@schumer.senate.gov congrats Chuck, way to cave to Trump when Dems held all the cards. You showed to the world that you are a spineless coward and unfit to lead the Democratic party. You and every Dem senator who caved on the shutdown better prepare to be primaried in 2026 and 2028. #CareerSuicide
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
@schumer.senate.gov congrats Chuck, way to cave to Trump when Dems held all the cards. You showed to the world that you are a spineless coward and unfit to lead the Democratic party. You and every Dem senator who caved on the shutdown better prepare to be primaried in 2026 and 2028. #CareerSuicide
Some people like to jokingly blame the death of Harambe in May 2016 for being the single flashpoint event that fundamentally altered our timeline.
Personally, my sworn enemy is the stupid weasel that short-circuited the Large Hadron Collider at CERN a month prior to Harambe's death.
Personally, my sworn enemy is the stupid weasel that short-circuited the Large Hadron Collider at CERN a month prior to Harambe's death.
October 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Some people like to jokingly blame the death of Harambe in May 2016 for being the single flashpoint event that fundamentally altered our timeline.
Personally, my sworn enemy is the stupid weasel that short-circuited the Large Hadron Collider at CERN a month prior to Harambe's death.
Personally, my sworn enemy is the stupid weasel that short-circuited the Large Hadron Collider at CERN a month prior to Harambe's death.
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"We're going to lay off 10% of the company to eliminate redundancies."
Four months later...
"What do you mean we can't do this critical task because the only person who knows how to do it is on annual leave? How is it possible that no else in the company knows how to handle it?"
Four months later...
"What do you mean we can't do this critical task because the only person who knows how to do it is on annual leave? How is it possible that no else in the company knows how to handle it?"
August 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
"We're going to lay off 10% of the company to eliminate redundancies."
Four months later...
"What do you mean we can't do this critical task because the only person who knows how to do it is on annual leave? How is it possible that no else in the company knows how to handle it?"
Four months later...
"What do you mean we can't do this critical task because the only person who knows how to do it is on annual leave? How is it possible that no else in the company knows how to handle it?"
To-Do List
• Bite the hand that feeds me
• Put all my eggs in one basket
• Count my chickens before they hatch
• Ignore the elephant in the room
• Rock the boat
• Jump the gun
• Tempt fate
• Leap before I look
• Beat a dead horse
• Poke the bear
• Walk on thin ice
• Play with fire
• Burn bridges
• Bite the hand that feeds me
• Put all my eggs in one basket
• Count my chickens before they hatch
• Ignore the elephant in the room
• Rock the boat
• Jump the gun
• Tempt fate
• Leap before I look
• Beat a dead horse
• Poke the bear
• Walk on thin ice
• Play with fire
• Burn bridges
August 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
To-Do List
• Bite the hand that feeds me
• Put all my eggs in one basket
• Count my chickens before they hatch
• Ignore the elephant in the room
• Rock the boat
• Jump the gun
• Tempt fate
• Leap before I look
• Beat a dead horse
• Poke the bear
• Walk on thin ice
• Play with fire
• Burn bridges
• Bite the hand that feeds me
• Put all my eggs in one basket
• Count my chickens before they hatch
• Ignore the elephant in the room
• Rock the boat
• Jump the gun
• Tempt fate
• Leap before I look
• Beat a dead horse
• Poke the bear
• Walk on thin ice
• Play with fire
• Burn bridges
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Nope, this is revisionist history and I am not having it.
Mario did not jump through lava, commit turtle genocide, ingest heroic quantities of illicit mushrooms, and fight a fire-breathing dragon and his dysfunctional family just for a fucking handshake. No fucking way.
Mario did not jump through lava, commit turtle genocide, ingest heroic quantities of illicit mushrooms, and fight a fire-breathing dragon and his dysfunctional family just for a fucking handshake. No fucking way.
Nintendo says Mario and Princess Peach are just 'good friends' who help each other out whenever they can
July 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Nope, this is revisionist history and I am not having it.
Mario did not jump through lava, commit turtle genocide, ingest heroic quantities of illicit mushrooms, and fight a fire-breathing dragon and his dysfunctional family just for a fucking handshake. No fucking way.
Mario did not jump through lava, commit turtle genocide, ingest heroic quantities of illicit mushrooms, and fight a fire-breathing dragon and his dysfunctional family just for a fucking handshake. No fucking way.
Notice how he called the Epstein case (and, by extension, victims of human trafficking and child abuse) "boring." Not concerning, not horrifying, not criminal. Boring.
This is the rhetoric of a coward who knows he is implicated in a scandal that could ruin him if the details are ever made public.
This is the rhetoric of a coward who knows he is implicated in a scandal that could ruin him if the details are ever made public.
July 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Notice how he called the Epstein case (and, by extension, victims of human trafficking and child abuse) "boring." Not concerning, not horrifying, not criminal. Boring.
This is the rhetoric of a coward who knows he is implicated in a scandal that could ruin him if the details are ever made public.
This is the rhetoric of a coward who knows he is implicated in a scandal that could ruin him if the details are ever made public.
I'm glad I chose to be cremated, because there damn sure ain't enough people to carry my casket.
June 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I'm glad I chose to be cremated, because there damn sure ain't enough people to carry my casket.
1 gorilla vs 5 billionaires (Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Satya Nadella and Sundar Pichai)
May 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
1 gorilla vs 5 billionaires (Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Satya Nadella and Sundar Pichai)
It's wild to me that for many people, their first time playing The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion is the new remastered version that just dropped a few days ago.
Even wilder still, that for many people, their introduction to Elder Scrolls was Skyrim.
Ugh, I feel old.
Even wilder still, that for many people, their introduction to Elder Scrolls was Skyrim.
Ugh, I feel old.
April 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It's wild to me that for many people, their first time playing The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion is the new remastered version that just dropped a few days ago.
Even wilder still, that for many people, their introduction to Elder Scrolls was Skyrim.
Ugh, I feel old.
Even wilder still, that for many people, their introduction to Elder Scrolls was Skyrim.
Ugh, I feel old.
Newsflash, folks: we're not headed toward another recession, we've been in one since at least 2008. We're not headed toward another Great Depression, either. Trump is intentionally pushing us toward complete economic and societal collapse. This is neither hyperbole nor fearmongering, just facts.
March 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Newsflash, folks: we're not headed toward another recession, we've been in one since at least 2008. We're not headed toward another Great Depression, either. Trump is intentionally pushing us toward complete economic and societal collapse. This is neither hyperbole nor fearmongering, just facts.
Mark my words: Trump is going to mishandle bird flu even worse than he handled the COVID-19 pandemic.
UPDATE: The strain of bird flu is distinct from what has previously been found in dairy cattle. The finding raises some worrying questions — and concerns over the Trump administration's muted response.
New bird flu variant in cattle adds to concerns about federal response under Trump
The strain of bird flu is distinct from what has previously been found in dairy cattle. The finding raises some worrying questions — and concerns over the Trump administration's muted response.
www.npr.org
February 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Mark my words: Trump is going to mishandle bird flu even worse than he handled the COVID-19 pandemic.
Trump is a draft dodger who called Americans who died in war "losers" and "suckers" and said John McCain was not a war hero because he was captured as a POW.
So if you're an active-duty service member or a veteran and you support Trump, then you're either stupid or you lack basic self-respect.
So if you're an active-duty service member or a veteran and you support Trump, then you're either stupid or you lack basic self-respect.
February 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Trump is a draft dodger who called Americans who died in war "losers" and "suckers" and said John McCain was not a war hero because he was captured as a POW.
So if you're an active-duty service member or a veteran and you support Trump, then you're either stupid or you lack basic self-respect.
So if you're an active-duty service member or a veteran and you support Trump, then you're either stupid or you lack basic self-respect.
So Trump pulled out of the UN's Human Rights Council and announced he wants to send an invading Army to Gaza. Looks like Trump voters are quickly running out of excuses for why they voted for him. First it was because he promised cheaper gas and groceries, then it was because he's "not a warmonger."
February 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
So Trump pulled out of the UN's Human Rights Council and announced he wants to send an invading Army to Gaza. Looks like Trump voters are quickly running out of excuses for why they voted for him. First it was because he promised cheaper gas and groceries, then it was because he's "not a warmonger."
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The universe speaks in mysterious ways.
February 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The universe speaks in mysterious ways.
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
So the NASDAQ lost over $1 trillion in wealth today.
Meanwhile, Trump golfed.
Going to be seeing a lot more stories like these in the months and years to come, mark my words.
Meanwhile, Trump golfed.
Going to be seeing a lot more stories like these in the months and years to come, mark my words.
January 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
So the NASDAQ lost over $1 trillion in wealth today.
Meanwhile, Trump golfed.
Going to be seeing a lot more stories like these in the months and years to come, mark my words.
Meanwhile, Trump golfed.
Going to be seeing a lot more stories like these in the months and years to come, mark my words.
Bird flu is about to be transmissible between humans, and he pulled us out of the WHO.
Snow blanketed Louisiana and Florida, and he pulled us out of the Paris Climate Treaty.
He reversed several bedrock Civil Rights programs and measures on MLK Jr. Day.
Trump never had our best interests in mind.
Snow blanketed Louisiana and Florida, and he pulled us out of the Paris Climate Treaty.
He reversed several bedrock Civil Rights programs and measures on MLK Jr. Day.
Trump never had our best interests in mind.
