Evan Shapīro
@eshap.bsky.social
Cartographer of Media.
Rouser of Rabble.
Escapee of Twitter.
Here’s my shit: https://linktr.ee/ESHAPTV
Rouser of Rabble.
Escapee of Twitter.
Here’s my shit: https://linktr.ee/ESHAPTV
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Evan Shapīro
@eshap.bsky.social
· Sep 23
November 5, 2025 at 8:55 AM
When unite Maron & Gillis against you, then you KNOW you’re a fuckward.
September 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
When unite Maron & Gillis against you, then you KNOW you’re a fuckward.
Honestly, your outrage is their entire point.
Stop giving this fart fire so much oxygen.
Stop giving this fart fire so much oxygen.
Mr. President, American cities are 𝒏𝒐𝒕 a training ground for our military. They are your constituents.
We shouldn’t have to explain this to you.
We shouldn’t have to explain this to you.
September 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Honestly, your outrage is their entire point.
Stop giving this fart fire so much oxygen.
Stop giving this fart fire so much oxygen.
What do #JommyKimmel; ABC; Orange Julius Caesar; #FCC Joe McCarrthy; the Corleones of Big Tech; and Putin-esque Media Kleptocracy have in common?
Since this janky af app hates video, I’m giving you this link to the answer on (blech) #Instagram.
www.instagram.com/reel/DO--ZYt...
Since this janky af app hates video, I’m giving you this link to the answer on (blech) #Instagram.
www.instagram.com/reel/DO--ZYt...
September 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
What do #JommyKimmel; ABC; Orange Julius Caesar; #FCC Joe McCarrthy; the Corleones of Big Tech; and Putin-esque Media Kleptocracy have in common?
Since this janky af app hates video, I’m giving you this link to the answer on (blech) #Instagram.
www.instagram.com/reel/DO--ZYt...
Since this janky af app hates video, I’m giving you this link to the answer on (blech) #Instagram.
www.instagram.com/reel/DO--ZYt...
Hey @bsky.app,
I love you. But you are JANKY af.
Video on this website SUCKS. Tagging other users is even worse. Your discovery is simply a disaster.
You make LinkedIn seem like good tech.
Our relationship is tenuous. Please be better.
xoxo
ESHAP
I love you. But you are JANKY af.
Video on this website SUCKS. Tagging other users is even worse. Your discovery is simply a disaster.
You make LinkedIn seem like good tech.
Our relationship is tenuous. Please be better.
xoxo
ESHAP
September 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Hey @bsky.app,
I love you. But you are JANKY af.
Video on this website SUCKS. Tagging other users is even worse. Your discovery is simply a disaster.
You make LinkedIn seem like good tech.
Our relationship is tenuous. Please be better.
xoxo
ESHAP
I love you. But you are JANKY af.
Video on this website SUCKS. Tagging other users is even worse. Your discovery is simply a disaster.
You make LinkedIn seem like good tech.
Our relationship is tenuous. Please be better.
xoxo
ESHAP
September 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I’ve commented that Disney suspending Kimmel, even w pressure from FCC Chair McCarrthy, was less censorship than it was corporate cowardice. Seems former Disney CEO, Michael Eisner agrees.
Moreover, Iger’s chicken-shitty-ness has cost the company billions.
You will always regret bending the knee.
Moreover, Iger’s chicken-shitty-ness has cost the company billions.
You will always regret bending the knee.
September 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I’ve commented that Disney suspending Kimmel, even w pressure from FCC Chair McCarrthy, was less censorship than it was corporate cowardice. Seems former Disney CEO, Michael Eisner agrees.
Moreover, Iger’s chicken-shitty-ness has cost the company billions.
You will always regret bending the knee.
Moreover, Iger’s chicken-shitty-ness has cost the company billions.
You will always regret bending the knee.
Hitler. Dahmer. Bundy.
Total defamation.
Total defamation.
Trump: "When 97% of the stories are bad about a person, that's no longer free speech."
September 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Hitler. Dahmer. Bundy.
Total defamation.
Total defamation.
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Snippets of my IBC keynote.
Public Broadcasting is our LAST line of defense for Democracy. I’ve BEGGED b’casters for years to listen to the audiences & embrace platforms where the youngest generations congregate - to change or die.
I really HOPE they listened this time.
Public Broadcasting is our LAST line of defense for Democracy. I’ve BEGGED b’casters for years to listen to the audiences & embrace platforms where the youngest generations congregate - to change or die.
I really HOPE they listened this time.
September 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Snippets of my IBC keynote.
Public Broadcasting is our LAST line of defense for Democracy. I’ve BEGGED b’casters for years to listen to the audiences & embrace platforms where the youngest generations congregate - to change or die.
I really HOPE they listened this time.
Public Broadcasting is our LAST line of defense for Democracy. I’ve BEGGED b’casters for years to listen to the audiences & embrace platforms where the youngest generations congregate - to change or die.
