Eric PPC
@ericmpsp.bsky.social
🚨 MPSP Parody Account 🚨
❄️ Following the Polar Path 🐾
Candidate of the Polar Party of Canada/Candidate pour le Partie Polaire du Canada
Riding to be determined
❄️ Following the Polar Path 🐾
Candidate of the Polar Party of Canada/Candidate pour le Partie Polaire du Canada
Riding to be determined
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Guilty✋. She’s not worth the Heat. #LeadersDebate
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Coupable ✋. Elle n’en vaut pas la peine. #DébatsdesChefs
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Coupable ✋. Elle n’en vaut pas la peine. #DébatsdesChefs
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Guilty✋. She’s not worth the Heat. #LeadersDebate
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Coupable ✋. Elle n’en vaut pas la peine. #DébatsdesChefs
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Coupable ✋. Elle n’en vaut pas la peine. #DébatsdesChefs
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The Jedi Party would deny Rey her place because of her ancestry, valuing lineage over merit. The Pollar Party rejects this. Leadership should be earned, not inherited — unlike the Jedi, we stand for true fairness and accountability.
#votepolar #Nojedi
#votepolar #Nojedi
Notably, a top priority of ours is to get rid of the Sequel Trilogy. The sequels are a scourge on the Star Wars name. Rey brings shame to the Jedi.
What the Jedi promise vs. what they’ll deliver 🤢
October 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The Jedi Party would deny Rey her place because of her ancestry, valuing lineage over merit. The Pollar Party rejects this. Leadership should be earned, not inherited — unlike the Jedi, we stand for true fairness and accountability.
#votepolar #Nojedi
#votepolar #Nojedi
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The Jedi Party literally showed up to the debate with weapons. How are we supposed to trust them after that? What’s next — using the military on regular Canadians?
#NoJedi
#NoJedi
October 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The Jedi Party literally showed up to the debate with weapons. How are we supposed to trust them after that? What’s next — using the military on regular Canadians?
#NoJedi
#NoJedi
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@jedi-mpsp.bsky.social
How are you guys gonna do foreign diplomatic talks, by holding a sword on their necks?
Come on, the true north is better than that like the @polarmpsp.bsky.social
How are you guys gonna do foreign diplomatic talks, by holding a sword on their necks?
Come on, the true north is better than that like the @polarmpsp.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
@jedi-mpsp.bsky.social
How are you guys gonna do foreign diplomatic talks, by holding a sword on their necks?
Come on, the true north is better than that like the @polarmpsp.bsky.social
How are you guys gonna do foreign diplomatic talks, by holding a sword on their necks?
Come on, the true north is better than that like the @polarmpsp.bsky.social
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The Polar Party of Canada’s Plan to Build a Cooler Canada : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
October 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The Polar Party of Canada’s Plan to Build a Cooler Canada : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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To my fellow directionally challenged comrades, believe me when I say
In a galaxy full of parties, only one shines brightest of them all. The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is your true North Star 🌟, cutting through the cosmic chaos and showing you the way HOME ❄️⛸️🧊
In a galaxy full of parties, only one shines brightest of them all. The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is your true North Star 🌟, cutting through the cosmic chaos and showing you the way HOME ❄️⛸️🧊
October 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
To my fellow directionally challenged comrades, believe me when I say
In a galaxy full of parties, only one shines brightest of them all. The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is your true North Star 🌟, cutting through the cosmic chaos and showing you the way HOME ❄️⛸️🧊
In a galaxy full of parties, only one shines brightest of them all. The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is your true North Star 🌟, cutting through the cosmic chaos and showing you the way HOME ❄️⛸️🧊
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🧊 The “Freeze on Boring Ideas” Act ❄️
The Polar Party is raising the bar — and lowering the temperature.
Any invention that can survive -40°C gets extra funding.
Because real Canadian innovation doesn’t melt under pressure. 💪🇨🇦
From snow-powered cars to ice-proof phones, if it’s cool, it counts.
The Polar Party is raising the bar — and lowering the temperature.
Any invention that can survive -40°C gets extra funding.
Because real Canadian innovation doesn’t melt under pressure. 💪🇨🇦
From snow-powered cars to ice-proof phones, if it’s cool, it counts.
October 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
🧊 The “Freeze on Boring Ideas” Act ❄️
The Polar Party is raising the bar — and lowering the temperature.
Any invention that can survive -40°C gets extra funding.
Because real Canadian innovation doesn’t melt under pressure. 💪🇨🇦
From snow-powered cars to ice-proof phones, if it’s cool, it counts.
The Polar Party is raising the bar — and lowering the temperature.
Any invention that can survive -40°C gets extra funding.
Because real Canadian innovation doesn’t melt under pressure. 💪🇨🇦
From snow-powered cars to ice-proof phones, if it’s cool, it counts.
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Happy thanksgiving, Canada! 🍁🇨🇦
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Bonne Action de grâce, Canada! 🍁🇨🇦
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Bonne Action de grâce, Canada! 🍁🇨🇦
October 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Happy thanksgiving, Canada! 🍁🇨🇦
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Bonne Action de grâce, Canada! 🍁🇨🇦
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Bonne Action de grâce, Canada! 🍁🇨🇦
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We gotta say,
There’s a jolly good man up there in our True North, that would be a world-class ambassador for our country.
If you vote Polar, we will appoint Nicholas (Santa) Claus as the Canadian Ambassador to the UN.
That’s pretty cool.
🎅🏻🇨🇦❄️
Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
There’s a jolly good man up there in our True North, that would be a world-class ambassador for our country.
If you vote Polar, we will appoint Nicholas (Santa) Claus as the Canadian Ambassador to the UN.
That’s pretty cool.
🎅🏻🇨🇦❄️
Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
October 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
We gotta say,
There’s a jolly good man up there in our True North, that would be a world-class ambassador for our country.
If you vote Polar, we will appoint Nicholas (Santa) Claus as the Canadian Ambassador to the UN.
That’s pretty cool.
🎅🏻🇨🇦❄️
Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
There’s a jolly good man up there in our True North, that would be a world-class ambassador for our country.
If you vote Polar, we will appoint Nicholas (Santa) Claus as the Canadian Ambassador to the UN.
That’s pretty cool.
🎅🏻🇨🇦❄️
Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
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As a candidate for the Polar Party, I am excited to share one of my policy ideas. Since Timbits are engrained in our culture, we must preserve the flavours—both year-round and limited-edition. Therefore, I will fight to establish the Canadian Timbit Archive, powered by the coolest freezers.
October 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
As a candidate for the Polar Party, I am excited to share one of my policy ideas. Since Timbits are engrained in our culture, we must preserve the flavours—both year-round and limited-edition. Therefore, I will fight to establish the Canadian Timbit Archive, powered by the coolest freezers.
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We’re investing on our investigators.
Our government vows to crack as many “cold” cases as possible within the RCMP.
For safety, and for being cool asf.
❄️❄️❄️
Notre gouvernement veut cracker autant de « cold cases » possible avec le GRC.
Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.
Our government vows to crack as many “cold” cases as possible within the RCMP.
For safety, and for being cool asf.
❄️❄️❄️
Notre gouvernement veut cracker autant de « cold cases » possible avec le GRC.
Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.
October 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
We’re investing on our investigators.
Our government vows to crack as many “cold” cases as possible within the RCMP.
For safety, and for being cool asf.
❄️❄️❄️
Notre gouvernement veut cracker autant de « cold cases » possible avec le GRC.
Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.
Our government vows to crack as many “cold” cases as possible within the RCMP.
For safety, and for being cool asf.
❄️❄️❄️
Notre gouvernement veut cracker autant de « cold cases » possible avec le GRC.
Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.
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🚨 Breaking: The Polar Party reintroduces Project Polar Wall.
Not to block people — to block bad policy.
A wall of willpower, northern grit, and ice-cold logic. ❄️
Protecting jobs, energy, and the identity that makes Canada strong. 🇨🇦
#PolarParty #ProjectPolarWall #TrueNorthStrong #ColdHardFacts
Not to block people — to block bad policy.
A wall of willpower, northern grit, and ice-cold logic. ❄️
Protecting jobs, energy, and the identity that makes Canada strong. 🇨🇦
#PolarParty #ProjectPolarWall #TrueNorthStrong #ColdHardFacts
October 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
🚨 Breaking: The Polar Party reintroduces Project Polar Wall.
Not to block people — to block bad policy.
A wall of willpower, northern grit, and ice-cold logic. ❄️
Protecting jobs, energy, and the identity that makes Canada strong. 🇨🇦
#PolarParty #ProjectPolarWall #TrueNorthStrong #ColdHardFacts
Not to block people — to block bad policy.
A wall of willpower, northern grit, and ice-cold logic. ❄️
Protecting jobs, energy, and the identity that makes Canada strong. 🇨🇦
#PolarParty #ProjectPolarWall #TrueNorthStrong #ColdHardFacts
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Polars will take foreign-made cars off our roads and require Canadians to get around on made-in-Canada Ski-Doos 🇨🇦.
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Les Polaires retireront les voitures fabriquées à l’étranger de nos routes et obligeront les Canadiens à se déplacer en Ski-Doo canadien 🇨🇦.
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Les Polaires retireront les voitures fabriquées à l’étranger de nos routes et obligeront les Canadiens à se déplacer en Ski-Doo canadien 🇨🇦.
October 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Polars will take foreign-made cars off our roads and require Canadians to get around on made-in-Canada Ski-Doos 🇨🇦.
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Les Polaires retireront les voitures fabriquées à l’étranger de nos routes et obligeront les Canadiens à se déplacer en Ski-Doo canadien 🇨🇦.
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Les Polaires retireront les voitures fabriquées à l’étranger de nos routes et obligeront les Canadiens à se déplacer en Ski-Doo canadien 🇨🇦.
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We’re investing in our Police Force.
From now on, all Police arrests will not be legally binding without yelling “FREEZE!” to the perpetrator.
The PPC is making Canada safer and cooler. 🧊🧊🧊
Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
From now on, all Police arrests will not be legally binding without yelling “FREEZE!” to the perpetrator.
The PPC is making Canada safer and cooler. 🧊🧊🧊
Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
October 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
We’re investing in our Police Force.
From now on, all Police arrests will not be legally binding without yelling “FREEZE!” to the perpetrator.
The PPC is making Canada safer and cooler. 🧊🧊🧊
Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
From now on, all Police arrests will not be legally binding without yelling “FREEZE!” to the perpetrator.
The PPC is making Canada safer and cooler. 🧊🧊🧊
Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
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📢 My constituent, Manny, had a lot to say this morning:
"See this ground? It’s covered in ice! A thousand years ago it was covered in ice, and a thousand years from now, it will still be ice!”
We call that generational consistency. Climate change? Never heard of her. 🧊 #FrozenPolicy #IceAgeWisdom
"See this ground? It’s covered in ice! A thousand years ago it was covered in ice, and a thousand years from now, it will still be ice!”
We call that generational consistency. Climate change? Never heard of her. 🧊 #FrozenPolicy #IceAgeWisdom
a group of stuffed animals standing next to a mammoth in the snow
Alt: a mammoth and a sloth are dancing in the snow
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
📢 My constituent, Manny, had a lot to say this morning:
"See this ground? It’s covered in ice! A thousand years ago it was covered in ice, and a thousand years from now, it will still be ice!”
We call that generational consistency. Climate change? Never heard of her. 🧊 #FrozenPolicy #IceAgeWisdom
"See this ground? It’s covered in ice! A thousand years ago it was covered in ice, and a thousand years from now, it will still be ice!”
We call that generational consistency. Climate change? Never heard of her. 🧊 #FrozenPolicy #IceAgeWisdom
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🐻❄️❄️ While the Jedi Party is busy chasing stars, the Polar Party is keeping our feet firmly on the ice.
We don’t need lightsabers — we’ve got icicles. We don’t need “the Force” — we’ve got the North. 🇨🇦
Stay cool, Canada. Vote Polar. 🧊🍁
#votepolar #truenorth
We don’t need lightsabers — we’ve got icicles. We don’t need “the Force” — we’ve got the North. 🇨🇦
Stay cool, Canada. Vote Polar. 🧊🍁
#votepolar #truenorth
October 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
🐻❄️❄️ While the Jedi Party is busy chasing stars, the Polar Party is keeping our feet firmly on the ice.
We don’t need lightsabers — we’ve got icicles. We don’t need “the Force” — we’ve got the North. 🇨🇦
Stay cool, Canada. Vote Polar. 🧊🍁
#votepolar #truenorth
We don’t need lightsabers — we’ve got icicles. We don’t need “the Force” — we’ve got the North. 🇨🇦
Stay cool, Canada. Vote Polar. 🧊🍁
#votepolar #truenorth
While the Jedi Party dreams of “balance in the Force,” the Polar Party knows real power is in cold, hard facts 🧊. We don’t deal in lightsabers or daydreams—just policies that work and leadership that keeps Canada solid as ice. ❄️🍁
#PolarParty
#PolarParty
October 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
While the Jedi Party dreams of “balance in the Force,” the Polar Party knows real power is in cold, hard facts 🧊. We don’t deal in lightsabers or daydreams—just policies that work and leadership that keeps Canada solid as ice. ❄️🍁
#PolarParty
#PolarParty
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The choice is clear.
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Le choix est clair.
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Le choix est clair.
October 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The choice is clear.
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Le choix est clair.
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Le choix est clair.
While the Jedi Party dreams of building spaceships, the Polar Party is focused on building a strong Canadian economy ❄️💪
No sci-fi fantasies—just real policies to keep Canada cool, calm, and frosty while creating jobs and stability.
#PolarParty
No sci-fi fantasies—just real policies to keep Canada cool, calm, and frosty while creating jobs and stability.
#PolarParty
October 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
While the Jedi Party dreams of building spaceships, the Polar Party is focused on building a strong Canadian economy ❄️💪
No sci-fi fantasies—just real policies to keep Canada cool, calm, and frosty while creating jobs and stability.
#PolarParty
No sci-fi fantasies—just real policies to keep Canada cool, calm, and frosty while creating jobs and stability.
#PolarParty
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Who’s Ready to Make Canada the Coolest Country in the World? ❄️🇨🇦
September 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Who’s Ready to Make Canada the Coolest Country in the World? ❄️🇨🇦
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Auguste, you can dress your arguments up in sunsets and sand dunes all you like, but they melt faster than spring ice. The Polar Party doesn’t need pretty postcards — we stand on solid ground, on the real North, where strength is forged in cold and pressure.
Feel free to observe this image , take a look at all the minute details. Pretty , isn’t it ?
Now close your eyes and visualize it covered in a huge layer of snow. A little less appealing , don’t you think ?
This is what the PPC is trying to do.
DO NOT LET THEM TAKE AWAY YOUR GORGEOUS LANDSCAPES.
Now close your eyes and visualize it covered in a huge layer of snow. A little less appealing , don’t you think ?
This is what the PPC is trying to do.
DO NOT LET THEM TAKE AWAY YOUR GORGEOUS LANDSCAPES.
October 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Auguste, you can dress your arguments up in sunsets and sand dunes all you like, but they melt faster than spring ice. The Polar Party doesn’t need pretty postcards — we stand on solid ground, on the real North, where strength is forged in cold and pressure.