See you at the Art Deco Kroger aka Too Scary for Houston’s Own Daddy Warbucks To Shop At Kroger aka MILF Kroger.💃🏼

Be the Capybara you wish to see in the world.

I watched 2 YouTube videos and used Reddit to put on this overgrip in a satisfactory manner. 😅

Stressed but also “steady and ready.” It took this Oura ring less than 24 hours to figure me out apparently.

Rapid unscheduled dissociation

Anytime I play pickleball competitively I feel like there is at least a 5% chance it will end Richie Tenenbaum style where I’m on the court taking off my shoes and one of my socks and crying.

One of my New Year’s resolutions (still pending) was to delete Threads and start using BlueSky. The vibes are not great anywhere this week but I will keep trying. Look at these cute dogs in their jackets. 🩷💚

He’s just sad he doesn’t have any virtues to signal.

✨It’s me✨

The office I am sitting in today has a window into an atrium. Across the way I see another office with a tribute to client service and one of those leadership posters (you know the ones) that says “GRIND”.

This first floor of this office building has a prenup attorney and what appears to be a medical practice specializing in helping golfers recover from golfing injuries. These vibes are so specific.

This weekend will be the first Labor Day weekend I don’t have to labor in 17 years. It’s gonna be… weird. 😬

I like it when I open the door and ask the dogs if they want to go out and they just lay down. It’s giving very: absolutely not, no ma’am, no hablo ingles.

The barista told me to have a great day and I legit had to stop myself from saying ‘not just a good day’… bama #rushtok is killing my brain. ☠️