EmbraceTheBald
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Can’t I live while I’m young?
Can’t I live while I’m young?
Just chimed in on BudgetDog’s latest IG post where he was telling people where to hide their cash bc of Mamdani’s 2% proposed millionaire tax. Turns out that when I pointed out MA saw a $5.7B windfall on “millionaire tax”while # of millionaires in the state rose 39% I caught a QUICK block
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Just chimed in on BudgetDog’s latest IG post where he was telling people where to hide their cash bc of Mamdani’s 2% proposed millionaire tax. Turns out that when I pointed out MA saw a $5.7B windfall on “millionaire tax”while # of millionaires in the state rose 39% I caught a QUICK block
They want $200+ million in additional funding to “enhance security for members of Congress” because they know exactly what the fuck they’re doing and exactly what the deserve…
November 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
They want $200+ million in additional funding to “enhance security for members of Congress” because they know exactly what the fuck they’re doing and exactly what the deserve…
My sources say that the thought of living in a world where New York city elected a Muslim Democratic Socialists was just too much, and gave Dick Cheney such insatiable diarrhea that he shit himself to death
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
My sources say that the thought of living in a world where New York city elected a Muslim Democratic Socialists was just too much, and gave Dick Cheney such insatiable diarrhea that he shit himself to death
OPEN THE DOME YOU COWARDS
November 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
OPEN THE DOME YOU COWARDS
This has been a great World Series, but let’s be real…a World Series played by a Cali team and a dome team is fucking WACK. They should be forced to open the dome, or relocate and play somewhere it gets down to 40 degrees at night
November 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This has been a great World Series, but let’s be real…a World Series played by a Cali team and a dome team is fucking WACK. They should be forced to open the dome, or relocate and play somewhere it gets down to 40 degrees at night
Was up in MTL last weekend and hit the light show at the Notre Dame Basilica. Spent the entire 40 minutes thinking about how much better it could be if Kuroda did it…we truly are disturbed individuals
October 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Was up in MTL last weekend and hit the light show at the Notre Dame Basilica. Spent the entire 40 minutes thinking about how much better it could be if Kuroda did it…we truly are disturbed individuals
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw
MMJ (MGM Music Hall)
NxWorries (HOB)
Panic (MGM Music Hall)
LaMP (Levitate Backyard)
Phish (SNHU)
MMJ (MGM Music Hall)
NxWorries (HOB)
Panic (MGM Music Hall)
LaMP (Levitate Backyard)
Phish (SNHU)
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw (streaming included):
moe. (The Cap)
moe. (Providence)
Phish Phish Phish
(Hampton via couch)
moe. (The Cap)
moe. (Providence)
Phish Phish Phish
(Hampton via couch)
Brandi Carlile (Red Rocks)
Jean Batiste (Red Rocks)
Phish (CU Boulder)
Allison Russell
Janelle Monáe (Red Rocks last summer)
Jean Batiste (Red Rocks)
Phish (CU Boulder)
Allison Russell
Janelle Monáe (Red Rocks last summer)
October 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw
MMJ (MGM Music Hall)
NxWorries (HOB)
Panic (MGM Music Hall)
LaMP (Levitate Backyard)
Phish (SNHU)
MMJ (MGM Music Hall)
NxWorries (HOB)
Panic (MGM Music Hall)
LaMP (Levitate Backyard)
Phish (SNHU)
My Morning Jacket blew my tits off last night
October 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
My Morning Jacket blew my tits off last night
I OUGHT TO SEE THE GUICH KOOCK MULCAHY
October 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I OUGHT TO SEE THE GUICH KOOCK MULCAHY
JANKEES LOSE DAAAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE!
October 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
JANKEES LOSE DAAAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE!
Experimenting with bringing my block approach from social media into the group chat of guys I grew up with that never left my hometown & cause me undue stress due to their fascist supporting dumbfuckery and overall vibe. Blocked the contacts of 2 people to hopefully reduce my descent into madness
October 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Experimenting with bringing my block approach from social media into the group chat of guys I grew up with that never left my hometown & cause me undue stress due to their fascist supporting dumbfuckery and overall vibe. Blocked the contacts of 2 people to hopefully reduce my descent into madness
Hear me out: Crowd Control on Phish Radio Sirius XM… but without the person going through their list being able to blather on about their friends and shows while we’re forced to listen to their lickspittle and heavy breathing into the mic
October 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Hear me out: Crowd Control on Phish Radio Sirius XM… but without the person going through their list being able to blather on about their friends and shows while we’re forced to listen to their lickspittle and heavy breathing into the mic
Listening to this new Page album and it feels like I should be stepping out of a steamy shower full of high end products, slipping into an insanely comfy robe, before disrobing to lay down on a massage table in a dimly candlelit room, then washing it all down with some cucumber water at the end...
October 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Listening to this new Page album and it feels like I should be stepping out of a steamy shower full of high end products, slipping into an insanely comfy robe, before disrobing to lay down on a massage table in a dimly candlelit room, then washing it all down with some cucumber water at the end...
7 year old niece as I looked over to find her absolutely manhandling my turntable during a chaotic cousin visit: “Is this from the olden days?”
an older man is holding a cup of coffee and looking at the camera .
ALT: an older man is holding a cup of coffee and looking at the camera .
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September 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
7 year old niece as I looked over to find her absolutely manhandling my turntable during a chaotic cousin visit: “Is this from the olden days?”
God damn that Roggae jam was like a warm fucking hug!
September 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
God damn that Roggae jam was like a warm fucking hug!
Age verification: The TV was a piece of furniture
September 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Age verification: The TV was a piece of furniture
555 & My Soul after that heater of an opening run is just an absolute speed bump. Reba for the save
September 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
555 & My Soul after that heater of an opening run is just an absolute speed bump. Reba for the save
On a day like today, it’s really important to remember that two things can be true at once…
September 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
On a day like today, it’s really important to remember that two things can be true at once…
“Thoughts and Prayers…”
September 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“Thoughts and Prayers…”
Imagine how amazing The Dead would have been if they didn’t have feral caterwauling on backup for their finest years…
September 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Imagine how amazing The Dead would have been if they didn’t have feral caterwauling on backup for their finest years…
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Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
September 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
The 3 year old is calling porcupines “Pokeypines” and it’s honestly insane that that’s not what they’re actually called
September 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The 3 year old is calling porcupines “Pokeypines” and it’s honestly insane that that’s not what they’re actually called