step of using their service, they should count it as an honest to god miracle that there haven't been thousands of Luigis.
May 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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May 5, 2025 at 7:21 AM
There's literally nothing that a man can do on purpose to be sexy that would match what an earnest smile does. You can just see when people are kind
May 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I'll give Katy Perry credit for putting out one of the best pop albums of all time but that's the only flower she'll get from me.

She's a washed up, out of touch mean girl. Nobody ever cared to look too close to see it because the music was good. Was.
May 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Bobby doesn't know I bought a little treat for us that'll get here tomorrow 🤭
April 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Battling the autistic urge to buy a backup of my belt (near perfect condition) in case anything happens to it bc I wear it almost every single day
April 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
FedEx stays hiring only hot men 🙂‍↕️
April 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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April 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I generally support separating the art from the artists but at this point there's a firm line in the sand with JK Rowling. Do not put money in that evil woman's pocket. Pirate her stuff if you must but she needs to be firmly rebuked.
April 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This season of survivor is so good tbh. Finally got rid of Chrissy and now I can't wait to see David melt down next week 😌
April 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Gayle King, Katy Perry, and the rest of those out of touch millionaires are not astronauts and have not accomplished anything positive in this endeavor. No matter how much they want to believe otherwise.
April 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Idgaf if socialism works or not (it does) I just never want to see another ad as long as I live I'm so over it.
April 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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April 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Tbh I don't understand all the Sai hate, I respect her game
April 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I'm tired of having to qualify everything I comment/post, making sure I include every nuance so I don't have some "but what about—" bitch in my replies.
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Every journalist who allows an interview subject in 2025 to use the word “woke” without demanding that they define what it means is bad at their job. No exceptions.
April 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Straight people automatically using fabulous and slay in queer men's presence is worse than calling us a slur imo
April 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
All about healthy living/eating but if you start worrying about the sugar content of fruits, I fear you've completely lost the plot
March 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where
March 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM