Eeshan Shrimali
@eeshanshrimali.bsky.social
North London Forever 🔴⚪
Arsenal, Sports, Movies & TV, Comedy, Tech and Culture.
Also on Threads and hellsite: @eeshanshrimali
Arsenal, Sports, Movies & TV, Comedy, Tech and Culture.
Also on Threads and hellsite: @eeshanshrimali
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⚽🤖 Premier League Predictions 2025/26
Can Claude, ChatGPT, and Gemini predict Premier League scores better than a casual human (me)?
Scoring:
– Correct outcome: 1 pt
– Near-miss (close to actual score): 2 pts
– Perfect score: 3 pts
Weekly results + leaderboard updates will live in this thread 👇
Can Claude, ChatGPT, and Gemini predict Premier League scores better than a casual human (me)?
Scoring:
– Correct outcome: 1 pt
– Near-miss (close to actual score): 2 pts
– Perfect score: 3 pts
Weekly results + leaderboard updates will live in this thread 👇
Is anyone going to point out that this is like Arsenal at Etihad last season parking the bus to protect a 1-0 lead?
Only that time Arsenal were down to 10 men and City are not.
Only that time Arsenal were down to 10 men and City are not.
September 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Is anyone going to point out that this is like Arsenal at Etihad last season parking the bus to protect a 1-0 lead?
Only that time Arsenal were down to 10 men and City are not.
Only that time Arsenal were down to 10 men and City are not.
Reposted by Eeshan Shrimali
Why didn't you just try to win, Arne?
Different stories
The narrative engine hits overdrive, already
redstory.substack.com
September 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Why didn't you just try to win, Arne?
⚽🤖 Premier League Predictions 2025/26
Can Claude, ChatGPT, and Gemini predict Premier League scores better than a casual human (me)?
Scoring:
– Correct outcome: 1 pt
– Near-miss (close to actual score): 2 pts
– Perfect score: 3 pts
Weekly results + leaderboard updates will live in this thread 👇
Can Claude, ChatGPT, and Gemini predict Premier League scores better than a casual human (me)?
Scoring:
– Correct outcome: 1 pt
– Near-miss (close to actual score): 2 pts
– Perfect score: 3 pts
Weekly results + leaderboard updates will live in this thread 👇
August 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
⚽🤖 Premier League Predictions 2025/26
Can Claude, ChatGPT, and Gemini predict Premier League scores better than a casual human (me)?
Scoring:
– Correct outcome: 1 pt
– Near-miss (close to actual score): 2 pts
– Perfect score: 3 pts
Weekly results + leaderboard updates will live in this thread 👇
Can Claude, ChatGPT, and Gemini predict Premier League scores better than a casual human (me)?
Scoring:
– Correct outcome: 1 pt
– Near-miss (close to actual score): 2 pts
– Perfect score: 3 pts
Weekly results + leaderboard updates will live in this thread 👇
GW2 results: Human (me) vs AI football predictions
🥇 Claude: 14 pts
🥈 Me (human): 10 pts
🥉 Gemini: 8 pts
🏴 ChatGPT: 6 pts
Cumulative after GW2:
🥇 Claude: 25
🥈 Me & ChatGPT: 18
🥉 Gemini: 14
🥇 Claude: 14 pts
🥈 Me (human): 10 pts
🥉 Gemini: 8 pts
🏴 ChatGPT: 6 pts
Cumulative after GW2:
🥇 Claude: 25
🥈 Me & ChatGPT: 18
🥉 Gemini: 14
August 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
GW2 results: Human (me) vs AI football predictions
🥇 Claude: 14 pts
🥈 Me (human): 10 pts
🥉 Gemini: 8 pts
🏴 ChatGPT: 6 pts
Cumulative after GW2:
🥇 Claude: 25
🥈 Me & ChatGPT: 18
🥉 Gemini: 14
🥇 Claude: 14 pts
🥈 Me (human): 10 pts
🥉 Gemini: 8 pts
🏴 ChatGPT: 6 pts
Cumulative after GW2:
🥇 Claude: 25
🥈 Me & ChatGPT: 18
🥉 Gemini: 14
Yesterday's emotional rollercoaster, perfectly summarized by @philcosta.bsky.social's feed
August 21, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Yesterday's emotional rollercoaster, perfectly summarized by @philcosta.bsky.social's feed
If you haven’t seen it yet, the Arsenal Catch Up feed (by @poorlydrawnarsenal.com) is brilliant — all the best posts from the past day in one place.
