El Knuckelhombre
@elknuckelhombre.bsky.social
Modern day philosopher and genius / former twitterer
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Wish you were (elsew)here
April 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Wish you were (elsew)here
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This ain't my first drunk rodeo.
(the pizza isn't burnt, it's crispy)
(the pizza isn't burnt, it's crispy)
April 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This ain't my first drunk rodeo.
(the pizza isn't burnt, it's crispy)
(the pizza isn't burnt, it's crispy)
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Well, I wore two different compression socks. So now I’m a medical experiment.
April 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Well, I wore two different compression socks. So now I’m a medical experiment.
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48% of being an adult is unsubscribing from emails.
May 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
48% of being an adult is unsubscribing from emails.
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Them: I just want to make you aware of the fact…
Me: No thanks
Me: No thanks
May 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Them: I just want to make you aware of the fact…
Me: No thanks
Me: No thanks
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My DNA test results finally proved what I had known all along, my mother was a Virginia Slim menthol cigarette.
May 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My DNA test results finally proved what I had known all along, my mother was a Virginia Slim menthol cigarette.
If a pregnant woman drinks too much Mountain Dew, her baby will pop out riding a wheelie on a tiny dirt-bike.
May 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
If a pregnant woman drinks too much Mountain Dew, her baby will pop out riding a wheelie on a tiny dirt-bike.
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I think it’s a great injustice that moms don’t care who started it.
March 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I think it’s a great injustice that moms don’t care who started it.
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starting a little free library except for prescription medicines you don’t need anymore
May 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
starting a little free library except for prescription medicines you don’t need anymore
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🎵 Sell me pies, sell me sweet little pies
May 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
🎵 Sell me pies, sell me sweet little pies
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don’t like to brag, but I often go to the hospital with my banjo to sing to the patients regardless of their condition or their constant requests that I stop
May 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
don’t like to brag, but I often go to the hospital with my banjo to sing to the patients regardless of their condition or their constant requests that I stop
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I just cut my own pineapple like some sort of castaway.
May 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I just cut my own pineapple like some sort of castaway.
I don’t mean to brag, but I’m presently curator of one of the largest and most extensive collections of spaghetti-stained Tupperware in the world.
May 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I don’t mean to brag, but I’m presently curator of one of the largest and most extensive collections of spaghetti-stained Tupperware in the world.
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I hate my back-up sensor and alert on my car, like damn, sometimes I’m tryna run over stuff
May 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I hate my back-up sensor and alert on my car, like damn, sometimes I’m tryna run over stuff
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Swab this kazoo for a chance to win who the killer is
May 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Swab this kazoo for a chance to win who the killer is
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Remember that many people use humor to cover up their sadness and if that’s not fucking hilarious then I don’t know what is
May 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Remember that many people use humor to cover up their sadness and if that’s not fucking hilarious then I don’t know what is
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Them: If you know what’s good for you-
Me: Let me stop you right there.
Me: Let me stop you right there.
February 3, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Them: If you know what’s good for you-
Me: Let me stop you right there.
Me: Let me stop you right there.
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Hope my neighbor starts his leaf blower at 6:03am
May 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Hope my neighbor starts his leaf blower at 6:03am
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Not riding your shopping cart to your car is the first sign of depression.
May 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Not riding your shopping cart to your car is the first sign of depression.
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Imagine being really tired and shutting the fuck up about it
May 8, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Imagine being really tired and shutting the fuck up about it
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ummm i believe you mean horton hears a *whomst*
May 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
ummm i believe you mean horton hears a *whomst*
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[cuddling with 5 yr old son]
I hope he wants to do this forever
[25 yrs later]
this has lost its charm
I hope he wants to do this forever
[25 yrs later]
this has lost its charm
May 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
[cuddling with 5 yr old son]
I hope he wants to do this forever
[25 yrs later]
this has lost its charm
I hope he wants to do this forever
[25 yrs later]
this has lost its charm
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Kirk Cameron is the Scott Baio of Ricky Schroeders
May 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Kirk Cameron is the Scott Baio of Ricky Schroeders
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Fart stained couch cushion would be a great 3 peice indie punk rock band name
May 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Fart stained couch cushion would be a great 3 peice indie punk rock band name
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Oh, you can’t join us? Well, I’m glad I invited you.
May 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Oh, you can’t join us? Well, I’m glad I invited you.