Erin Ross
@erinross.bsky.social
New piece for @pointsincase.com 🫡
My shadow grows long on the playa, striking fear into the hearts of those who dare utter “Missy Elliot is kinda mid.”
Nosferatu’s Review of Coachella Weekend One
My shadow grows long on the playa, striking fear into the hearts of those who dare utter “Missy Elliot is kinda mid.”
www.pointsincase.com
April 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
New piece for @pointsincase.com 🫡
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“She must have loved beige.” By @erinross.bsky.social
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/questions-my...
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/questions-my...
March 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
“She must have loved beige.” By @erinross.bsky.social
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/questions-my...
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/questions-my...
New piece for @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social that reveals a lot about my current mental state!
thebelladonnacomedy.com/questions-my...
thebelladonnacomedy.com/questions-my...
Questions My Capsule Wardrobe Will Answer When My Grandchildren Inherit It
She must have loved beige.
thebelladonnacomedy.com
March 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
New piece for @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social that reveals a lot about my current mental state!
thebelladonnacomedy.com/questions-my...
thebelladonnacomedy.com/questions-my...
My High School Bully’s Apology Email
I’m sorry you feel that way.
medium.com
March 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Not to brag, but a LOT of people are mad at me about this on Threads
A lot of people are saying “oh THIS is the gay storyline of White Lotus this season?” No. This is the BISEXUAL story line of the season. Do not erase us!!! This is the representation we’ve been asking for!!!
February 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Not to brag, but a LOT of people are mad at me about this on Threads
A lot of people are saying “oh THIS is the gay storyline of White Lotus this season?” No. This is the BISEXUAL story line of the season. Do not erase us!!! This is the representation we’ve been asking for!!!
February 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
A lot of people are saying “oh THIS is the gay storyline of White Lotus this season?” No. This is the BISEXUAL story line of the season. Do not erase us!!! This is the representation we’ve been asking for!!!
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Limerence by Lucy Dacus is the wario of Right Back to It by Waxahatchee
January 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Limerence by Lucy Dacus is the wario of Right Back to It by Waxahatchee
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trying to adopt a dog in new york is impossible. all the shelters ask if youre ethically non-monogamous and if you say no they kill the dog in front of you
January 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
trying to adopt a dog in new york is impossible. all the shelters ask if youre ethically non-monogamous and if you say no they kill the dog in front of you
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Getting some inspiration for a YA dystopian novel 🥰
January 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Getting some inspiration for a YA dystopian novel 🥰
Do we think Pirate Ship knows they are my biggest muse
January 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Do we think Pirate Ship knows they are my biggest muse
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Oh my goodness I love this funny and honest and wonderful essay from @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social
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I Found Out I Had MS but Didn’t Let It Stop Me From Taking the Trip of a Lifetime
A multiple sclerosis diagnosis changed everything for writer Katy Maiolatesi, but she didn’t want to let it take this experience away from her.
jennymag.com
January 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Oh my goodness I love this funny and honest and wonderful essay from @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social
jennymag.com/2025/01/08/m...
jennymag.com/2025/01/08/m...
Planning a little staycation at the Times Square Margaritaville resort 🥰
January 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Planning a little staycation at the Times Square Margaritaville resort 🥰
Make sure you take advantage of all the January 6th sales!
January 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Make sure you take advantage of all the January 6th sales!
Costar, DO NOT tell people this
January 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Costar, DO NOT tell people this
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If you’re creating new Popeye work be careful - although the character is now in the public domain, his iconic catchphrase “I’ll fuck anything that moves” won’t enter the public domain till 2032
January 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
If you’re creating new Popeye work be careful - although the character is now in the public domain, his iconic catchphrase “I’ll fuck anything that moves” won’t enter the public domain till 2032
Just saw Nosferatu and my “hear me out cake” just got a heavier ❤️
January 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Just saw Nosferatu and my “hear me out cake” just got a heavier ❤️
Jimmy Carter actually outlived the guy who wrote his copy pasta
December 30, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Jimmy Carter actually outlived the guy who wrote his copy pasta
Do we know what Jimmy Carter died from?
December 30, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Do we know what Jimmy Carter died from?
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use a jondom. every time.
December 27, 2024 at 2:47 AM
use a jondom. every time.
Did they try to give Gollum the bra that fixes your posture
December 26, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Did they try to give Gollum the bra that fixes your posture
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twas the night before christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring. the risotto was ruined
December 25, 2024 at 9:01 PM
twas the night before christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring. the risotto was ruined
What are some good age appropriate jokes I can teach my 7 year old niece? I’m thinking the aristocrats, but anything else?
December 24, 2024 at 9:38 PM
What are some good age appropriate jokes I can teach my 7 year old niece? I’m thinking the aristocrats, but anything else?
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Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024
December 21, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024