James Elfers
@elfers1.bsky.social
Retired cataloger from the University of Delaware. Part-time librarian. Part-time author of fiction and nonfiction.
Long before Han there was ...
January 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Long before Han there was ...
If your fridge looks like this -- have no fear! You are healthy and well-adjusted. Honest!
January 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
If your fridge looks like this -- have no fear! You are healthy and well-adjusted. Honest!
How all boyfriends who tackle spiders in the bathroom feel.
January 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
How all boyfriends who tackle spiders in the bathroom feel.
God's main problem!
January 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
God's main problem!
The heartache that was my first girlfriend.
January 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The heartache that was my first girlfriend.
Vincent Price, Elvira, and Stephen King in the coke-fueled 80s
January 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Vincent Price, Elvira, and Stephen King in the coke-fueled 80s
Patti and me just last night.
December 7, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Patti and me just last night.
How to tell the world you are British without speaking a word!
December 7, 2024 at 4:47 PM
How to tell the world you are British without speaking a word!
For some reason, this is usual way people greet me.
December 7, 2024 at 4:46 PM
For some reason, this is usual way people greet me.
The eternal question.
December 7, 2024 at 4:46 PM
The eternal question.
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They have a point.
November 28, 2024 at 9:55 PM
They have a point.
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The reason he is making this claim is that he is the traitor in my opinion.
November 29, 2024 at 2:39 PM
The reason he is making this claim is that he is the traitor in my opinion.
Very True! New-York Tribune, New York, November 25, 1920
November 27, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Very True! New-York Tribune, New York, November 25, 1920
In essence my dating life until I met Patti!
November 27, 2024 at 8:43 PM
In essence my dating life until I met Patti!
I refuse to repeat myself -- I could not have been clearer!
November 27, 2024 at 8:41 PM
I refuse to repeat myself -- I could not have been clearer!
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And it was an honest mistake 😂🤣
November 26, 2024 at 9:06 PM
And it was an honest mistake 😂🤣
No doubt, a thrill ride of a read.
November 26, 2024 at 5:42 PM
No doubt, a thrill ride of a read.
Yeah, get over it, Bruce!
November 26, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Yeah, get over it, Bruce!
Our handsome cat Maguffin. What else would two writers name their cat?
November 26, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Our handsome cat Maguffin. What else would two writers name their cat?