Erich with an H
@erichwithanh.bsky.social
Singer-songwriter guy who uses a plastic pumpkin as a tip jar. Once a burly barkeep shook my hand and called me a “mother%&ing bard.” Best compliment I ever got.
Heading down to the Board of Elections to watch the manual recount for my election. I’m currently down by 2 votes. Send your good, pro-democracy vibes!
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Heading down to the Board of Elections to watch the manual recount for my election. I’m currently down by 2 votes. Send your good, pro-democracy vibes!
Today gives new meaning to “this meeting could have been an email.”
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Today gives new meaning to “this meeting could have been an email.”
Dr. Dazzle should be James Bond.
Hear me out
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Hear me out
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November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Dr. Dazzle should be James Bond.
Hear me out
0012
Hear me out
0012
“I am twelve” is “6…7” for grown-ups.
we may have reached the peak of “everyone is twelve” theory
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
“I am twelve” is “6…7” for grown-ups.
And the feeling is mutual
Nobody in American politics hates their own voters more than the Democratic Party
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
And the feeling is mutual
Mamdani is going to implement Sha Na Na law. Everyone will have to style their hair into pompadours and perform covers of ‘50s rock classics in front of a bewildered crowd at Woodstock.
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Sha Na Na law. Everyone will have to style their hair into pompadours and perform covers of ‘50s rock classics in front of a bewildered crowd at Woodstock.
Apologizing to my kids for the umpteenth time for mixing up our vacation plans as they watch lethargic ruminants vomit and stagger around their enclosures at Giraffe Sick Park.
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Apologizing to my kids for the umpteenth time for mixing up our vacation plans as they watch lethargic ruminants vomit and stagger around their enclosures at Giraffe Sick Park.
We now go live to the Black Lodge...
Hegseth: "We are not building for peacetime. We are pivoting the Pentagon and our industrial base to a wartime footing. Building for victory should our adversaries FAFO."
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
We now go live to the Black Lodge...
Truth from my (hopefully) future congressperson!
Democrats AND Republicans in the Senate are working to get SNAP funded. The Courts are working to get SNAP funded. Only this President and his flunkies (like Claudia) want to leave people hungry while he and his friends make trillions!
This is what oligarchy looks like:
If you're Elon Musk, the richest man alive, Tesla gives you a $1 trillion pay package & Trump gives you a huge tax break.
If you're a poor kid on SNAP, Trump appeals a court decision that would have prevented you from going hungry.
Obscene.
If you're Elon Musk, the richest man alive, Tesla gives you a $1 trillion pay package & Trump gives you a huge tax break.
If you're a poor kid on SNAP, Trump appeals a court decision that would have prevented you from going hungry.
Obscene.
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Truth from my (hopefully) future congressperson!
This is the first Election Day where I am on the ballot. It’s wild! I put so much of myself into the campaign, from messaging to ads to signs to social media posts to making myself a target for local GOP “leaders.” I wouldn’t change a thing. Unless I lose. And then I’d change everything.
November 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This is the first Election Day where I am on the ballot. It’s wild! I put so much of myself into the campaign, from messaging to ads to signs to social media posts to making myself a target for local GOP “leaders.” I wouldn’t change a thing. Unless I lose. And then I’d change everything.
“Cuomo” is the sound someone makes when they throw up in their mouth a little.
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
“Cuomo” is the sound someone makes when they throw up in their mouth a little.
Honestly didn’t expect NAKED GUN and WEAPONS to have the same third act.
November 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Honestly didn’t expect NAKED GUN and WEAPONS to have the same third act.
Geddy Liefeld
November 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Geddy Liefeld
Magic Eye-ass bathroom
November 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Magic Eye-ass bathroom
I just want to live in a world where, if I throw something out of frame, it’s followed by the sound of distant breaking glass.
October 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I just want to live in a world where, if I throw something out of frame, it’s followed by the sound of distant breaking glass.
David Lynch: You taking those notes for me David like I asked?
*Cronenberg jotting down into a notebook* yes, continue, Mr. Bull.
I had a dream about teenage David Bowie looking like a little old man, but then they cut him open and all these old extra organs fell out, and then he looked like a teenager again.
October 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
David Lynch: You taking those notes for me David like I asked?
Hope everything went okay at urgent care.
(yes, for real)
(yes, for real)
I thought I told you to fuck off.
October 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Hope everything went okay at urgent care.
(yes, for real)
(yes, for real)
This reminds me of when my fifth grade teacher canceled me for misspelling “antiquarian” in the school spelling bee.
no one is getting 'canceled' it is literally a primary election
Establishment Democrats spent a full year complaining the Left forced them to be “woke.”
But then a left populist, Graham Platner, threatened to win in Maine, so they went right back to trying to cancel someone over old internet posts.
But then a left populist, Graham Platner, threatened to win in Maine, so they went right back to trying to cancel someone over old internet posts.
October 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
This reminds me of when my fifth grade teacher canceled me for misspelling “antiquarian” in the school spelling bee.
ALTERED STATES (1980; dir. Ken Russell)
"Remember that cat food you ordered and received 3 days ago?" asks Gmail's AI. "It's coming tomorrow." The fabric of reality unravels around me. I am the cat food. I arrived a thousand years ago and never.
October 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
ALTERED STATES (1980; dir. Ken Russell)
Sexy Siri not reading messages
CarPlay fix
CarPlay fix
Sexy Goth Los Angeles History
sexy cube
October 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Sexy Siri not reading messages
CarPlay fix
CarPlay fix
It was right around this time of day, right around this time of year, that I was walking our dog on a dark morning and thought “I hope there aren’t any last-minute vampires out here.” And then I wrote a song about it.
A fun-size treat for your Halloween playlists!
music.apple.com/us/album/las...
A fun-size treat for your Halloween playlists!
music.apple.com/us/album/las...
Last-Minute Vampire by Erich with an H on Apple Music
Song · 2021 · Duration 4:00
music.apple.com
October 23, 2025 at 11:20 AM
It was right around this time of day, right around this time of year, that I was walking our dog on a dark morning and thought “I hope there aren’t any last-minute vampires out here.” And then I wrote a song about it.
A fun-size treat for your Halloween playlists!
music.apple.com/us/album/las...
A fun-size treat for your Halloween playlists!
music.apple.com/us/album/las...
It's milkshake ducks all the way down, innit?
October 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It's milkshake ducks all the way down, innit?
The irony is, if there really was a shark eating swimmers off of Amity Island, you wouldn’t be alive to storm the town hall demanding the board do something about it.
Mike Johnson: "The irony was that they called it the No Kings Rally, but if President Trump was a king, the government would be open. If President Trump was a king, he would've closed the nationals parks and the National Mall so they couldn't of had the rally out here."
October 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The irony is, if there really was a shark eating swimmers off of Amity Island, you wouldn’t be alive to storm the town hall demanding the board do something about it.
More No Kings songs! MOOOORE!!!
Thank You @earthtoeve.bsky.social for adding to the Soundtrack of Today’s #NoKings. @bkindivisible.bsky.social @indivisible.org @indivisiblesf.bsky.social @indivisible.org let get this to the top of the charts! music.apple.com/us/album/no-...
October 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
More No Kings songs! MOOOORE!!!