<gestures broadly at everything>
Tylenol did this.

Can’t believe they called them innies and outies when they could have been workies and homies.

My most 42-year-old live music opinion is that standing room-only venues should make the audience array themselves by height with short people in the front and tall people in the back so everyone can see the band. Part of a mixed tall/short couple? Break up.

That breeze you feel is the gaggle of lefties furiously registering new non-profits that they don’t know how to run and which will definitely fall apart within a year, instead of 10 seconds of googling to find a better org already doing it.

Love how species evolve skills relevant to their natural environment over time, for instance how Pennsylvanians can look at a vape shop or chinese restaurant and instinctually know when it used to be a Turkey Hill.

Husband: This is like the World War of golf.

Me: blinks

Husband: World Series. I meant World Series.

I used to play a medieval-themed text-based online roleplaying game with the world’s most famous Pharma Bro (yes, that one) and his characters all sucked so he paid $5k cash to buy the best Warrior Mage in the game to bully people with and then promptly got it permabanned.

I have finally been conscripted into the Pen Wars and I’m here to tell you that the Sharpie S-Gel is VASTLY superior to the Pilot G2, don’t @ me.

Wild how everyone’s relationship with their internet provide ranks somewhere between quiet contempt and white hot screaming rage, but when anyone suggests that there should maybe be some standards in place it’s like “Nooooo don’t regulate them 🥺🥺🥺🥺”

Okay I’m here, who is ready to listen to me scream about Star Trek and local municipal politics