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Spinning Curmudgeon
Spinning, weaving, knitting and training my dogs in the Swamps of far NE Illinois
The irony is strong with this one.
we are less than 12 hours into this year, gonna be a banger
JUST IN: Tesla Cybertruck explodes at the entrance to Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas
January 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Transitory meal of violence is 100% going into a story/chapter title one day
January 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Re: new year’s resolutions

Hard to top 2019’s Year of Things On My Head, but here goes

2025: Drink All the Teas!

#resolutions #tea
January 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Happy Newar, dearhearts

#tea
January 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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January 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Back to bread
October 11, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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re: all the awful long covid effects ppl are dealing with, the current conspiracy theory I have and cannot shake is that this is true for a whole host of other illnesses and long flu etc have probably been a thing forever, we just never paid any attention to longterm effects till rona came along
November 19, 2023 at 5:41 PM
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Youtube cracking down on adblocking software to force people to watch ads and in the process making ad blockers better and still not getting people to force-watch ads is the most predictable outcome ever
November 16, 2023 at 1:48 AM
November 13, 2023 at 3:06 AM
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FABRIC SCISSORS CANNOT BE USED TO CUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN FABRIC.

Not paper.

Not raffia, twine, or other binding materials.

And oh HELL NO are you cutting that piece of wire

Punishment shall be swift, severe, and include access to only "safety scissors" from that instant forward.
unhinged and low-stakes answers ONLY:

what is the most trivial piece of legislation you would force through Congress if you had the power

mine is a standardized rubric for AO3 ratings (who are you fooling with that “E” for like one kiss at the end you absolute monsters)
oh my god FINE everybody I’ll be the speaker
October 20, 2023 at 2:36 PM
In other news, my coworkers got to see what I’m like after getting IV steroids (which didn’t help the migraine Especially when I asked them how to word something in order not to tell the person that they are a total idiot and asking for that is grounds for termination.
October 19, 2023 at 4:29 AM
So I’m on day 7 of the #neverendingmigraine however the good drugs I got at ER last night made today tolerable.
October 19, 2023 at 4:26 AM
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I'll say it again, if you've reached the point of "kill the children and bomb the hospitals" it doesn't matter how you got there, you are the actual problem with the world
October 17, 2023 at 10:17 AM
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Hard to think of a more comprehensive way to alienate the Global South than to touch down in a war zone , be asked about one of the most horrific incidents in the whole world and start talking about "the other team" like you're at a hockey match. Just an epic bag fumble
October 18, 2023 at 11:25 AM
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If you’re inclined to help me make the money to pay for osteomyelitis treatment, a molar extraction, bone grafting, 2 implants, and 5 crowns, these codes are good through Monday.

You can also join my Patreon or my own membership site at abbysyarns.com

And you can buy and give gift cartificates!
Since these dental bills are extreme if anyone is so inclined to share, at abbysyarns.com through Monday you can take 30% off all spindles with coupon kiru-pushka and 5% off any travel experience with code kirunanay (which means tooth hurts in Quechua lol)
October 18, 2023 at 7:40 PM
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Since these dental bills are extreme if anyone is so inclined to share, at abbysyarns.com through Monday you can take 30% off all spindles with coupon kiru-pushka and 5% off any travel experience with code kirunanay (which means tooth hurts in Quechua lol)
October 18, 2023 at 7:36 PM
Being able to drive again with minimal discomfort is truly amazing.
October 6, 2023 at 6:07 PM
Come get spindles and SPOONS!!!!
OK so then I decided if I’m ranting about spindles I may as well put the ones I have in stock on sale.

Some of these are the really special ones that there’s only one guy who makes and he’s the apprentice of the guy who died and we’re trying to keep him making them

bit.ly/AYspindles
October 1, 2023 at 12:00 AM
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So a lot of people who are in unstable, abusive, and/or periodically violent living situations keep cell phones hidden for emergencies.

If you know anyone in such a situation, make sure they know about FEMA's testing of its Wireless Emergency Alert (WEA) system next Wednesday.

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September 29, 2023 at 6:17 PM
Reskeet with an album you still know every damn word to, fellow olds who still remember listening to albums.

So many albums to choose from….
September 30, 2023 at 12:17 AM