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Elwood's Organic Dog Meat
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Delicious dog, since 1981. Family-owned. Dedicated to offering friends & neighbors the most humane, sustainably raised dog meat available satire 🐕🥩🇺🇸🇬🇧🌱 ElwoodDogMeat.com
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THRILLED to connect with some new consumers here on BlueSky! Here's our local TV commercial. 🐾🥩 ElwoodDogMeat.com
After days of cold weather, our pugs are delighted to hear they'll soon be given blankets!
December 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
A few social-friendly pics from our small, intimate Thanksgiving Dog Harvest this past weekend! Had yet another amazing time learning, connecting, & harvesting humanely raised dogs.
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Love bacon? Know someone who does? Of course you do! This scented candle is the PERFECT gift for bacon lovers everywhere. 🐾 🥓🕯️🥰
December 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Elwood's! 🐶🍂

And to everyone who chose a fresh, local, organic Thanksgiving lab, pitbull, Rottweiler, or corgi roast this year: We TRULY appreciate your support.
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Super encouraged by folks skipping factory-farmed turkeys this year. (Good on you!) There's no need to forgo holiday traditions (after all, is it even a holiday without a roast?).  From Prime Rottie & St.Bernard Brisket to The Mighty Terdoggin, ethically minded folks are eating well
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Just like the President who pardons a turkey, we also give out pardons!

Instead of being humanely harvested with the rest of his pack, 479 is getting a second chance. He'll live out his life at @blackberrycreek—tho how long they can go without eating him we leave up to them. 😉
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Yesterday, we processed 60 American Bulldogs with the mobile butcher who comes to Elwood's Farm. It is never an easy day. 

However, it is gratifying to know we're serving many families our dog! 🎉❤️🐕🥩
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
We may farm dogs for meat, but we LOVE sheep--& Lotus Lamb & Animal Sanctuary needs your help! 🙏 🐑 ❤️‍🩹🧵
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
With beef prices on the rise, it's no wonder our dog meat gets sold out so fast! If you're shopping at our local grocery store, all we can say is you'd better get there early, folks.

...OR order in advance, directly from us! 😉 
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November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"I’ve even told her I would be willing to make special versions of traditional Thanksgiving dishes, but she's made it plain that if dog meat is involved, she’s out. Can you offer any guidance or advice here?"
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
WINNER WINNER CHIHUAHUA DINNER!🥇🏆🎖️

Thrilled to announce the winner from our pigeon game survey: Sarah Smith! Sarah is modeling her prize, an Elwood tee, while "holding my own homegrown chihuahua mix, Chia. She looks like she’s not too happy about the prospect of being processed!"
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Which reminds me, I need to restock my Springer Spaniel cutlets for some delicious Springer Spaniel Spring Rolls.
Elwoods is organic AND free range, which makes all the slaughtering lovely and beautiful!
We're open today & if you're after spaniel, you're in luck! Autumnal, milk-fed Cavalier King Charles Spaniel will be arriving at the market this morning.

Our spaniels graze on a diverse mix of grasses & foliage from native shrubs, all of it #organic.
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
“Where there is livestock, there is deadstock.”

If you farm animals, you will lose animals before they can make it to someone's plate. Sometimes you'll know why, sometimes you won't. 💔

This isn't just a problem for our dog meat farm--every farmer faces it.🧵
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Someone left these perfectly good meat dogs in a box on the highway! 🙄
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Couldn’t be prouder to see our very own Dog Pole standing tall in town, right across from the playground. 🐾
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
//EVENT ALERT\\ Only a few days away from our first public dog field harvest of the holiday season! Come out to Elwood's Organic Dog Farm & learn how to honor & process man's best meat, the dog, from Landon, our master field butcher.

It’s going to be powerful!
Register today: ElwoodDogMeat.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Some folks say what happens on our family dog meat farm is cruel. They say no dog should ever be born just to be eaten. But we’ve always wondered: isn’t it sadder to never be born at all? 🥺
November 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Don't forget to pre-order your Terdoggin! Perfect for Thanksgiving, Christmas, & all the sandwiches in between. 😋😋

WHAT'S TERDOGGIN?
It’s 3 dogs & stuffing—all in one bite! First, we butcher, debone, & butterfly each dog & stuff one inside the other...
November 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
We're open today & if you're after spaniel, you're in luck! Autumnal, milk-fed Cavalier King Charles Spaniel will be arriving at the market this morning.

Our spaniels graze on a diverse mix of grasses & foliage from native shrubs, all of it #organic.
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
God bless dog meat farmers. Justice is served.

More soon.
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October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
We're honoured that the @BristolCouncil featured our very own local farmer, @DogButcherGale, in their video announcing the future of Bristol's city centre. 🥰 https://youtu.be/1LBh9r3N9lA?si=Hwn58jA47AQfUTsv&t=157
October 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
When the kids find our dog butcher list before they go to school. 🤦‍♀️

Gearing up for some dinner table discussions tonight… 🫤🤷‍♀️

Fresh Minpin legs, 15% off each dozen!
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October 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Home is our favorite place to be.🐾❤️

20% off organic Golden Shepherd Chuck, Flank, Sirloin, & Brisket
Now thru Sunday:
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October 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Flashback to the day we brought home our first meat pit bull for breeding.

We went to pick him up, & two days later, we picked up a friend for him.

We've decided to part with our meat pit bulls this season to make room for some micropits (microbullies) we’ll grow out for meat.
October 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Something you will always find in our freezer? Dog Bone Broth ice cubes! 🧊 This is such an easy & convenient way to add dog bone broth into whatever you’re eating or drinking.

We use Dog Bone Broth ice cubes for:
🐶🦴🧊 Soups 
🐶🦴🧊 Stews 
🐶🦴🧊 Sautées 
🐶🦴🧊 Sauces 
🐶🦴🧊 Cocktails/Mocktails!!
October 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM