Ethelred Goat
@ethelredgoat.bsky.social
Chickens, cats and twaddle, accompanied by exaggeration and drama. Runs backwards at weddings. Forest dweller, chicken whisperer, cat cuddler, crisp eater. Hampshire, UK.
Pinned
Fed up of all the numbers now.
😞😖😐😒😞
😞😖😐😒😞
July 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Fed up of all the numbers now.
😞😖😐😒😞
😞😖😐😒😞
I am at The Bingo.
July 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I am at The Bingo.
I luv avin a barth. 🫧
July 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I luv avin a barth. 🫧
Happy Friday! Who’s like to see a video of a lady having a bath?
July 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Happy Friday! Who’s like to see a video of a lady having a bath?
Floofy is feeling better. Thankyou for all your well wishes. 😊
July 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Floofy is feeling better. Thankyou for all your well wishes. 😊
I’ve decided to distract myself from the crisps by finishing the compulsory sexual harassment awareness video I’m halfway through.
July 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I’ve decided to distract myself from the crisps by finishing the compulsory sexual harassment awareness video I’m halfway through.
Can’t stop thinking about the crisps I’m having later. Perhaps I should test them now to make sure they are ok?
July 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Can’t stop thinking about the crisps I’m having later. Perhaps I should test them now to make sure they are ok?
I’ve been quiet because Edward Cat was not well. But he’s much better today. This was his face first thing when he couldn’t have breakfast because of vet visit.
July 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I’ve been quiet because Edward Cat was not well. But he’s much better today. This was his face first thing when he couldn’t have breakfast because of vet visit.
Can’t concentrate on work, am preparing blankets, Prosecco and nibbles for open air theatre later.
July 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Can’t concentrate on work, am preparing blankets, Prosecco and nibbles for open air theatre later.
Happy birthday @missymollymol.bsky.social ! 🐾 xx
July 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Happy birthday @missymollymol.bsky.social ! 🐾 xx
Alice hopes you’ve had a lovely SUNday even if it RAINed. ☀️
July 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Alice hopes you’ve had a lovely SUNday even if it RAINed. ☀️
I have made some progress clearing brambles and stinging nettles from my much ignored front garden. Minimal stings and scratches.
July 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I have made some progress clearing brambles and stinging nettles from my much ignored front garden. Minimal stings and scratches.
Attn @ntheowl.bsky.social
This picture of a juvenile secretary bird appeared on my tumblr feed the other day and I haven't stopped thinking about it since. the legs, the hairdo, the expression?? what am I supposed to do with this information
July 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Attn @ntheowl.bsky.social
Honestly, I should really stick to what I’m good at. Now, just need to remember what that is. 🤔
July 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Honestly, I should really stick to what I’m good at. Now, just need to remember what that is. 🤔
You find me in an on-going scone disaster. More news as it happens.
July 20, 2025 at 12:28 PM
You find me in an on-going scone disaster. More news as it happens.
Can’t make up my mind what to do today. If I’m not careful the day will be over and I’ll still be thinking about it.
July 20, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Can’t make up my mind what to do today. If I’m not careful the day will be over and I’ll still be thinking about it.
The cucumber glut has begun.
July 20, 2025 at 10:40 AM
The cucumber glut has begun.
Got a jumper on and chunky socks. Still cold. 🙁
July 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Got a jumper on and chunky socks. Still cold. 🙁
I think I walked round M&S with a twig in my hair earlier.
July 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I think I walked round M&S with a twig in my hair earlier.
Look at this pretty hydrangea. This is from a cutting I took last autumn, amazing that it’s flowered in year one! 😍
July 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Look at this pretty hydrangea. This is from a cutting I took last autumn, amazing that it’s flowered in year one! 😍
Yesterday garden scene. Today is the same but wetter. One of my Annabelle flowers got bent with the weight of raindrops. I’ve given all the others a little shake. I think we’ll be ok. 😊
July 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Yesterday garden scene. Today is the same but wetter. One of my Annabelle flowers got bent with the weight of raindrops. I’ve given all the others a little shake. I think we’ll be ok. 😊
Rainy day tasks: sorting underwear drawer. Found: a paperclip, a bag of sugared almonds, a train ticket and two pumpkin seeds.
July 19, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Rainy day tasks: sorting underwear drawer. Found: a paperclip, a bag of sugared almonds, a train ticket and two pumpkin seeds.
I have put lots of water collecting vessels all over the patio in eager anticipation of much water falling from the sky.
July 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I have put lots of water collecting vessels all over the patio in eager anticipation of much water falling from the sky.
Please enjoy my photo of a sun halo. You don’t have to, as, to be fair, it’s a crap photo.
July 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Please enjoy my photo of a sun halo. You don’t have to, as, to be fair, it’s a crap photo.
I do like a nice #wonkywatercolour after work to clear the mind and feed the soul. Tonight I have done a view of the Chicken’s Garden.
July 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I do like a nice #wonkywatercolour after work to clear the mind and feed the soul. Tonight I have done a view of the Chicken’s Garden.