Tygh Walker
@fairquestion.com
Principal at Blackbird Solutions, Inc. Amateur human linguist, professional computer linguist. Typo craftsman. Delightful to follow.
Just got a suspicious phone call from "US Customs and Border Control *Department*" I said "Wait, are you claiming to be a United States government Agency?" They hung up immediately and I am pretty sure these f(x)n guys are trying to scam people who are basically scared of being deported.
a cartoon character from south park is sitting down and says you guys are jerks
ALT: a cartoon character from south park is sitting down and says you guys are jerks
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Just got a suspicious phone call from "US Customs and Border Control *Department*" I said "Wait, are you claiming to be a United States government Agency?" They hung up immediately and I am pretty sure these f(x)n guys are trying to scam people who are basically scared of being deported.
I mean, I also identify as a typo craftsman. Thanks so very much for being my personal proofreader and bio reviewer.
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I mean, I also identify as a typo craftsman. Thanks so very much for being my personal proofreader and bio reviewer.
Let’s retire the word “weaponize” in 2026.
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Let’s retire the word “weaponize” in 2026.
…or else what?
Did you hear about the Trump administration campaign calling for "civility" and telling people to "dress with respect" when they travel?
Well, I fixed Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy's ad...
Well, I fixed Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy's ad...
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
…or else what?
Holy cow that was nuts.
Zohran is a generational talent, but I really worry the democrats are gonna take away all the wrong lessons from this, because none of the rest of them can do this.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Holy cow that was nuts.
Weird. Didn’t his financial disclosure show that he had essentially no assets?
Everyone Wants to Ban Congressional Stock Trades, but Some Supporters Worry Mike Johnson Is Stalling
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theintercept.com/2025/11/19/s...
Everyone Wants to Ban Congressional Stock Trades, but Some Supporters Worry Mike Johnson Is Stalling
Members of Congress are getting rich trading stocks and flouting the current, toothless regulations. Will Mike Johnson stall a ban?
theintercept.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Weird. Didn’t his financial disclosure show that he had essentially no assets?
We were assured that this case was closed and that anyone who could be prosecuted (two people) had been prosecuted.
Bondi on the Epstein investigations that Trump demanded: "We're not gonna say anything else on that because now it is a pending investigation in SDNY"
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
We were assured that this case was closed and that anyone who could be prosecuted (two people) had been prosecuted.
They should have good answers for each and every one of these abductions.
FOX: Here's a viral video of landscapers who were being addressed by a CBP agent. What do you say to people who say that falls outside the purview of getting criminals out?
GREG BOVINO: Martha, do we know the criminal records of those so-called landscapers?
GREG BOVINO: Martha, do we know the criminal records of those so-called landscapers?
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
They should have good answers for each and every one of these abductions.
This all turns on who Trump considers the worst. Hint: crime doesn’t put you on that list.
Trump claims his ICE raids are going after the "worst of the worst".
But his own DOJ admits that over 97% of immigrants detained in Chicago have no criminal record.
It was always about cruelty, not public safety.
But his own DOJ admits that over 97% of immigrants detained in Chicago have no criminal record.
It was always about cruelty, not public safety.
November 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This all turns on who Trump considers the worst. Hint: crime doesn’t put you on that list.
One of the many egregious crimes of the administration is a stunning lack of creativity. I mean, they always, always go for the obvious gag and act like it was super clever.
When DHS dared to call its anti-immigrant racial profiling weekend in Charlotte, North Carolina, “Operation Charlotte’s Web,” I knew I was going to have to write about it.
Tonight, at Law Dork, here it is: www.lawdork.com/p/gregory-bo...
Tonight, at Law Dork, here it is: www.lawdork.com/p/gregory-bo...
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
One of the many egregious crimes of the administration is a stunning lack of creativity. I mean, they always, always go for the obvious gag and act like it was super clever.
I’m sorry, “voter” data?
These capabilities ICE has via Thomson Reuters and Motorola are mind boggling. marries license plate data with voter and ownership records, future location prediction (unclear how good this is), face recognition. Surveillance state continues apace
www.404media.co/this-app-let...
www.404media.co/this-app-let...
This App Lets ICE Track Vehicles and Owners Across the Country
Material viewed by 404 Media shows data giant Thomson Reuters enriches license plate data with marriage, voter, and ownership records. The tool can predict where a car may be in the future.
www.404media.co
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I’m sorry, “voter” data?
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November 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Bros: Crypto is a serious investment
Also Bros:
Also Bros:
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Bros: Crypto is a serious investment
Also Bros:
Also Bros:
The GOP was perfectly willing starve their own constituents and they believed the Democrats would blink first.
So, Greate f(x)n job everyone for being as big an idiot as they thought you were. You all deserve to be fired.
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
So, Greate f(x)n job everyone for being as big an idiot as they thought you were. You all deserve to be fired.
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The GOP was perfectly willing starve their own constituents and they believed the Democrats would blink first.
So, Greate f(x)n job everyone for being as big an idiot as they thought you were. You all deserve to be fired.
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
So, Greate f(x)n job everyone for being as big an idiot as they thought you were. You all deserve to be fired.
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
I can not articulate how furious I am right now.
This is a bad deal, and the old way of doing things is clearly not working.
We need new leaders in the Senate.
We need new leaders in the Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I can not articulate how furious I am right now.
You are only as civilized as you are when you panic. I think we’re about to see just what savages these guys are.
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You are only as civilized as you are when you panic. I think we’re about to see just what savages these guys are.
If the Trump administration *wanted to pay SNAP benefits, the court handed them all the rationale they needed. This is just a simple example of what should be obvious by now.
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If the Trump administration *wanted to pay SNAP benefits, the court handed them all the rationale they needed. This is just a simple example of what should be obvious by now.
This belongs in a museum.
'Sandwich Guy' jury note and verdict form: www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This belongs in a museum.
If it’s me vs. ICE, I’m going for a jury trial every time.
BREAKING: A D.C. jury found former DOJ paralegal Sean Dunn not guilty of assaulting a federal agent after throwing a Subway sandwich at him in August.
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
If it’s me vs. ICE, I’m going for a jury trial every time.
I wouldn’t say that Dems “won back” Latino voters so much as the GOP simply sent them literally running away from them.
November 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I wouldn’t say that Dems “won back” Latino voters so much as the GOP simply sent them literally running away from them.
I am super comfortable with the GOP failing to apprehend this political moment. Just carry on, carry on.
Johnson: What happened last night was blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. No one should read too much into last night's election results. Off year elections are not indicative of what's to come. That’s what history teaches us.
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I am super comfortable with the GOP failing to apprehend this political moment. Just carry on, carry on.
Boy, John Sauer is… a lot.
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Boy, John Sauer is… a lot.
I just had a client ask me to customize some clinical workflow for them: “Could you put an AI in it?”
November 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I just had a client ask me to customize some clinical workflow for them: “Could you put an AI in it?”