I really HOPE they listened this time.
“It’’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment”
- #CharlieKirk
#RIP #ThoughtsAndPrayers
- #CharlieKirk
#RIP #ThoughtsAndPrayers
September 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
“It’’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment”
- #CharlieKirk
#RIP #ThoughtsAndPrayers
- #CharlieKirk
#RIP #ThoughtsAndPrayers
Controversial Take.
Angel Studios #movies may not be for YOU.
BUT their crowdsourced greenlight process has scored a 93% avg on @rottentomatoes.com and THE highest per film BO in all of indie film.
They are changing the #film biz. Tomw, they go public. And they WILL be a #Unicorn. #justsayin
Angel Studios #movies may not be for YOU.
BUT their crowdsourced greenlight process has scored a 93% avg on @rottentomatoes.com and THE highest per film BO in all of indie film.
They are changing the #film biz. Tomw, they go public. And they WILL be a #Unicorn. #justsayin
September 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Controversial Take.
Angel Studios #movies may not be for YOU.
BUT their crowdsourced greenlight process has scored a 93% avg on @rottentomatoes.com and THE highest per film BO in all of indie film.
They are changing the #film biz. Tomw, they go public. And they WILL be a #Unicorn. #justsayin
Angel Studios #movies may not be for YOU.
BUT their crowdsourced greenlight process has scored a 93% avg on @rottentomatoes.com and THE highest per film BO in all of indie film.
They are changing the #film biz. Tomw, they go public. And they WILL be a #Unicorn. #justsayin
September 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I’m old enough to remember when everyone gave a shit about the new iPhone release.
Does ANYONE *still* care about the new #iPhone release?
If so, WHY‽
Does ANYONE *still* care about the new #iPhone release?
If so, WHY‽
September 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I’m old enough to remember when everyone gave a shit about the new iPhone release.
Does ANYONE *still* care about the new #iPhone release?
If so, WHY‽
Does ANYONE *still* care about the new #iPhone release?
If so, WHY‽
Sinema is AI generated.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
of all of the cable segments I am not going to watch, this is the one I am not going to watch the most
September 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Sinema is AI generated.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
“There must be MORE to life than having everything.
Donald
We have certain things IN COMMON. Jeffrey
YES, WE DO.
Donald
A PAL is a wonderfui thing. Happy Birthday-and may every day be another wonderful SECRET.
Donald J. Trump”
💯 Drawn with his Sharpie.
Sounds 💯 like Don the Con.
Donald
We have certain things IN COMMON. Jeffrey
YES, WE DO.
Donald
A PAL is a wonderfui thing. Happy Birthday-and may every day be another wonderful SECRET.
Donald J. Trump”
💯 Drawn with his Sharpie.
Sounds 💯 like Don the Con.
September 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
“There must be MORE to life than having everything.
Donald
We have certain things IN COMMON. Jeffrey
YES, WE DO.
Donald
A PAL is a wonderfui thing. Happy Birthday-and may every day be another wonderful SECRET.
Donald J. Trump”
💯 Drawn with his Sharpie.
Sounds 💯 like Don the Con.
Donald
We have certain things IN COMMON. Jeffrey
YES, WE DO.
Donald
A PAL is a wonderfui thing. Happy Birthday-and may every day be another wonderful SECRET.
Donald J. Trump”
💯 Drawn with his Sharpie.
Sounds 💯 like Don the Con.
If you don’t think Trump drew this with his Sharpie you are clinically stoopid.
#EpsteinBirthday #TrumpLetter
#EpsteinBirthday #TrumpLetter
September 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
If you don’t think Trump drew this with his Sharpie you are clinically stoopid.
#EpsteinBirthday #TrumpLetter
#EpsteinBirthday #TrumpLetter
September 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
September 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
These are not coincidental.
September 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
These are not coincidental.
Trump knowing this report was coming out is 1000% why he announced the #DepartmentofWar today.
September 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Trump knowing this report was coming out is 1000% why he announced the #DepartmentofWar today.
The Nepo Douche and Joanne Rogan deserve every bit of stupid drama and insanity they are going to foist on each other.
Personally, I’m gonna enjoy watching these two burn each other to the ground.
Personally, I’m gonna enjoy watching these two burn each other to the ground.
David Ellison said he didn’t want to “politicize” Paramount. That’s exactly what he’s doing by paying an absurd premium for Bari Weiss’ The Free Press. www.status.news/p/bari-weiss...
The Weiss Price
David Ellison vowed not to politicize Paramount—yet his first big move at CBS News is a major bet on Bari Weiss, one of the most polarizing figures in media.
www.status.news
September 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The Nepo Douche and Joanne Rogan deserve every bit of stupid drama and insanity they are going to foist on each other.
Personally, I’m gonna enjoy watching these two burn each other to the ground.
Personally, I’m gonna enjoy watching these two burn each other to the ground.