Ego
@egonomadic.bsky.social
Not cool or funny, I'm just here for the posts.
My fear of missing out extends to public posts that are clearly about something also public, interesting, and sometimes horrible that I don't know about yet.
It's also 5 in the god damn morning and I'm up because my perfect angel gets a second wind at like 3:30. How to dog, holy shit.
It's also 5 in the god damn morning and I'm up because my perfect angel gets a second wind at like 3:30. How to dog, holy shit.
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 AM
My fear of missing out extends to public posts that are clearly about something also public, interesting, and sometimes horrible that I don't know about yet.
It's also 5 in the god damn morning and I'm up because my perfect angel gets a second wind at like 3:30. How to dog, holy shit.
It's also 5 in the god damn morning and I'm up because my perfect angel gets a second wind at like 3:30. How to dog, holy shit.
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One thing I don’t like about Star Wars is how every Yoda is on the Jedi council or connected to a prophecy or a beloved cultural icon, it’s time for a Yoda who works at Buffalo Wild Wings and has a 2014 Ford Focus
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
One thing I don’t like about Star Wars is how every Yoda is on the Jedi council or connected to a prophecy or a beloved cultural icon, it’s time for a Yoda who works at Buffalo Wild Wings and has a 2014 Ford Focus
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To infinity and beyond
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
To infinity and beyond
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I wish Sleepy Peach made Frenchie sweaters
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I wish Sleepy Peach made Frenchie sweaters
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A nutritionist, personal chef, personal trainer, therapist, life coach, financial advisor, and concierge general surgeon could fix me
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
A nutritionist, personal chef, personal trainer, therapist, life coach, financial advisor, and concierge general surgeon could fix me
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@beckybunzy.bsky.social COME QUICK MISS UNIVERSE NORWAY HAS GOT ME GUHAHAHHAHASHOOWOPSHOOWADDY-WADDYYIPPITEEBOOMDABOOM 😭😭😭😭
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
@beckybunzy.bsky.social COME QUICK MISS UNIVERSE NORWAY HAS GOT ME GUHAHAHHAHASHOOWOPSHOOWADDY-WADDYYIPPITEEBOOMDABOOM 😭😭😭😭
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Coconut crabs be like "I know a spot" and then take you to where Amelia Earhart died
July 26, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Coconut crabs be like "I know a spot" and then take you to where Amelia Earhart died
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You wake up to find your cat had dragged in a mouse. The poor thing was still alive, barely.
A while later, you find next to your shoe what looks for all the world like a decapitated mole.
Later, there is a weasel, dead in the bathtub. It had to have been twice the size of your cat. How the hell
A while later, you find next to your shoe what looks for all the world like a decapitated mole.
Later, there is a weasel, dead in the bathtub. It had to have been twice the size of your cat. How the hell
September 13, 2024 at 4:39 AM
You wake up to find your cat had dragged in a mouse. The poor thing was still alive, barely.
A while later, you find next to your shoe what looks for all the world like a decapitated mole.
Later, there is a weasel, dead in the bathtub. It had to have been twice the size of your cat. How the hell
A while later, you find next to your shoe what looks for all the world like a decapitated mole.
Later, there is a weasel, dead in the bathtub. It had to have been twice the size of your cat. How the hell
The only dog I want is the dog who looks like this after playing rigorously for 15 minutes
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The only dog I want is the dog who looks like this after playing rigorously for 15 minutes
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my “daddy issues” t shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
my “daddy issues” t shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt
I'm going to meet the Frenchie tonight 🥺🥺🥺pray for me so I don't get murdered
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I'm going to meet the Frenchie tonight 🥺🥺🥺pray for me so I don't get murdered
I might??? Be adopting???? A 2yr old frenchie??????????
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I might??? Be adopting???? A 2yr old frenchie??????????
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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My wife made me an omelet this morning despite being treated for a bladder infection! She was so careful to prepare sterile food for me, without any infectious splatter from urinating near the food preparation. I love my wife, who makes a mean Western omelet and is on a robust course of antibiotics!
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
My wife made me an omelet this morning despite being treated for a bladder infection! She was so careful to prepare sterile food for me, without any infectious splatter from urinating near the food preparation. I love my wife, who makes a mean Western omelet and is on a robust course of antibiotics!
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[x-files theme plays]
was walking down the stairs into the subway and noticed that the sun was perfectly lined up
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
[x-files theme plays]
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
Is it fucked that I just bought friends of mineral town not because it was on sale, but because the mayor has an adorable outfit
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Is it fucked that I just bought friends of mineral town not because it was on sale, but because the mayor has an adorable outfit
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
You know how you suddenly get a burst of energy at the end of being sick? I'm having the mania during a bad depressive episode version of that rn
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
You know how you suddenly get a burst of energy at the end of being sick? I'm having the mania during a bad depressive episode version of that rn
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i hit a button on my newly invented switchblade broadsword and the whole thing launches out of my hands and disappears over the horizon. i never explained what it was supposed to do so everyone is cheering and going nuts
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
i hit a button on my newly invented switchblade broadsword and the whole thing launches out of my hands and disappears over the horizon. i never explained what it was supposed to do so everyone is cheering and going nuts