elise 🦇
@eelisium.bsky.social
Extremely stubborn and suspicious. She/Her
Ranch Girl | Film | Eurovision | Old TV | Weird, Niche Nonsense
Ranch Girl | Film | Eurovision | Old TV | Weird, Niche Nonsense
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elise 🦇
@eelisium.bsky.social
· Sep 24
Using my very first real post on bsky to say that ESC 2003's Don't Break My Heart has been stuck in my head for a solid week. All my brain knows is the voice of Nicola.
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Let's gooooo
November 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Let's gooooo
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Right about now, the honk shoo brother
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Right about now, the honk shoo brother
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn
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i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
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When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean
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telling everyone in the home depot gravel aisle that these stones have seen more sunsets than all the humans who ever lived combined
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
telling everyone in the home depot gravel aisle that these stones have seen more sunsets than all the humans who ever lived combined
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My planet Arrakis is so beautiful when the dawn’s light is early
October 31, 2025 at 5:47 AM
My planet Arrakis is so beautiful when the dawn’s light is early
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Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻
Enter if you dare...🚪
Enter if you dare...🚪
October 31, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻
Enter if you dare...🚪
Enter if you dare...🚪
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Looking at my doctor conspiratorially and asking if the beating of my heart echoes the beating of the drums
October 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Looking at my doctor conspiratorially and asking if the beating of my heart echoes the beating of the drums
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my signature fragrance is "First Day Heater is on in the Fall"
October 29, 2025 at 11:23 AM
my signature fragrance is "First Day Heater is on in the Fall"
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Dr. Frankenstein after two beers:
“Bro be super fucking real with me do you think I could make a guy”
“Bro be super fucking real with me do you think I could make a guy”
October 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Dr. Frankenstein after two beers:
“Bro be super fucking real with me do you think I could make a guy”
“Bro be super fucking real with me do you think I could make a guy”
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![sam (@gwsafetynet) on twitter: "check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison"
[Snickers bar shown broken in half with the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison inside.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreihz27i4mzrnf7gu73luxz5tz7elkd7hd6jszarhfqahunno5236dy@jpeg)
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Me every Eurovision this decade 🔥 🇱🇹
October 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Me every Eurovision this decade 🔥 🇱🇹
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makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
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i hope you’re hungry
October 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
i hope you’re hungry
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
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oh youre a fascist? well have you considered that i am 13 and have some rocks?
My favorite tried-and-true resistance tactic: Being Extremely Fucking Annoying.
July 9, 2024 at 1:43 PM
oh youre a fascist? well have you considered that i am 13 and have some rocks?
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Very excited for this, but I can only hear the title with that spelling in her voice.
October 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Very excited for this, but I can only hear the title with that spelling in her voice.
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