Eli (he/him)
@elithefrenchfry.bsky.social
"He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody."-Joseph Heller
We have a rating system to visual media (movies, shows, video games), so instead of banning books, why not have a system for them also?
March 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
We have a rating system to visual media (movies, shows, video games), so instead of banning books, why not have a system for them also?
I can’t quite describe it, but for a while, I thought that Britt Lower from Severance was British. She isn’t, but her voice has a quality about it that made me think so
February 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I can’t quite describe it, but for a while, I thought that Britt Lower from Severance was British. She isn’t, but her voice has a quality about it that made me think so
Leslie Knope would have hated Donald *rump
February 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Leslie Knope would have hated Donald *rump
Breaking: Patrick Mahomes has been commanded to commit seppuku
February 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Breaking: Patrick Mahomes has been commanded to commit seppuku
There’s so many great movies that I want to see this year, so I will indeed be keeping my AMC A-List
February 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
There’s so many great movies that I want to see this year, so I will indeed be keeping my AMC A-List
I’ve been looking forward to this day since 2016. It will be an international holiday
When that motherfucker dies the celebrations will be visible from space.
January 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I’ve been looking forward to this day since 2016. It will be an international holiday
My local library allows of online checkout and order of materials, so I checked out the Communist Manifesto. It’s never been delivered, despite records indicated that it was. I wonder if I’m on a watchlist now
January 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My local library allows of online checkout and order of materials, so I checked out the Communist Manifesto. It’s never been delivered, despite records indicated that it was. I wonder if I’m on a watchlist now
I’ve gotten to the point where I’ve blocked the number that texts me whenever I have Snapchat notifications
January 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’ve gotten to the point where I’ve blocked the number that texts me whenever I have Snapchat notifications
If I had a nickel for every time that Rachel Zegler has been cast in a forbidden romance story, then I’d have 3 nickels; it isn’t a lot, but is crazy that it’s happened that many times
January 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
If I had a nickel for every time that Rachel Zegler has been cast in a forbidden romance story, then I’d have 3 nickels; it isn’t a lot, but is crazy that it’s happened that many times
I’m not just saying this to be petty: *rump looks tired, decrepit, and unfit. I think that he may not be suited for the job
January 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I’m not just saying this to be petty: *rump looks tired, decrepit, and unfit. I think that he may not be suited for the job
The fact that I watch The Good Place before Parks and Rec feels like I owe a personal apology ti Adam Scott
January 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The fact that I watch The Good Place before Parks and Rec feels like I owe a personal apology ti Adam Scott
If your DM doesn’t make you say “Fuck” under your breath at least once per session, then get a new DM
January 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
If your DM doesn’t make you say “Fuck” under your breath at least once per session, then get a new DM
Congratulations to France!
Hell earned another demon as French far-right politician Jean-Marie Le Pen dies aged 96.
January 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Congratulations to France!
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if he does this i’m deadnaming the hell out of it
January 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
if he does this i’m deadnaming the hell out of it
I think that more reading comprehension sections (of tests) should be written by dumb people with uninformed opinions, rather than by smart people who are trying to teach other smart people how to read smart, informed passages
January 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I think that more reading comprehension sections (of tests) should be written by dumb people with uninformed opinions, rather than by smart people who are trying to teach other smart people how to read smart, informed passages
I have such a massive reading pile for 2025 and it doesn’t even include all of books that I actually want to get through this year. Minimum goal is 24, ambition is 36
December 30, 2024 at 7:42 PM
I have such a massive reading pile for 2025 and it doesn’t even include all of books that I actually want to get through this year. Minimum goal is 24, ambition is 36
I’m at HomeGoods and what I really want is a plastic bench that looks like it could be two hearts smashed together Valentine’s Day-style. I wonder if I’ll have any luck
December 29, 2024 at 7:05 PM
I’m at HomeGoods and what I really want is a plastic bench that looks like it could be two hearts smashed together Valentine’s Day-style. I wonder if I’ll have any luck
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Soup of the day: Paint
December 29, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Soup of the day: Paint
DEXTER MORGAN IS AN AQUARIUS? My guy
December 28, 2024 at 3:44 PM
DEXTER MORGAN IS AN AQUARIUS? My guy
Time for the annual rewatching of Klaus (2019) and it’s truly remarkable how beautiful this movie is. It’s art in the purest sense of the word
December 24, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Time for the annual rewatching of Klaus (2019) and it’s truly remarkable how beautiful this movie is. It’s art in the purest sense of the word
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Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring.
December 23, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring.
What does he even need all of the money for
Elon is now the richest person who has ever lived, even more than plutocrats who have plundered entire countries or the leaders of immense empires. This level of obscene wealth should not be tolerated.
December 18, 2024 at 4:23 PM
What does he even need all of the money for
I’m unspeakably disturbed by the response of white liberals to Black, Hispanic, and Muslim *rump voters. “I hOpE yOu GeT dEpOrTeD” is another form of the very racism that liberals nominally “hate”
December 18, 2024 at 2:07 PM
I’m unspeakably disturbed by the response of white liberals to Black, Hispanic, and Muslim *rump voters. “I hOpE yOu GeT dEpOrTeD” is another form of the very racism that liberals nominally “hate”