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Whitney
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I’m trying.
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So, apparently, I lost a ball of yarn by putting it away. It, and the needles I was using with it. I put them all away, in a safe place, designated for this purpose.
I lost a ball of yarn because it was where it was SUPPOSED TO BE.
Bright side? My cat’s fine.
How can I have possibly LOST a ball of yarn?! HOW?! An entire ball of light pink yarn! HOW?!
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
How can I have possibly LOST a ball of yarn?! HOW?! An entire ball of light pink yarn! HOW?!
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I was asleep. Then, I was wide awake. Where is this bizarre ability when I need it?!
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
It’s raining, then it’s going to snow. Yay! Slush! ☹️
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Describe your cat’s personality with one photo.
November 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
So, apparently, this company is getting fashion tips from watching supernatural. 🤔

(Also, Behold! The emails I’ve never read! And never will!)
November 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I don’t have JPEGs because, like, WHY?! I hate me in pictures. So. Here are some pictures of pictures. Enjoy or whatever the kids do these days.
November 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
So, Rob and Rich did this thing where their costumes were each other. When I went to do the picture, I said to him, “Hi, Rob! I’m so glad to finally meet you!” And he says, “Glad to be met!” (Note: I’m actually afraid of Rob, so… 🤷‍♀️)
November 6, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I have returned home from Nashville.
Some things that happened: I fell backwards off of a hotel bed. I didn’t take any more of Misha Collins’ shit. (Not accurately phrased because this would’ve been the only shit I would’ve taken from him.) I bravely walked a short distance without dying. Ate food.
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
So, like, I know I didn’t announce that I had a horrible headache or anything. But you’ll be relieved to know that a few hours sleeping on the floor cured it! Seriously, I thought I was going to vomit from the pain. Then, I woke up fine, wondering why I was on the floor. (In pain me sleeps on the
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
October 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
It’s still just Tuesday right?? I’m still safe???*

*my crazy is super active today. yay. 😕
October 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
*AHEM* Now. Listen to her 👇
If you're on SNAP & are abt to be cut off bcoz of the shutdown, check this out. TEFAP (The Emergency Food Assistance Program)

www.fns.usda.gov/tefap/emerge...
October 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I spent money. 😬 I hate spending money. At least it was on a bunch of stuff rather than one thing, right? 😬 I mean… right? 😬😬😬
(I’ll have more by the end of the week, but NOT THE POINT! It feels like my credit card is mad at me.)
October 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Bad news, people. Alex Calvert has a mustache. 😬
(Maybe this isn’t news, but it’s news to me 🤷‍♀️)
October 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I don’t know how to dress like a girl anymore.
It’s not an essential skill, but I wanna dress like a girl once in a while, you know?
But without showing skin or wearing flimsy fabrics. OR dressing like I’m going out to milk some cows.
October 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Reposted by Whitney
This may seem desperate but, well I kind of am. I know it’s kind of late notice, but If anyone has some free time this weekend and is willing to, I could really use some help with my DCBB fic. I’m opening my DMs, so message me if you think you want to help! TIA
October 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’ve been sick today. 🤒 (probably just stress)
Anyway, I wake up and my call my mom, because who else cares when you don’t feel well? And it turns out she’s been puking all day. 🙄 Drama queen.*

*This is a joke. Especially since her mom was super dramatic and went and died some years back. 🙄
October 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I was reading stuff online today and this website kept calling it “The menopause”. Then there was the diagram showing the “vulva vestibule”, which my mind always fills with chairs and people reading magazines and looking at their watches.
I make my own fun.
October 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Y’all… it’s STILL 2025. wtf?!
October 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
So, I laid down to go to sleep, then I just started crying and I can’t stop. I’d rather just go to sleep.
October 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I’m all anxious and chewing the insides of my cheeks. Well, more like tearing them apart.
Anyway, my point is that I haven’t done this for MONTHS! Therefore, my cheeks are no longer numb to the pain. And it feels like I have a mouthful of shark teeth. (When did they get so sharp?!)
October 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
A drawing of @poetkatiratejeda.bsky.social during fall. (Adorable and happy!)
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
In my head when I woke up:

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Never Tear Us Apart
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October 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
In my head when I woke up… uh… yesterday 🤷‍♀️:

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Vienna - 2008 Remaster
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October 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM