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In lieu of a “resumé” why don’t you instead watch how I push this wooden wheelbarrow down the cobblestone streets of a medieval city
February 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
In lieu of a “resumé” why don’t you instead watch how I push this wooden wheelbarrow down the cobblestone streets of a medieval city
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Now that another social media app has failed us, I shall have more time to focus on my work as an author of bigfoot erotica.
January 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Now that another social media app has failed us, I shall have more time to focus on my work as an author of bigfoot erotica.
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Inside you, there is a ghost and a skeleton. Every one of us is a haunted house.
January 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Inside you, there is a ghost and a skeleton. Every one of us is a haunted house.
Feeling very….1780s France around here, dontcha think?
December 8, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Feeling very….1780s France around here, dontcha think?
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If you watch Jaws backwards, it’s really a beautiful, uplifting story of a shark overcoming his bulimia.
December 5, 2024 at 2:10 PM
If you watch Jaws backwards, it’s really a beautiful, uplifting story of a shark overcoming his bulimia.
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I don't know who needs to know this, but Pro Publica has an online thing that will format a letter to your US health insurance company to demand the records behind a claim denial. (which the insurance is then legally required to provide in most cases)
projects.propublica.org/claimfile/
projects.propublica.org/claimfile/
Find Out Why Health Insurance Denied Your Claim
You likely have the right to access records that explain why your insurer denied your claim or prior authorization request. Use ProPublica’s free tool to generate a letter requesting your claim file f...
projects.propublica.org
March 22, 2024 at 1:25 PM
I don't know who needs to know this, but Pro Publica has an online thing that will format a letter to your US health insurance company to demand the records behind a claim denial. (which the insurance is then legally required to provide in most cases)
projects.propublica.org/claimfile/
projects.propublica.org/claimfile/
What kind of Christmas texts are we sending? My grandma is going to be upset, but ok.
December 8, 2024 at 1:21 AM
What kind of Christmas texts are we sending? My grandma is going to be upset, but ok.
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No person is poor who has friends. Very rich, very gullible friends.
December 7, 2024 at 4:17 PM
No person is poor who has friends. Very rich, very gullible friends.
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Heads up Santa – Rudolph’s glowing red nose could also mean Orcs are approaching
December 3, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Heads up Santa – Rudolph’s glowing red nose could also mean Orcs are approaching
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No Sweetie, Daddy never fought in a war but he did get into a fight with a seagull once so he's seen some shit.
December 4, 2024 at 12:59 AM
No Sweetie, Daddy never fought in a war but he did get into a fight with a seagull once so he's seen some shit.
I hope I have ended the generational trauma of being a complete christmas tree light asshole.
December 4, 2024 at 1:35 AM
I hope I have ended the generational trauma of being a complete christmas tree light asshole.
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Her constant badgering doomed our relationship. "Where are we going to put all these badgers?!" I'd scream.
November 28, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Her constant badgering doomed our relationship. "Where are we going to put all these badgers?!" I'd scream.
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It's not a crown it's a coronet. A crown would make me look ridiculous.
November 28, 2024 at 5:55 PM
It's not a crown it's a coronet. A crown would make me look ridiculous.
My lovely nephew came up to me and said “Happy Thanksgiving Aunt E, we were all told not to mention Trump around you”. And that my friends is the greatest thanksgiving gift you can bestow upon a person.
November 29, 2024 at 12:37 AM
My lovely nephew came up to me and said “Happy Thanksgiving Aunt E, we were all told not to mention Trump around you”. And that my friends is the greatest thanksgiving gift you can bestow upon a person.
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Dance like no one is watching. And open the curtains a little more. No, the other ones.
November 18, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Dance like no one is watching. And open the curtains a little more. No, the other ones.
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A frustrating thing for me right now is the media narrative that RFK Jr is just an “anti-vaxxer” when he has said so many crazy things about other stuff over the years. We compiled 10 nutty clips on various topics, which still barely scratches the surface. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
'Viruses Are Our Friend'— 10 Off the Wall Video Clips from RFK Jr. Resurface on Bluesky
Past comments include denying AIDS and calling vaccinated children "damaged"
open.substack.com
November 15, 2024 at 8:39 PM
A frustrating thing for me right now is the media narrative that RFK Jr is just an “anti-vaxxer” when he has said so many crazy things about other stuff over the years. We compiled 10 nutty clips on various topics, which still barely scratches the surface. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
I think its in bad taste for me to be this fat for an apocalypse. It sends the wrong sort of message.
apocalypse.it
November 16, 2024 at 12:42 PM
I think its in bad taste for me to be this fat for an apocalypse. It sends the wrong sort of message.
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High above our heads in this KFC parking lot pigeons catch thermals and soar like eagles
November 15, 2024 at 6:45 PM
High above our heads in this KFC parking lot pigeons catch thermals and soar like eagles
My son is going to look at a tiny house that cost twice as much as it was in 2020 and he will probably be outbid. Leaving a better world for your kids was a solid miss for me.
November 13, 2024 at 10:32 PM
My son is going to look at a tiny house that cost twice as much as it was in 2020 and he will probably be outbid. Leaving a better world for your kids was a solid miss for me.
Its like Trump is picking his cabinet to personally insult me.
November 13, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Its like Trump is picking his cabinet to personally insult me.
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I stand before your dryer vent, unwinding in its warm embrace
November 11, 2024 at 3:19 PM
I stand before your dryer vent, unwinding in its warm embrace
My Elon Musk arrived from Temu today
November 13, 2024 at 2:58 AM
My Elon Musk arrived from Temu today
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Librarians moving dystopian novels to the nonfiction shelves.
a woman standing in a library with a book titled room on the shelf
ALT: a woman standing in a library with a book titled room on the shelf
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Librarians moving dystopian novels to the nonfiction shelves.