EGGMAN
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EGGMAN
@eggmanmovie.bsky.social
· Jan 19
Reposted by EGGMAN
"You mean to tell me that alternate reality me has been able to make a sentient AI daughter with the ability to go to and from cyberspace on a whim AND is strong enough to control powerful alien technology? Next you're going to tell me Sonic is racing with a famous pop star."
September 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"You mean to tell me that alternate reality me has been able to make a sentient AI daughter with the ability to go to and from cyberspace on a whim AND is strong enough to control powerful alien technology? Next you're going to tell me Sonic is racing with a famous pop star."
"This is your daily reminder that I am superior to you in every way and that you'll always be beneath me."
September 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"This is your daily reminder that I am superior to you in every way and that you'll always be beneath me."
"Are you a flea infested creature with various diseases that needs to be put down? Also don't speak back to me unless I tell you to. I can smell your breath from a mile away."
August 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"Are you a flea infested creature with various diseases that needs to be put down? Also don't speak back to me unless I tell you to. I can smell your breath from a mile away."
Who are all you people?!
May 26, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Who are all you people?!
"Were you always this ugly?"
February 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"Were you always this ugly?"
"Do I tell them I have the Master Emerald now or later?"
February 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Do I tell them I have the Master Emerald now or later?"
"I wouldn't be surprised if Sonic drowned or ate a bad chili dog. Knuckles probably walked into traffic, and the fox? Maybe he is in college or something."
“ You think so? ”
"I may as well just say my plan out loud. I haven't seen Sonic and his friends at all. Maybe they all just died."
February 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"I wouldn't be surprised if Sonic drowned or ate a bad chili dog. Knuckles probably walked into traffic, and the fox? Maybe he is in college or something."
"I may as well just say my plan out loud. I haven't seen Sonic and his friends at all. Maybe they all just died."
February 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"I may as well just say my plan out loud. I haven't seen Sonic and his friends at all. Maybe they all just died."
"The brainrot has gotten worse..."
February 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
"The brainrot has gotten worse..."
"Thank you Poppybot for the support. Now on todays schedule we have the usual rant about how I hate Sonic and I will be playing a game called Dark Souls."
February 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"Thank you Poppybot for the support. Now on todays schedule we have the usual rant about how I hate Sonic and I will be playing a game called Dark Souls."
He's starting up one of his live streams again.
"Welcome back my followers of the Eggman Empire! I have a great stream for you today without any annoying furballs to interrupt it."
"Welcome back my followers of the Eggman Empire! I have a great stream for you today without any annoying furballs to interrupt it."
February 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
He's starting up one of his live streams again.
"Welcome back my followers of the Eggman Empire! I have a great stream for you today without any annoying furballs to interrupt it."
"Welcome back my followers of the Eggman Empire! I have a great stream for you today without any annoying furballs to interrupt it."
"What is great about the PC is that you can add so many quality of life improvements through mods. I have quite the amazing Chao Garden."
February 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"What is great about the PC is that you can add so many quality of life improvements through mods. I have quite the amazing Chao Garden."
"Consoles today are glorified boxes of garbage. Have you seen how overpriced the PlayStation 5 Pro is? Stick with a PC."
February 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"Consoles today are glorified boxes of garbage. Have you seen how overpriced the PlayStation 5 Pro is? Stick with a PC."
"Maybe Sonic just ate one too many chili dogs and died. It's not as fun if that idiot isn't trying to stop me, it almost feels empty. Maybe all I had to do was wait and now world domination is right around the corner."
February 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
"Maybe Sonic just ate one too many chili dogs and died. It's not as fun if that idiot isn't trying to stop me, it almost feels empty. Maybe all I had to do was wait and now world domination is right around the corner."
Everyone has been so distracted that it's made things easy for Ivo. Almost too easy. Maybe this was just luck being on his side for once. It's already too late for them and they don't even realize it.
February 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Everyone has been so distracted that it's made things easy for Ivo. Almost too easy. Maybe this was just luck being on his side for once. It's already too late for them and they don't even realize it.
What if your headquarters mysteriously burned to the ground?
What if Sonic 06 remake on the new console in 2026?
“I need to have a chat with the people who made sonic '06„
February 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
What if your headquarters mysteriously burned to the ground?
He's now looking to ram the Egg Mobile right into Mario to try and hit him out of the air. Sometimes you just have to do things yourself!
"Will you hold still? I just want to talk!"
That was sort of a lie. He did want to talk, but also wanted to beat him up.
"Will you hold still? I just want to talk!"
That was sort of a lie. He did want to talk, but also wanted to beat him up.
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Mario quickly leveled out as the munitions were fired. He unraveled the cape from his collar and grasped it, where it took the form of a mystic parachute. He began bouncing through the wind, flying in an arc to and fro. His unusual fight pattern helped him evade Ivo’s missiles and rounds!
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Mario quickly leveled out as the munitions were fired. He unraveled the cape from his collar and grasped it, where it took the form of a mystic parachute. He began bouncing through the wind, flying in an arc to and fro. His unusual fight pattern helped him evade Ivo’s missiles and rounds!
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January 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
He's now looking to ram the Egg Mobile right into Mario to try and hit him out of the air. Sometimes you just have to do things yourself!
"Will you hold still? I just want to talk!"
That was sort of a lie. He did want to talk, but also wanted to beat him up.
"Will you hold still? I just want to talk!"
That was sort of a lie. He did want to talk, but also wanted to beat him up.
"I'll have you know I am at the top of the leaderboard in Fortnite Festival."
January 31, 2025 at 12:13 AM
"I'll have you know I am at the top of the leaderboard in Fortnite Festival."
"How strange."
A feather was enough to give him the power of flight? Though it was not quite like Super Sonic's flight. Following behind with his drones by his side.
"I don't know what you just did, but let's see if Super Plumber is capable of surviving ariel combat!"
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A feather was enough to give him the power of flight? Though it was not quite like Super Sonic's flight. Following behind with his drones by his side.
"I don't know what you just did, but let's see if Super Plumber is capable of surviving ariel combat!"
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With a running start, Mario leaps into the air, and miraculously catches wind with his magical cape as he ascends a hundred feet in a single bound. He’s headed for the edge of town!
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With a running start, Mario leaps into the air, and miraculously catches wind with his magical cape as he ascends a hundred feet in a single bound. He’s headed for the edge of town!
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January 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"How strange."
A feather was enough to give him the power of flight? Though it was not quite like Super Sonic's flight. Following behind with his drones by his side.
"I don't know what you just did, but let's see if Super Plumber is capable of surviving ariel combat!"
↓
A feather was enough to give him the power of flight? Though it was not quite like Super Sonic's flight. Following behind with his drones by his side.
"I don't know what you just did, but let's see if Super Plumber is capable of surviving ariel combat!"
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January 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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"Perhaps only in YOUR universe, but outside of it? Seven exist and whoever has all seven wields ultimate power. I've used the Master Emerald before. It was magnificent, but I never capitalized on the potential. I won't make the same mistake twice. You'll see what it can really do."
January 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"Perhaps only in YOUR universe, but outside of it? Seven exist and whoever has all seven wields ultimate power. I've used the Master Emerald before. It was magnificent, but I never capitalized on the potential. I won't make the same mistake twice. You'll see what it can really do."