January 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Bird flu is about to be transmissible between humans, and he pulled us out of the WHO.
Snow blanketed Louisiana and Florida, and he pulled us out of the Paris Climate Treaty.
He reversed several bedrock Civil Rights programs and measures on MLK Jr. Day.
Trump never had our best interests in mind.
Snow blanketed Louisiana and Florida, and he pulled us out of the Paris Climate Treaty.
He reversed several bedrock Civil Rights programs and measures on MLK Jr. Day.
Trump never had our best interests in mind.
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
— George Orwell, 1984
— George Orwell, 1984
January 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
— George Orwell, 1984
— George Orwell, 1984
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Musk did not give an “awkward gesture”, nor did he “appear to give a Nazi salute.”
He Seig Heiled.
TWICE. Once to Trump onscreen, once to the crowd. It was blatant, unambiguous, and undeniable. We have actual fascists in power now.
Buckle up, kiddos. It’s gonna get real ugly before it gets better.
He Seig Heiled.
TWICE. Once to Trump onscreen, once to the crowd. It was blatant, unambiguous, and undeniable. We have actual fascists in power now.
Buckle up, kiddos. It’s gonna get real ugly before it gets better.
January 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Musk did not give an “awkward gesture”, nor did he “appear to give a Nazi salute.”
He Seig Heiled.
TWICE. Once to Trump onscreen, once to the crowd. It was blatant, unambiguous, and undeniable. We have actual fascists in power now.
Buckle up, kiddos. It’s gonna get real ugly before it gets better.
He Seig Heiled.
TWICE. Once to Trump onscreen, once to the crowd. It was blatant, unambiguous, and undeniable. We have actual fascists in power now.
Buckle up, kiddos. It’s gonna get real ugly before it gets better.
If Elon Musk openly expressing support for Germany's neo-Nazi AfD party wasn't enough, here's Elon Musk sieg heiling on national television during Trump's inauguration celebration. This is who is puppet mastering President Trump. These are batshit crazy times we live in right now. 🤦🏻♂️
January 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
If Elon Musk openly expressing support for Germany's neo-Nazi AfD party wasn't enough, here's Elon Musk sieg heiling on national television during Trump's inauguration celebration. This is who is puppet mastering President Trump. These are batshit crazy times we live in right now. 🤦🏻♂️
The United States has been an oligarchy since at least the Gilded Age (1870-1900) with industrialists like John D Rockefeller and Andrew Carnegie often being called "robber barons" because they used unethical/exploitative business practices to amass their fortunes, power, and influence.
Biden: "I want to warn the country of some things that give me great concern. That's the dangerous concentration of power in the hands of a very few ultra wealthy people and the dangerous consequences if their abuse of power is left unchecked. Today, an oligarchy is taking shape"
January 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The United States has been an oligarchy since at least the Gilded Age (1870-1900) with industrialists like John D Rockefeller and Andrew Carnegie often being called "robber barons" because they used unethical/exploitative business practices to amass their fortunes, power, and influence.
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Donations to Biden's inaugural fund in 2021:
Meta = $0
Tim Cook = $0
Sam Altman = $0
Google = $200,000
Amazon = $200,000
Donations to Trump's inaugural fund in 2025:
Meta = $1,000,000
Tim Cook = $1,000,000
Sam Altman = $1,000,000
Google = $1,000,000
Amazon = $1,000,000
The oligarchy is here.
Meta = $0
Tim Cook = $0
Sam Altman = $0
Google = $200,000
Amazon = $200,000
Donations to Trump's inaugural fund in 2025:
Meta = $1,000,000
Tim Cook = $1,000,000
Sam Altman = $1,000,000
Google = $1,000,000
Amazon = $1,000,000
The oligarchy is here.
January 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Donations to Biden's inaugural fund in 2021:
Meta = $0
Tim Cook = $0
Sam Altman = $0
Google = $200,000
Amazon = $200,000
Donations to Trump's inaugural fund in 2025:
Meta = $1,000,000
Tim Cook = $1,000,000
Sam Altman = $1,000,000
Google = $1,000,000
Amazon = $1,000,000
The oligarchy is here.
Meta = $0
Tim Cook = $0
Sam Altman = $0
Google = $200,000
Amazon = $200,000
Donations to Trump's inaugural fund in 2025:
Meta = $1,000,000
Tim Cook = $1,000,000
Sam Altman = $1,000,000
Google = $1,000,000
Amazon = $1,000,000
The oligarchy is here.
This is how future wars will be started: via Twitter polls. Of course, you'll have to sign in to see the results.
January 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This is how future wars will be started: via Twitter polls. Of course, you'll have to sign in to see the results.
"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable."
—John F. Kennedy
—John F. Kennedy
December 30, 2024 at 6:07 PM
"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable."
—John F. Kennedy
—John F. Kennedy