EVAN WALSH
@evanwalsh.net
HEAVEN ONLY EXISTS IF WE BUILD TOWARD IT
KEEP YOUR HEART TENDER
DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GRIND YOU DOWN
HE/HIM
KEEP YOUR HEART TENDER
DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GRIND YOU DOWN
HE/HIM
Charles Entertainment Horse
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Charles Entertainment Horse
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Elon I heard Joy Carol Oates say she’s never seen you drink a thermometer. She’s saying you haven’t even ingested one temperature.
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Elon I heard Joy Carol Oates say she’s never seen you drink a thermometer. She’s saying you haven’t even ingested one temperature.
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Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
A source said, "The Eric Newman Jazz Band was playing, and before long, Fallon and Corden were up onstage trading Sinatra and Tony Bennett tunes!"
pagesix.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
Man, 2009 was a crazy year: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billboa...
Billboard Year-End Hot 100 singles of 2009 - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Man, 2009 was a crazy year: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billboa...
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
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wolfpupy comic from Jul 4, 2020 - patreon.com/wolfpupy
July 29, 2023 at 5:54 AM
wolfpupy comic from Jul 4, 2020 - patreon.com/wolfpupy
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I use triolingo but I'm sure yours is good too
November 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I use triolingo but I'm sure yours is good too
It’s fall which means I dress like a father in a video game that has to brave his personal hell to save his family
November 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It’s fall which means I dress like a father in a video game that has to brave his personal hell to save his family
I had a latte and then I had a Coke Zero. I am alive.
November 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I had a latte and then I had a Coke Zero. I am alive.
It drives me crazy that fancasting can be so focused on “who looks the most like this fictional character?” and not “who can play this fictional character well?” It just makes fans look like the most media illiterate dorks. “B-b-but there’s another actor that looks exactly like the character” NO
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It drives me crazy that fancasting can be so focused on “who looks the most like this fictional character?” and not “who can play this fictional character well?” It just makes fans look like the most media illiterate dorks. “B-b-but there’s another actor that looks exactly like the character” NO
My life has gotten measurably better since I started saying “hooray” more often. Hooray!
November 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
My life has gotten measurably better since I started saying “hooray” more often. Hooray!
Hey, my best friend started a new company with @ttscoff.bsky.social! Apple productivity consulting from two dudes you can trust. If you need help optimizing, automating, and documenting your team’s process, you gotta check this out 🐻
So so happy to be announcing this today: I’m launching a business! I’ll let Brett share the good news:
brettterpstra.com/2025/10/31/a...
brettterpstra.com/2025/10/31/a...
Announcing Bear & Glass, Apple workflow consulting - BrettTerpstra.com
I’ve mentioned before that what I really wanted out of my career was to be a consultant, especially in automation and efficiency on Mac and iOS, for teams and small-to-medium size businesses…
brettterpstra.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Hey, my best friend started a new company with @ttscoff.bsky.social! Apple productivity consulting from two dudes you can trust. If you need help optimizing, automating, and documenting your team’s process, you gotta check this out 🐻
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Let's Learn about types of ghosts
October 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Let's Learn about types of ghosts
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
We used to be a society that said things like "tight", "no doi", and "crunk"
October 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
We used to be a society that said things like "tight", "no doi", and "crunk"
I think the acoustic guitar is kind of bullshit. But it's what I have access to right now, so we're playing it.
October 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I think the acoustic guitar is kind of bullshit. But it's what I have access to right now, so we're playing it.
Finally had to explain to my son that "daddy doesn't wear vests"
October 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Finally had to explain to my son that "daddy doesn't wear vests"
Asked about his personal appearance, fashion style and how it changed over time, Nagoshi says he adapts to what his current girlfriend is into.
October 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Asked about his personal appearance, fashion style and how it changed over time, Nagoshi says he adapts to what his current girlfriend is into.
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a) Man, Huell Howser was great!
b) I kept expecting to grow weary of it and want to turn it off, but dang if I didn't watch through to the end with a dumb grin.
c) You can almost see Tim Robinson watching this and saying, somewhat ominously, "Get me Fred Willard." www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7f9...
b) I kept expecting to grow weary of it and want to turn it off, but dang if I didn't watch through to the end with a dumb grin.
c) You can almost see Tim Robinson watching this and saying, somewhat ominously, "Get me Fred Willard." www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7f9...
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
a) Man, Huell Howser was great!
b) I kept expecting to grow weary of it and want to turn it off, but dang if I didn't watch through to the end with a dumb grin.
c) You can almost see Tim Robinson watching this and saying, somewhat ominously, "Get me Fred Willard." www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7f9...
b) I kept expecting to grow weary of it and want to turn it off, but dang if I didn't watch through to the end with a dumb grin.
c) You can almost see Tim Robinson watching this and saying, somewhat ominously, "Get me Fred Willard." www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7f9...
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Americans are stupid disgusting cattle. Which I revere as holy.
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Americans are stupid disgusting cattle. Which I revere as holy.
I am, regretfully, thinking about buying an electric bass a lot these days.
October 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I am, regretfully, thinking about buying an electric bass a lot these days.
I will be having a Diet Pepsi while I cook dinner tonight. Please update your records.
October 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I will be having a Diet Pepsi while I cook dinner tonight. Please update your records.
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Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.