🏳️🌈 Introvert but willing to discuss sexual dysfunction
Son: I’m going to be Krampus and you can be a snail.
Me: Bro, what? I’m a f*cking princess. Don’t reduce me to a pile of slime with a salt kryptonite. #disneyland #momlife #oogieboogiebash
Son: I’m going to be Krampus and you can be a snail.
Me: Bro, what? I’m a f*cking princess. Don’t reduce me to a pile of slime with a salt kryptonite. #disneyland #momlife #oogieboogiebash