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Ethan Heilman 😼
@ethanheilman.bsky.social
Have hash function, will travel
⬡ Posts about cryptology, netsec, infosec, OpenID Connect
⬡ co-founded bastionzero.com
⬡ Works on OpenPubkey: https://github.com/openpubkey/openpubkey
⬡ Website is https://ethanheilman.com
This is how you write a bug report

lore.kernel.org/all/14502205...
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
How many people are there alive on this earth that actually understand web browser security?

In 2015 it seems like common knowledge among security minded engineers.

10 years later, it has increased in complexity and libraries handle the details.
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Why is it that time.Add and time.Sub in golang are not inverses of each other.

To add 5 seconds to the current time:

time.Now().Add(5 * time.Second)

to subtract 5 seconds from the current time:

time.Now().Add(-5 * time.Second)

not

time.Now().Sub(5 * time.Second)
October 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Dallas Fed services comments are LIT this month

"generally antibusiness policies being championed by Republican lawmakers and the Trump administration"

www.dallasfed.org/research/sur...
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
80% of the people in the US gov that secure US nuclear weapons have been sent home by the admin.

"NNSA has never before furloughed federal workers during funding lapses"

One of NNSA jobs is to kill terrorists if terrorists try to steal nuclear weapons.
www.newschannel10.com/2025/10/20/n...
National Nuclear Security Administration to furlough staff, including at Pantex
The federal agency Pantex is under, the National Nuclear Security Administration (NNSA), will furlough staff as the government shutdown continues.
www.newschannel10.com
October 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Cyberpunk 2077 is still charging $60 for a game that came out in five years ago (2020).It doesn't feel unfair to me because they have been adding content over the last years in the form of content and support. Is this a trend? Other software doesn't get cheaper with age, why do games?
October 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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been reading a lot of medieval English history recently and it's instructive as to why the Anglo political tradition evolved away from monarchy. every 4th king or so would turn out to be a murderous lunatic, people got sick of it
it is kind of interesting how not only do they openly yearn for monarchy, but they also want a system of monarchy more absolute than almost any of the historical reference points where the president can tax, spend, declare war, even suspend habeas corpus at will
Johnson blames the No Kings protests. Says “it is quite ironic.” Johnson says “if President Trump was a king” the government would be open.
October 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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After a week of ridiculous Republican smears and Trump claiming that “very few people are going to be there,” you just made history. #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
October 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Graeffe-Based Attacks on Poseidon and NTT Lower Bounds (Ziyu Zhao, Antonio Sanso, Giuseppe Vitto, Jintai Ding) ia.cr/2025/1916
October 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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This is amazing research by Nadia Heninger and her co-authors Wenyi Morty Zhang, Annie Dai, Keegan Ryan, Dave Levin and Aaron Schulman. TL;DR a huge number of satellite links over our heads are totally unencrypted. satcom.sysnet.ucsd.edu
🛰️ SATCOM Security
Research project homepage for SATCOM Security: papers, source code, and recent satellite communications vulnerabilities.
satcom.sysnet.ucsd.edu
October 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Nobody wants it as a story but I have multiple NYPD sources who voted for Mamdani, are eager for his win in November, and who say their colleagues quietly feel the same.

They like that he wants NYPD to focus on crime, not quality of life enforcement.
Lmao is this supposed to be a bad thing?
October 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
@marthawells.com Have you ever played or looked at Citizen Sleeper? If so what do you think about it? It seems to have been inspired by MurderBot (in a good way).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizen...
Citizen Sleeper - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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By 2028 this will be a voting issue
October 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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If the President can raise his own revenues and direct his own spending without congressional approval we are squarely in the only situation the Constitution was actually drafted to avoid: English civil war territory
File this under “essential function.” 🤡

#Shutdown
abcnews.go.com/Politics/liv...
October 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Longtime Pentagon reporter Helene Cooper said that she can't find any military officials who attended the meeting in Virginia with President Donald Trump and Secretary Pete Hegseth and liked what they heard.

www.rawstory.com/trump-milita...
'Disbelief': Pentagon reporter can't find one military official who liked Hegseth's speech
Longtime Pentagon reporter Helene Cooper said that she can't find any military officials who attended the meeting in Virginia with President Donald Trump and Secretary Pete Hegseth and liked what the...
www.rawstory.com
September 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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one thing that is true for everyone reading this: unless something changes dramatically the number of people who agree with you on what basic facts constitute "reality" will shrink every year for the rest of your life
September 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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My car gives me an overheat warning. Swiftly I eject the warp core, the smouldering battery sliding and skipping across the street, straight into the storefront of a nearby cafe and starting what would later be called The Great Fire of 2034.
September 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Looked at my data collections for state-backed activity. If the report were a picture:
September 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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🎉 A huge congrats to Tufts grad Edgar Vidal on the first (of hopefully several) paper from our FIRESIDE (Far-InfraRed Extragalactic Survey and Instrument Design Exploration) project! It has been submitted to ApJ and is out on arXiv today! 🔭🧪 #JWST #MIRI #obscuredAGN #FIR 1/

arxiv.org/abs/2509.15331
Modeling the JWST MIRI Counts, Insights Into the Source Properties and Role of Dust-Obscured AGN
Understanding the co-evolution of galaxies and active galactic nuclei (AGN) requires accurate modeling of dust-obscured systems. Recent surveys using the Mid Infrared Instrument (MIRI) onboard the Jam...
arxiv.org
September 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Don't worry guys, I have a genius plan to stop political violence.

Step 1: Make elite consensus be that the mild peaceful disapproval be treated as equivalent to violence.

Step 2: Have the government openly violate the law in a manner which proves it nonbinding.

Step 3: Crash the economy.
September 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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KAMLAGER-DOVE: Dylan Roof, who followed white supremacist propaganda, murdered 9 Black parishioners in 2015. Do you deny this?

PATEL: I'm sorry. Dylan Roof? Can you give me more information?

KAMLAGER-DOVE: You're head of the FBI
September 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM