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Elliott Gish
@elliottgish.bsky.social
TT, LL. Writer, librarian, too many freckles, not enough sleep. Debut novel GREY DOG available now. She/her. https://linktr.ee/elliottgish
I want to see Keeper because in this house we stan Tatiana Maslany, but I'm afraid it'll turn out to be another Osgood Perkins "OOPS! All Satanism" film experience and I simply do not have the patience for that at this time.
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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when RWers say "grooming" they mean "threatening my patriarchal sexual authority, corrupting my property, damaging my goods." they don't actually mean anything to do with sexual abuse, which they see as perfectly permissible under the right circumstances.
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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"Sure, I chose to be here, and yes, I could almost certainly find a job elsewhere, but redoing my résumé would take time. Also, I don’t feel like it. Besides, once a year, my company mandates all employees to help clean up a local beach, and I almost always go."
I Work For an Evil Company, but Outside Work, I’m Actually a Really Good Person
I love my job. I make a great salary, there’s a clear path to promotion, and a never-ending supply of cold brew in the office. And even though my j...
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November 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I know they are probably bullshit, but a small part of me wants to buy those talking buttons for pets so I can find out what the fuck my cat wants so very badly at three in the morning.
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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If I can reach 1000 followers by the end of the day, I’ll permanently make all the ebooks on my website free.

The queer horror anthologies THE BOOK OF QUEER SAINTS VOLS I & II, featuring the best horror writers working in the business, and my debut novel I’M SORRY IF I SCARED YOU.

FREE FOREVER!
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This joke is so dad it's trying to tell me about a book it read about World War II.
this joke is so dad it got drunk and fell asleep on the couch with a lit cigarette
This joke is so dad it will turn this car around, I swear to god
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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If you're attending The Red Gala, the (very glamorous) fundraiser for 2SLGBTQ+ health & the fight against HIV/AIDS, you might be the lucky one who wins this little queer library of horror fiction 👻 shorturl.at/agvoK
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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“Only a judge can sentence you,” said Milo, who remembered reading that in one of his schoolbooks.

“Good point,” replied the policeman, taking off his cap and putting on a long black robe.
November 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Since the ceasefire took effect one month ago, Israeli attacks have killed at least 242 Palestinians and injured 622.
How many times has Israel violated the Gaza ceasefire? Here are the numbers
Since the ceasefire took effect one month ago, Israeli attacks have killed at least 242 Palestinians and injured 622.
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November 11, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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Sure hope the institutions posting lots of “never again” today think about what that actually means. And maybe re-examine their actions regarding very current and present wars and genocides.
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Nothing like writing a Bad Dad story to make you feel totally fine and normal about things.
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"Temu Camille Paglia" may be the greatest insult in the English language.
Did women ruin the workplace? No! Did I personally ruin my own weekend writing about the cynical fuckery that led to the New York Times asking that question? I sure did!

Huge thanks to @moiradonegan.bsky.social for lending her expertise and insight to my ranting
Women didn’t ruin the workplace. Capitalism did
When your debate centers on whether women should exist in public, you’ve already lost.
www.salon.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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1/ NEW: We identified 20 people who attended a white nationalist conference and, despite their efforts to keep it secret, caught another 30 people on film to identify in the future. Several MMA/combat sports instructors were discovered and their gyms have cut ties.

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Everybody Attending White Nationalist Conference Caught on Film
Advertised near-exclusively in white nationalist online spaces, promotional social media posts for the event include symbolism popular with neo-Nazis, including the kolovrat sun wheel and a table with...
www.antihate.ca
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Watched Bram Stoker's Dracula for the first time last night. I think it may be both the horniest and the most 90s film I have ever seen.
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Forgot it was Hal-Con weekend until a wizard sat in front of me on the bus.
November 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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HALIFAX! In just over two hours I will be at Cafe Lara reading and discussing post-traumatic narratives. It is free to attend! I'm looking forward to seeing you!
afterwordsliteraryfestival.com/product/refr...
Reframing Narratives For The Post-Traumatic Experience - Afterwords Literary Festival
With Peter Counter
afterwordsliteraryfestival.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
underrated worst guy: guy who comes to poetry reading and goes HMMMMMM very loudly after each line
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Post you from a different era.
November 8, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM