Elizabeth (she/her)
elizacorn.bsky.social
Elizabeth (she/her)
@elizacorn.bsky.social
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STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person
everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I… overreacted to my bras coming out of the wash still smelling like sweat. 😆
July 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Now I understand why grilling is a traditionally masculine thing. I’m literally in a hammock waiting for the coals to ash over.
July 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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berries: 10 square feet
chickens: 12 square feet
pigs: 18 square feet
vegetables: 40 square feet
entirely useless decorative lawn: 400 square feet

someone who is good at farming please help me, my family is dying
June 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
One of the neighbors has a rooster within ear shot and I genuinely love this for the neighborhood.
June 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Oh dear, it’s finally happened. My child is upset because I can’t turn off the sun.
June 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Military personnel at risk of gently falling purple petals and boredom.
I'm at the Wilshire federal building now. Marines take over at noon but right now no sign of them and very little military presence. People are pushing strollers in the park adjacent.
June 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I’m constantly torn between minimizing possessions and ethical disposal of things I don’t need anymore. The result is ending up with piles, boxes, and bags that aren’t needed but don’t have an easy way out.
June 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Fastest TikTok follow ever
May 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Embroidery by Eboni Hogan
March 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Oopsie
May 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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May 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
May the Fourth be with all those who celebrate.
May 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Me every night that I cosleep with my baby. 😌
April 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Your regular reminder, if you are a person for whom the TSA body scanners do not work well -- because of gender, sex, size, disability, any reason at all -- there IS a way to avoid getting patted down at the gate, but you MUST say the correct words. Do not use the words "opt out" for any reason.
April 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
🙌🏼👏🏼😘
in conclusion... black women
April 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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inprnt is having worldwide free shipping for the next 12 hours!

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April 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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I know we’re all exhausted, but make your voice heard - call your reps and take action.

Resources:

⭐️ 5calls.org/issue/trump-...
⭐️ resist.bot
April 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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and something 🌸pink🌸
April 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Mood
everything is not fine!!! 👋
YouTube video by candycourn
youtube.com
March 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Witch Dessert Hats!
March 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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workspace 🌙
March 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The book is A Pirate’s Life for Tea by Rebecca Thorne. 😊
My wife just started reading a book, and it had this dedication. I know what you’re thinking, but no, it’s not a @benjanun.bsky.social book
February 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Yesterday, I put out a box of free books and movies and by sunset everything was gone except anything by Neil Gaiman. My neighbors have good taste. It’s all in the trash now where it belongs.
January 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM