False Flat
@falseflat.bsky.social
Underwear lover, big shooter
X-men fan, Switch and PS5 gamer
Chicago/SW Michigan, 42, partnered
@flatfalse on Twitter
X-men fan, Switch and PS5 gamer
Chicago/SW Michigan, 42, partnered
@flatfalse on Twitter
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Who wants to watch scary movies in their undies with me? I’ll wear this thong 😅
October 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Who wants to watch scary movies in their undies with me? I’ll wear this thong 😅
It was so fun to finally meet my long time friend @edgersparadise.bsky.social was one of my first connections when I first started my alt Tumblr. Talk about a long time coming
We should all thank @falseflat.bsky.social for their lovely job paining my face
October 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It was so fun to finally meet my long time friend @edgersparadise.bsky.social was one of my first connections when I first started my alt Tumblr. Talk about a long time coming
I love how much my bush pokes out of this thong. Why don’t you come bury your face right there?
October 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I love how much my bush pokes out of this thong. Why don’t you come bury your face right there?
I just took my first ride in new winter cycling gear. Can you tell I like it?
October 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I just took my first ride in new winter cycling gear. Can you tell I like it?
Show me your undies and let’s play
October 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Show me your undies and let’s play
There’s something about a pink thong that never fails to make me feel so damn good
@awrymenswear.bsky.social
@awrymenswear.bsky.social
October 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
There’s something about a pink thong that never fails to make me feel so damn good
@awrymenswear.bsky.social
@awrymenswear.bsky.social
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I had such a fun time at the beach last night. It was a totally random ass time running into a couple of buddies, hanging out naked, and just having a great time. I need more nights like these in my life 🥵
September 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I had such a fun time at the beach last night. It was a totally random ass time running into a couple of buddies, hanging out naked, and just having a great time. I need more nights like these in my life 🥵
Which swimsuit should I wear today?
Blue/pink Amoresy or Yellow Coyote?
Blue/pink Amoresy or Yellow Coyote?
September 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Which swimsuit should I wear today?
Blue/pink Amoresy or Yellow Coyote?
Blue/pink Amoresy or Yellow Coyote?
Welcome to my garden
September 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Welcome to my garden
Let’s go for a walk
September 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Let’s go for a walk
Gotta love a big bush overflowing a tiny bikini
September 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Gotta love a big bush overflowing a tiny bikini
I really need some buddies to come over and help me go through my underwear drawer
Where are all of the Chicago underwear lovers?
Where are all of the Chicago underwear lovers?
September 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I really need some buddies to come over and help me go through my underwear drawer
Where are all of the Chicago underwear lovers?
Where are all of the Chicago underwear lovers?
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Forgot to take vids at the beach so took one for Bluesky when I got hole, er home
September 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Forgot to take vids at the beach so took one for Bluesky when I got hole, er home
Taking a stroll through the garden 👀
August 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Taking a stroll through the garden 👀
I’ve got a nice place for you to bury your face
August 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I’ve got a nice place for you to bury your face
How’s your day so far? Mine is looking pretty good
August 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
How’s your day so far? Mine is looking pretty good
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