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Luis Elizondo
@elissound.bsky.social
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I work with data to tell insightful stories so we can fix problems together
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Ayudaaaa… se nos colapsan los #Bills
January 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. “It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” […]
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January 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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The NFL refs have been blatantly favoring the Kansas City Chiefs all season—bad calls, phantom penalties, and missed flags. It’s getting embarrassing. The league should be ashamed of this one-sided officiating. #NFL #Chiefs #BadRefs
January 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Ooof wildly boring these wild card games, barely competitive… so far an NFL weekend to forget #wildcard
January 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
elissound.bsky.social
today’s wildcard games #nfl were a doozy 💤😴
January 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Mark Zuckerberg Defends Decision To Fly Confederate Flag At Facebook Headquarters
MENLO PARK, CA—Claiming that the banner embodied the spirit of the company’s values, Mark Zuckerberg defended his controversial decision Friday to fly a Confederate flag at the Facebook headquarters. ...
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January 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Congrats to Kieran Culkin on his Golden Globe! You'll always be Fuller McCallister to me.
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January 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
elissound.bsky.social
In hindsight skipping the great end of holiday sunday scaries, was the best choice. #MondayOff 🫥
January 6, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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Seattle’s calling! 🌲☕ From the iconic Space Needle to fresh seafood at Pike Place, explore vibrant neighborhoods, hike scenic trails, and sip on world-class coffee. What’s your favorite thing to do in the Emerald City? 🌆💚 #SeattleAdventures #PNW #ExploreSeattle
January 4, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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The future of logistics is here! 🚀 AI-powered analytics, compelling data storytelling, and stunning graphic design are turning complex insights into clear, actionable strategies. Ready to see your supply chain in a whole new light? 🔍✨ #LogisticsInnovation #DataDesign #AI #SupplyChain
January 4, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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New trends in logistics are shaping the future: AI-driven analytics paired with data storytelling are enabling real-time insights, optimizing routes, and enhancing customer experiences. #LogisticsTech #AI #DataStorytelling
January 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM