Elizabeth The Wicked / Evil Frotting
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Elizabeth The Wicked / Evil Frotting
@elizabeththewicked.bsky.social
36. Spotted hyena cryptid. Gay AF. Always eroticizing violence. MDNI.
Pinned
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Find my Cyborgsploitation, HDG but sadistic, Succubus vampire being a bi sex pest, short monster erotica, trauma queer eroticization of violence, tamer bdsm stuff
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I invented a new kind of vegan
Vulture vegan:
You only eat animal products if someone else can't finish them
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Whatever TF Peter III and Catherine have going on , it's the only kind of straight relationship I want to see on TV anymore
December 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
You have to admire the rizz of Frank from the original Hellraiser. This man shows up at his brother's wedding, spades his brother's fiancee and bounces.
He dicked this woman so good that years later she's beating strangers with a hammer trying to glue the skin back on his corpse to fuck him again
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Are kids into musical theater now?? I did not get called the F slur for 7 years for it to become cool to like musicals now. Wtf. No, good for them. Just didn't imagine
December 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I don't need more lovers who are fond of me. What I need is an enemy I have sex with. Where do I get one of those ?
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I'm such a slut for hair touches that when I'm at the stylist I have to enforce strip club rules on myself
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My AO3, if desired.
Find my Cyborgsploitation, HDG but sadistic, Succubus vampire being a bi sex pest, short monster erotica, trauma queer eroticization of violence, tamer bdsm stuff
ElizabethTheWicked - Works | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Mechsploitation but it's Remy the rat being forced to pilot Linguini to crush the other rats with a book
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The fools will see transcendence and call it self harm
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The older a cat gets, the louder it purrs
Much like lobsters, this has no upper limit
If you can keep one alive for 30 years it is capable of vibrating at such a frequency that it can boil your organs
It would be unstoppable
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I'm a top and even I get sick of how much trans girls get fetish cast as a top
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
*melting sticks of butter in my coffee*
I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Sometimes I'll have a really enjoyable BM and I'm like hang on a second
Maybe I could be a bottom
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Cis people literally do not know how to have sex
All they know is PiV , eat hot chip and lie

Is this anything?
November 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
She's is dying for her vacation in bicurious land

He has a one penis policy

They won't stop trying to fix their relationship by looking for a third

It's totally going to work this time you guys

Coming this fall, from Paramount Productions :

"The Last Unicorn"
November 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Think of the party games you could invent if you had a large queer friend group that were all into each other and all of you are service switches
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Chewing apart the bars of my enclosure because no one's skin is within reach
I could be trusted with that pretty throat , bestie . Just come closer. I want to paint you in so many colors
November 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Is there a service where I can give a text book to Jacob Geller and he reads it to me?
It's the only way I'll learn
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Hey wait a second. Why does Gaston know the word expectorating? Isn't he an illiterate oaf??
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
If Beetlejuice was a cute transfem fail girl instead of a middle aged man (ghost) would he even be a sex pest or would he just be a fun hang ?
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The slime girl dick probably slides in real easy without lube
Follow me for more dungeon crawling tips
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
There needs to be a human shaped pinata made of meat that I can just chew the shit out of
(I think we call this a girlfriend?)
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I had to suffer in order to keep me humble ; lest I start eating every one of you
November 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If ranma started taking estrogen would the curse become redundant ?
November 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I am a needy parasite. The grace I show people comes from how much they are willing to let me feed from them..
How can I be this thing ?
Both parasite and goddess
October 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM