Evan
@evanfromiowa.bsky.social
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Michigan State special teams coach is the best in the Big Ten.
November 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Michigan State special teams coach is the best in the Big Ten.
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Lane has the aura of a squirrel who’s lived through 2 1/2 bouts with the tire.
November 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Lane has the aura of a squirrel who’s lived through 2 1/2 bouts with the tire.
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It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"
October 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"
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i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
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Once again the invisible hand of fate has guided my car through the front window of a mattress store
September 29, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Once again the invisible hand of fate has guided my car through the front window of a mattress store
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Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood?
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
September 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood?
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me
May 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me
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i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
August 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
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They've been doing this for a few years apparently, we got this on March of 2023. But you can opt out in case you feel like... writing a letter to a protein powder company.
Which my wife did.
Which my wife did.
August 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
They've been doing this for a few years apparently, we got this on March of 2023. But you can opt out in case you feel like... writing a letter to a protein powder company.
Which my wife did.
Which my wife did.
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my dad was always saying this
August 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
my dad was always saying this
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Im doing it. I’m thinking about it right now.
Trump: "If you so much as touch or even think about destroying a statue or monument in Washington DC you go to jail for 10 years."
August 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Im doing it. I’m thinking about it right now.
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thought this hammer was going to pay for itself but so far nothing in my home is a geode
July 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
thought this hammer was going to pay for itself but so far nothing in my home is a geode
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I'm trying to think about how I would have reacted if shown this headline five years ago
July 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I'm trying to think about how I would have reacted if shown this headline five years ago
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There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall
July 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall
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are those my only two choices?
June 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
are those my only two choices?
@reckless.bsky.social The party speaker revolution is expanding into the AI 8K+5G universe via my Instagram ads
June 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
@reckless.bsky.social The party speaker revolution is expanding into the AI 8K+5G universe via my Instagram ads
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masterful gambit, sir. reminding everyone that you have a kid named after an amazon dot com vacuum cleaner and saying that you told him to punch you in the face definitely will not make them think you're on tons of drugs
Elon says he has a black eye because he asked his five-year-old son X Æ A-12 to punch him in the face.
May 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
masterful gambit, sir. reminding everyone that you have a kid named after an amazon dot com vacuum cleaner and saying that you told him to punch you in the face definitely will not make them think you're on tons of drugs
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it's pretty wild how throughout all of history nobody who has ever decided to argue that "actually a little bigotry is okay" ends up looking like one of the good guys and yet people are still lining up left and right for the opportunity to do so in the paper of record
May 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
it's pretty wild how throughout all of history nobody who has ever decided to argue that "actually a little bigotry is okay" ends up looking like one of the good guys and yet people are still lining up left and right for the opportunity to do so in the paper of record