Dave Ellis
@ellis1701.bsky.social
Writers Guild award-winning writer, pinball enthusiast, pet lover, and Star Trek geek.
Introducing all of the people who cut inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame this year at the beginning of a game when the Hurricanes are in Toronto is literally doing it at us. Rod Brind’Amour should already have been inducted. This is some bullshit. 
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Introducing all of the people who cut inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame this year at the beginning of a game when the Hurricanes are in Toronto is literally doing it at us. Rod Brind’Amour should already have been inducted. This is some bullshit. 
Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government.
July 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government.
@captainspod.bsky.social He CAN live with it...
June 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
@captainspod.bsky.social He CAN live with it...
Bennett with a charging hit: "Florida's playing hard!"
Svetch hits Bob with his hip on a drive-by: "That's a dirty play! That should be a penalty!"
Svetch hits Bob with his hip on a drive-by: "That's a dirty play! That should be a penalty!"
May 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Bennett with a charging hit: "Florida's playing hard!"
Svetch hits Bob with his hip on a drive-by: "That's a dirty play! That should be a penalty!"
Svetch hits Bob with his hip on a drive-by: "That's a dirty play! That should be a penalty!"
Is there some way we could MAYBE get some national broadcasters that aren’t Florida Panthers fans?!?
May 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Is there some way we could MAYBE get some national broadcasters that aren’t Florida Panthers fans?!?
Sigh. The disappointment of rooting for Toronto. Not crazy about having to face the Panthers again.
May 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Sigh. The disappointment of rooting for Toronto. Not crazy about having to face the Panthers again.
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What if in a Star Trek they just casually revealed that Bigfoot was real. Someone just mentions it to make a point or something, like "well people didn't think bigfoot existed until 2078". And then they never bring it up again, but canonically in the Star Trek universe, Bigfoot exists now.
May 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
What if in a Star Trek they just casually revealed that Bigfoot was real. Someone just mentions it to make a point or something, like "well people didn't think bigfoot existed until 2078". And then they never bring it up again, but canonically in the Star Trek universe, Bigfoot exists now.
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Meanwhile, 47 hours of transfixed gazing later…
May 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Meanwhile, 47 hours of transfixed gazing later…
Ray Ferraro: “Carolina steals the game.” The HELL we stole that game! #LetsGoCanes
May 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Ray Ferraro: “Carolina steals the game.” The HELL we stole that game! #LetsGoCanes
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Fun news! I’m now a contract writer for TVSins! I’ve been contributing to scripts for a few videos a month, and this is the first one to be released. It’s a collaborative effort, so only some of the jokes are mine…but I’m super-excited to be a part of the snarky fun!
youtu.be/UYB6fPqMTPM?...
youtu.be/UYB6fPqMTPM?...
Everything Wrong With Stranger Things S4E9 - "Chapter 9: The Piggyback"
YouTube video by TVSins
youtu.be
April 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Fun news! I’m now a contract writer for TVSins! I’ve been contributing to scripts for a few videos a month, and this is the first one to be released. It’s a collaborative effort, so only some of the jokes are mine…but I’m super-excited to be a part of the snarky fun!
youtu.be/UYB6fPqMTPM?...
youtu.be/UYB6fPqMTPM?...
@captainspod.bsky.social I CAN live with it…
April 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
@captainspod.bsky.social I CAN live with it…
Want to hear me talk about Star Trek (as if those of you who know me haven’t been subjected to that many, many times…). I was a guest on @captainspod.bsky.social this week, talking about DS9’s “In the Pale Moonlight.” Check it out here: redcircle.com/shows/cd60a3... or wherever you get your podcasts
Star Trek DS9: In The Pale Moonlight (S6E19)
Listen to Captain's Pod: A Star Trek Companion on RedCircle
redcircle.com
April 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Want to hear me talk about Star Trek (as if those of you who know me haven’t been subjected to that many, many times…). I was a guest on @captainspod.bsky.social this week, talking about DS9’s “In the Pale Moonlight.” Check it out here: redcircle.com/shows/cd60a3... or wherever you get your podcasts
It’s playoff time! Here we go!
April 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It’s playoff time! Here we go!
Reposted by Dave Ellis
Reposted by Dave Ellis
Trump Boasts About Strong-Arming Trump Into Pausing Tariffs
Trump Boasts About Strong-Arming Trump Into Pausing Tariffs
WASHINGTON—Bragging that he had forced the world leader into “total submission,” President Donald Trump boasted to reporters Thursday that he had strong-armed President Donald Trump into pausing his l...
theonion.com
April 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Trump Boasts About Strong-Arming Trump Into Pausing Tariffs
Brilliant.
April 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Brilliant.
Happy First Contact Day to those who celebrate.
April 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Happy First Contact Day to those who celebrate.
Holy crap. This is gonna be funny. (I hope.)
The Naked Gun | Official Teaser Trailer (2025 Movie) - Liam Neeson, Pamela Anderson (Aug 1st in theaters) www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8-N...
April 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Holy crap. This is gonna be funny. (I hope.)
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Me: *stands on one leg*
My flamenco teacher: No.
My flamenco teacher: No.
March 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Me: *stands on one leg*
My flamenco teacher: No.
My flamenco teacher: No.