Emma Wright
@editorialgirl.co.uk
Occasionally an editor. No longer a girl. Probably taller than you were expecting. Currently a p/t conveyancing assistant, weirdly.
Brummie (Moseley/Kings Heath)
Brummie (Moseley/Kings Heath)
I'm going to assume a bazillion people have already tagged @theguyliner.bsky.social, begging him to cover this one.
Incredible end to this date:
Did you go on somewhere?
No. Russell stayed behind to pick at the cold leftovers, insisting I was fine to go.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Did you go on somewhere?
No. Russell stayed behind to pick at the cold leftovers, insisting I was fine to go.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Blind date: ‘I hadn’t been on a date for nearly 15 years and it showed’
Sarah, 53, a psychologist, meets Russell, 61, a behaviour officer
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I'm going to assume a bazillion people have already tagged @theguyliner.bsky.social, begging him to cover this one.
Today was a tough one
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Polygonle
Guess longer words with the help of a shape-based clue. A new Polygonle puzzle is available each day to solve.
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November 29, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Today was a tough one
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
I just watched the knitting programme and I don't know what to make of it. Are they always going to be knitting chunky wool with massive needles because of the time limit?
November 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I just watched the knitting programme and I don't know what to make of it. Are they always going to be knitting chunky wool with massive needles because of the time limit?
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*Optometrist hands person glasses* - “now, you wear them glasses AND YOU KEEP THEM GLASSES”
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
*Optometrist hands person glasses* - “now, you wear them glasses AND YOU KEEP THEM GLASSES”
Sort of went to the pub instead of doing the dinner. So now we're roasting everything in the air fryer. Smells great but how will it turn out? 🤷♀️ #exciting
October 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Sort of went to the pub instead of doing the dinner. So now we're roasting everything in the air fryer. Smells great but how will it turn out? 🤷♀️ #exciting
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Big 'Dictionary Corner' vibes from Putin here.
Looks like he's just explained to Dave from Runcorn that he could have had an 8 if he'd spotted "Ubiquity", and is seconds from launching into a cheeky poem about the dangers of high-rise windows to take us into the next commercial break.
Looks like he's just explained to Dave from Runcorn that he could have had an 8 if he'd spotted "Ubiquity", and is seconds from launching into a cheeky poem about the dangers of high-rise windows to take us into the next commercial break.
October 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Big 'Dictionary Corner' vibes from Putin here.
Looks like he's just explained to Dave from Runcorn that he could have had an 8 if he'd spotted "Ubiquity", and is seconds from launching into a cheeky poem about the dangers of high-rise windows to take us into the next commercial break.
Looks like he's just explained to Dave from Runcorn that he could have had an 8 if he'd spotted "Ubiquity", and is seconds from launching into a cheeky poem about the dangers of high-rise windows to take us into the next commercial break.
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Comic con today included trying to explain the concept of a rom com to a Dalek
October 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Comic con today included trying to explain the concept of a rom com to a Dalek
Man at the gates of the School Rd polling station shouting "GOOD MORNING VOTE [CANDIDATE]!" to everyone passing. He's... not allowed to do that, is he?
October 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Man at the gates of the School Rd polling station shouting "GOOD MORNING VOTE [CANDIDATE]!" to everyone passing. He's... not allowed to do that, is he?
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![1
Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
2
Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
3
Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
4
Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
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Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
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Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
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Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
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Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
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Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
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woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreicahofq6s4xow7vowj7dx6odw6ejdwr4kwcmzta7qwi4hg2nvywji@jpeg)
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Ay, so it's your birthday! What you been up to?
Ah, yeah. Writing about wanting to fight Robert Jenrick, mainly.
Ah, yeah. Writing about wanting to fight Robert Jenrick, mainly.
Territorial pissings.
Brum, 'muscular integration', and Those Fucking Flags.
smallbrookringpiece.substack.com
October 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Ay, so it's your birthday! What you been up to?
Ah, yeah. Writing about wanting to fight Robert Jenrick, mainly.
Ah, yeah. Writing about wanting to fight Robert Jenrick, mainly.
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The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
October 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
If Eye On Moseley didn't go to the hustings, did it really happen?
October 16, 2025 at 6:45 AM
If Eye On Moseley didn't go to the hustings, did it really happen?
Occasionally on my way to work I am followed by a pair of grandparents taking their very young grandchild to nursery. It means I get a lovely commentary all the way. "Look at the steeple! That's a really high tower, isn't it?" "Yes, the birds are singing. Isn't it a pretty noise?" "🎶Nearly there!"
October 9, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Occasionally on my way to work I am followed by a pair of grandparents taking their very young grandchild to nursery. It means I get a lovely commentary all the way. "Look at the steeple! That's a really high tower, isn't it?" "Yes, the birds are singing. Isn't it a pretty noise?" "🎶Nearly there!"
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Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned.
Thought you'd enjoy this.
Thought you'd enjoy this.
September 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned.
Thought you'd enjoy this.
Thought you'd enjoy this.
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In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
October 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
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BEHOLD!
My first ever choose-your-own-adventure game!
"i will strangle a horse" - over seven and a half thousand words of absolute nonsense, as you help Martin Jenkins on his first day at The Farm.
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Totally free to play! I mean, you can pay, but you can also not!
My first ever choose-your-own-adventure game!
"i will strangle a horse" - over seven and a half thousand words of absolute nonsense, as you help Martin Jenkins on his first day at The Farm.
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Totally free to play! I mean, you can pay, but you can also not!
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
September 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
BEHOLD!
My first ever choose-your-own-adventure game!
"i will strangle a horse" - over seven and a half thousand words of absolute nonsense, as you help Martin Jenkins on his first day at The Farm.
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Totally free to play! I mean, you can pay, but you can also not!
My first ever choose-your-own-adventure game!
"i will strangle a horse" - over seven and a half thousand words of absolute nonsense, as you help Martin Jenkins on his first day at The Farm.
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Totally free to play! I mean, you can pay, but you can also not!
I just looked at my "popular with friends" feed and 99% of it was about Reform. Stop it.
a picture of a woman with the words girl he ain t worth it
Alt: woman singing girl he aint worth it
media.tenor.com
September 27, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I just looked at my "popular with friends" feed and 99% of it was about Reform. Stop it.
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Maybe the rapture did happen but Dickie Bird was the only person worthy
September 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Maybe the rapture did happen but Dickie Bird was the only person worthy
Any ideas you have will belong to your landlord? 🤣
This is Australia but I'm sure landlords and agents in the UK are already thinking "hmmm 🤔"
This is Australia but I'm sure landlords and agents in the UK are already thinking "hmmm 🤔"
An update on that insane lease term where the landlord owns everything you create during the tenancy:
September 23, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Any ideas you have will belong to your landlord? 🤣
This is Australia but I'm sure landlords and agents in the UK are already thinking "hmmm 🤔"
This is Australia but I'm sure landlords and agents in the UK are already thinking "hmmm 🤔"
Before we arrived at this villa on Friday the host asked how many of us are staying, so he could prepare a welcoming gift. We told him two. 😳
September 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Before we arrived at this villa on Friday the host asked how many of us are staying, so he could prepare a welcoming gift. We told him two. 😳
Everyone loves the smell of their... [checks] ...first corset dress 🤷♀️
September 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Everyone loves the smell of their... [checks] ...first corset dress 🤷♀️