elletwo
@elletwo.bsky.social
Traumatized juuuuuuuust enough to be funny. I do mental health and stuff at LBee Health. We have an accessible adult autism assessment, and it’s neat.
Do you think my kids are neurodivergent because I took Tylenol or because I can't wear socks that feel too "towel-ly" inside?
September 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Do you think my kids are neurodivergent because I took Tylenol or because I can't wear socks that feel too "towel-ly" inside?
You cannot get autism over the counter.
September 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
You cannot get autism over the counter.
You ever look around at the state of the world and think… fuck Jim Comey.
Just me?
Just me?
September 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
You ever look around at the state of the world and think… fuck Jim Comey.
Just me?
Just me?
I actually made a list of all of the things that RFK JR doesn't know about healthcare. 👇🏼
June 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I actually made a list of all of the things that RFK JR doesn't know about healthcare. 👇🏼
You ask me to hate billionaires?
On this, the day of Jeff Bezos’s wedding?
Yeah, alright.
On this, the day of Jeff Bezos’s wedding?
Yeah, alright.
June 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You ask me to hate billionaires?
On this, the day of Jeff Bezos’s wedding?
Yeah, alright.
On this, the day of Jeff Bezos’s wedding?
Yeah, alright.
I don’t know how to explain this, but Jonathan Bailey’s glasses look so happy to be there.
June 27, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I don’t know how to explain this, but Jonathan Bailey’s glasses look so happy to be there.
I am not a violent person.
I am not a competitive person.
But I would cage match fight RFK Jr on national television for free.
I am not a competitive person.
But I would cage match fight RFK Jr on national television for free.
June 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I am not a violent person.
I am not a competitive person.
But I would cage match fight RFK Jr on national television for free.
I am not a competitive person.
But I would cage match fight RFK Jr on national television for free.
I don't want my kids to have a preferred parent. I want them to know that we're both here for them all the time. We are a team. We both love them, and we will both unfailingly show up for them. It's not a competition.
That said, all of our dogs should prefer me because I'm better.
That said, all of our dogs should prefer me because I'm better.
June 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I don't want my kids to have a preferred parent. I want them to know that we're both here for them all the time. We are a team. We both love them, and we will both unfailingly show up for them. It's not a competition.
That said, all of our dogs should prefer me because I'm better.
That said, all of our dogs should prefer me because I'm better.
Welp, my youngest just said “you can stay out there” when I took her potty at the restaurant we’re at and if you need me, I’ll be sobbing while humming “Sunrise Sunset” in the corner.
June 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Welp, my youngest just said “you can stay out there” when I took her potty at the restaurant we’re at and if you need me, I’ll be sobbing while humming “Sunrise Sunset” in the corner.
Reminder that all holidays are made up and you’re allowed to ignore them whenever you want.
June 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Reminder that all holidays are made up and you’re allowed to ignore them whenever you want.
My favorite words of wisdom from my dad that probably someone needs to hear right now.
"Neurotransmitters are like bread. They’re preferable when fresh baked and homemade, but store bought work just as well in a pinch."
Take care of yourselves.
"Neurotransmitters are like bread. They’re preferable when fresh baked and homemade, but store bought work just as well in a pinch."
Take care of yourselves.
June 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
My favorite words of wisdom from my dad that probably someone needs to hear right now.
"Neurotransmitters are like bread. They’re preferable when fresh baked and homemade, but store bought work just as well in a pinch."
Take care of yourselves.
"Neurotransmitters are like bread. They’re preferable when fresh baked and homemade, but store bought work just as well in a pinch."
Take care of yourselves.
You think you can’t hurt me?
I wore jelly sandals on the 80s.
You can’t hurt me.
I wore jelly sandals on the 80s.
You can’t hurt me.
June 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
You think you can’t hurt me?
I wore jelly sandals on the 80s.
You can’t hurt me.
I wore jelly sandals on the 80s.
You can’t hurt me.
Found my husband putting up cameras outside of the house.
l asked why.
"Well, since you're not likely to stop being all yourself on the internet, it seemed like a good time to add some extra security."
Our marriage in a nutshell. I run my mouth and he just nods and buys more cameras.
l asked why.
"Well, since you're not likely to stop being all yourself on the internet, it seemed like a good time to add some extra security."
Our marriage in a nutshell. I run my mouth and he just nods and buys more cameras.
June 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Found my husband putting up cameras outside of the house.
l asked why.
"Well, since you're not likely to stop being all yourself on the internet, it seemed like a good time to add some extra security."
Our marriage in a nutshell. I run my mouth and he just nods and buys more cameras.
l asked why.
"Well, since you're not likely to stop being all yourself on the internet, it seemed like a good time to add some extra security."
Our marriage in a nutshell. I run my mouth and he just nods and buys more cameras.
I have worked tirelessly over the last several weeks to compile a comprehensive list of all of the expertise that RFK brings to his role as HHS Secretary. I want people to be clear on where he stands and the background that he brings to this role.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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June 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have worked tirelessly over the last several weeks to compile a comprehensive list of all of the expertise that RFK brings to his role as HHS Secretary. I want people to be clear on where he stands and the background that he brings to this role.
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I heard there’s a taco truck at the end of the parade route.
June 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I heard there’s a taco truck at the end of the parade route.
Trump, right now, is furiously calling the gutted National Weather service trying to figure out how to get them to turn off the rain
June 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Trump, right now, is furiously calling the gutted National Weather service trying to figure out how to get them to turn off the rain
Trump would march in the parade but, you know, bone spurs.
June 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Trump would march in the parade but, you know, bone spurs.
Hey Mr. Arnstein, heeere I ammmmmm!
This is a deep, deep cut.
This is a deep, deep cut.
June 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Hey Mr. Arnstein, heeere I ammmmmm!
This is a deep, deep cut.
This is a deep, deep cut.
If you enjoy me telling RFK to fuck himself, I did an entire deep dive video on YouTube of all of the ways that he can fuck himself
June 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
If you enjoy me telling RFK to fuck himself, I did an entire deep dive video on YouTube of all of the ways that he can fuck himself
If you listen to Stephen Miller for one second, you know that his hairline is receding in protest.
June 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
If you listen to Stephen Miller for one second, you know that his hairline is receding in protest.
"How can you joke at a time like this?"
Darling, I started my dad's funeral with a joke. I can joke at a time like ANYTHING.
Darling, I started my dad's funeral with a joke. I can joke at a time like ANYTHING.
June 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
"How can you joke at a time like this?"
Darling, I started my dad's funeral with a joke. I can joke at a time like ANYTHING.
Darling, I started my dad's funeral with a joke. I can joke at a time like ANYTHING.
How have we not started calling this a Trumpster Fire?
June 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
How have we not started calling this a Trumpster Fire?
Tell me you’re raising an anarchist who chooses violence without telling me.
June 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Tell me you’re raising an anarchist who chooses violence without telling me.
No, those are my emotional support domain names that I bought impulsively because of a fleeting idea. I need those.
June 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
No, those are my emotional support domain names that I bought impulsively because of a fleeting idea. I need those.
If you have autism or you are considering seeking diagnosis for autism and you're not sure what that means under RFK... I just posted a deep dive video about it to the Tubes of You.
June 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If you have autism or you are considering seeking diagnosis for autism and you're not sure what that means under RFK... I just posted a deep dive video about it to the Tubes of You.