Pure joy after a day like yesterday 🍿🔴⚪
Pure joy after a day like yesterday 🍿🔴⚪
August 21, 2025 at 10:14 AM
If you haven’t seen it yet, the Arsenal Catch Up feed (by @poorlydrawnarsenal.com) is brilliant — all the best posts from the past day in one place.
Pure joy after a day like yesterday 🍿🔴⚪
Pure joy after a day like yesterday 🍿🔴⚪
Week 1 of my casual humans vs AI football prediction experiment 🤖⚽
Got curious - Can Claude, ChatGPT, and Gemini predict Premier League scores better than a human who barely tries (me)?
Results from opening weekend... 🧵
Got curious - Can Claude, ChatGPT, and Gemini predict Premier League scores better than a human who barely tries (me)?
Results from opening weekend... 🧵
August 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Week 1 of my casual humans vs AI football prediction experiment 🤖⚽
Got curious - Can Claude, ChatGPT, and Gemini predict Premier League scores better than a human who barely tries (me)?
Results from opening weekend... 🧵
Got curious - Can Claude, ChatGPT, and Gemini predict Premier League scores better than a human who barely tries (me)?
Results from opening weekend... 🧵
Reposted by Eeshan Shrimali
Can’t fault effort or gameplan there. They were going so hard. It’s not more complicated than “we need another great player or two, and with them a touch more ruthlessness, and some better fortune.”
Fuck it all. Love to you
Fuck it all. Love to you
May 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Can’t fault effort or gameplan there. They were going so hard. It’s not more complicated than “we need another great player or two, and with them a touch more ruthlessness, and some better fortune.”
Fuck it all. Love to you
Fuck it all. Love to you
Reposted by Eeshan Shrimali
sometimes i think about my life and wonder how many google docs i've made, and how many more i will make, before i die
February 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
sometimes i think about my life and wonder how many google docs i've made, and how many more i will make, before i die
Did the @theonion.com write this?
Premier League: Players' celebrations could lead to punishment if they are deemed critical or mocking | This seems like learning the wrong things from the NFL, who have often earned their "no fun league" nickname with actions like this.
Premier League: Players' celebrations could lead to punishment if they are deemed critical or mocking
Some of the celebrations have been very funny [and] entertaining but theres a line, said the Premier Leagues chief football officer, Tony Scholes; Once it crosses over into mockery or criticism, then…
buff.ly
February 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Did the @theonion.com write this?
Reposted by Eeshan Shrimali
Bluesky usage rising as Arsenal get back to winning ways
November 25, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Bluesky usage rising as Arsenal get back to winning ways
First Arsenal matchday on Bluesky: 👍
November 23, 2024 at 5:56 PM
First Arsenal matchday on Bluesky: 👍
Best half of football we've played all season. Saka world-class, Ødegaard is a magical player. 🤌
November 23, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Best half of football we've played all season. Saka world-class, Ødegaard is a magical player. 🤌
Yess, let's gooo
Breaking News: Conan O’Brien will host the next Oscars, taking over from Jimmy Kimmel, who hosted the past two ceremonies.
Conan O’Brien Named Next Host of the Oscars
Mr. O’Brien, the former late-night host, will take over from Jimmy Kimmel, who served as M.C. for the last two Oscar ceremonies, organizers said on Friday.
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Yess, let's gooo
Genuine question: how is it that Bluesky has a fraction of users that Threads does but so many more posts with 10k+ likes?
November 15, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Genuine question: how is it that Bluesky has a fraction of users that Threads does but so many more posts with 10k+ likes?
Reposted by Eeshan Shrimali
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
Defaults matter!
Loving the experience on Bluesky, mostly thanks to the default non-algorithmic feed. Feels much more satisfying than Threads for a control freak and completionist like me.
Loving the experience on Bluesky, mostly thanks to the default non-algorithmic feed. Feels much more satisfying than Threads for a control freak and completionist like me.
November 13, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Defaults matter!
Loving the experience on Bluesky, mostly thanks to the default non-algorithmic feed. Feels much more satisfying than Threads for a control freak and completionist like me.
Loving the experience on Bluesky, mostly thanks to the default non-algorithmic feed. Feels much more satisfying than Threads for a control freak and completionist like me.