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Ennuietta
@ennuietta.bsky.social
They/She in DC
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people are mad about stupidity but bb i serve cunt and idk if my brains ever had an intelligent thot
this might be the year of my downfall
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
welp.
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
my biggest fear is skeeting something that is a regurgitation or by chance a word for word thought of someone else’s i couldn’t attribute to them in the moment because it just lives in my subconscious with the 1000s of other bits of thought picked up through chronic onlineism
November 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
i dont think ive used a desktop for social media in a decade and a half so when people are like “the web version” i think “wild” and forget it was ever in that format
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
imagine a word processor is why you are “shooting from the hip” with everything you say and to be prescriptive in your language
November 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
i think skeeting and what was tweeting have given stream of conscious speech an unforch lift and it wasnt until jack removed the character count that /someone/ started doing all there speeches as such
November 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
the original sin is that nail polish on your hand chips and nail polish on your toes never cones off
November 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
yeah I think WaPo has changed a bit mediago as a subscriber is wild
November 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
thats the point dummy
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
imagine being the biggest a**hole you know, getting lauded for it, only to turn and say “haha jk im not really like that” and proceed to sell out those cheering you on for finally being that a**hole

get tossed chuck, good ol’ “lyin chuck” as labeled by the carrot
Throwing away all your political capital after a historic off year election for a 1 year continuation of ACA funding is absolutely pathetic.
SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown:

Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care

"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
November 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
my inside showed on the outside today and being perceived like that im confident im losing it
November 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i think itd be nice to be anything other than self obsessed but im afraid i cannot
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
hell yeah im cracking under the pressure
November 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
costar once said “allow yourself to disappoint someone” and when i get upset i think hell yeah i got this and try to everyday
October 31, 2025 at 11:25 AM
id like to thank misogyny for hurting us all
October 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
i swear 2 whomst ever ill never have expectations again
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
valid

*the analysis above is free*
what’s sick and chill about getting to the point i am in my career is that unlike many of you, i cannot use social media as free therapy
October 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
had a long day at the vinegar drinking factory
October 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
practicing alcoholics 🤝 us gov

killing people because they can’t function

priceless

wait thats not the commercial™️
October 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
18th and R next, Queen? Tonite Queen?
🚨 STATION ALERT 🚨

The 12th & L St NW station was recently updated, adding 20 new Pillar docks. This popular location has facilitated over 370,000 trips since June 2012.
October 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
non function. non. func. tion.
October 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
i tend to be in love with the people i put on my lock screen. so i put a picture of myself on it to show people that denial and narcissism require actionable insights.
October 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
doc: we got the “hungus” out of ya im sure you can imagine what happens next

me: *gestures* i fix the cable?

doc: don’t be fatuous, ennuietta! these references are permanent as the estrogen is at max effect!

me: can we at least skip the cleft bit because its 2025?

doc: OH ENNUIETTA HAHAH-
October 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
representation is so important
what if instead of the toronto blue jays it was the transsexual bluesky gays????

(counter went up)
October 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
WTF IS A KILOCALORIE 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
October 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM