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mean mugs and shoulder shrugs
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It's "psych," not "sike"
OMG my high school has a bigger gym than this lol. The Duke fans at West Point are super lucky.
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I stopped at my local Kroger to get a pound of hamburger (and some crackers we're having chili) and it was SEVEN WHOLE AMERICAN DOLLARS. For a pound of regular ol' 80/20 beef. This is unsustainable.
November 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Before and after the fire that destroyed the Negro Boys Industrial School in 1959 killing 21 kids. Hear their story on The Coroner’s Report Podcast, streaming on all platforms.

#BlackHistory #ArkansasHistory #Podcast #ARpx #LittleRock #Segregation #LockedDoorsLostBoys #CoronersReportPodcast
Before and After
The 1959 fire at the Negro Boys Industrial School in Wrightsville, Arkansas killed 21 young men.
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November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Hello lover
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
anyone else say this in Ross Gellers voice just me then okay
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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He’s the one who filed for divorce. They had twins together, and he kept most of his assets, including a $13 million car collection.

The money he’s talking about was part of an equalization payment related to the sale of their home.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Someone called the Dem defectors The Hateful Eight and I'm sticking with that one
US HOUSE SPEAKER JOHNSON SAID HE WON'T COMMIT TO A VOTE ON ACA SUBSIDIES, I'M TOLD – SEMOFAR REPORTER ON X
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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This moment demands fighters, not folders.
Official statement from @jamestalarico.bsky.social on shutdown negotiations
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Dems could've put a foot up DJT's ass but they shot their toes off instead
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
When did UNC get a Big Dumb White Guy?
November 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Husband is a deer camp for a week. Me rn
a woman is walking down a set of stairs
ALT: a woman is walking down a set of stairs
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November 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Baby me in a world before color
November 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Those of us of A Certain Age clocked McDreamy back in the day. Also, "you want to RENT me?!" = still hilarious
A nerd pays the popular girl $1000 to date him for a month and thus skyrocket him to the top of the high school social hierarchy is a reliable premise that works well off the baby-faced charisma of Dempsey & Peterson. It’s both dated & fun but it still has something meaningful to say in the end.
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
You're gonna stop and check the basket of the black man in front of me and then wave me on? Not today, WalMart greeter.
November 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
November 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Duke wins! Total blue [devil] wave today!!
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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folks we still got prop 50 coming in CA

if you’re in line to lib out stay in line
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Your move, Dershowitz.
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Apologies to my followers for libbing out 😂

Very pleased to see Trumpists eating shit literally everywhere. Fuck them all.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Dickie V gets on my nerves but I'm still like
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
You'd have to waterboard me to get me on the stand and say this
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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If racism, sexism, transphobia & homophobia are politics to you, we can't have conversations. If you think feeding the poor is bad, we can't have conversations. Privilege is the ability to think of these things as "just politics" because they don't affect you, we aren't the same, thankfully.
November 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It's tiiiiiiiiime
November 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM