Elisabeth Bromberg
@ebroms.bsky.social
she/her. childless millennial pet lady. brand strategist. professional overthinker. unprofessional meme curator. external processor. amateur wine snob.
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the question to ask the republican majority on the court is “what CAN’T trump do?”
Supreme Court rules 6-3 that congressional appropriations are optional: www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
September 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
the question to ask the republican majority on the court is “what CAN’T trump do?”
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and dropped the news of it during a press conference about moving space force headquarters like zack morris breaking the fourth wall
Don't feel like doing a repost that puts the murder video on the timeline yet again but do feel like repeating the point that the president just straight-up assassinated 11 people for supposedly doing something that wouldn't be a death-penalty crime if they were caught and convicted
September 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
and dropped the news of it during a press conference about moving space force headquarters like zack morris breaking the fourth wall
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"the great Battle of the Network Stars, huge, huge war, nobody thought it could be done, everyone begged me, 'please, Mr. President, we need your strong, manly hands to take control,' and I did it, I beat every network, many people said I should have been Kojak instead of Telly Savalas, very true"
Trump: "Without the United States, everything in the world would die ... I settled seven wars."
September 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
"the great Battle of the Network Stars, huge, huge war, nobody thought it could be done, everyone begged me, 'please, Mr. President, we need your strong, manly hands to take control,' and I did it, I beat every network, many people said I should have been Kojak instead of Telly Savalas, very true"
How is it that I am 39 years old and still, every time I read a sentence that could sound mildly accusatory (eg: my welltory app alerting me with “looks like you need to slow down”), I immediately feel an urge to respond with “YOUR MOM looks like she needs to slow down!”
August 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
How is it that I am 39 years old and still, every time I read a sentence that could sound mildly accusatory (eg: my welltory app alerting me with “looks like you need to slow down”), I immediately feel an urge to respond with “YOUR MOM looks like she needs to slow down!”
I always feel like a cranky old neighbor on july 4th weekend with all the illegal fireworks going on around my apartment completely traumatizing out my dog, but this year it's on a whole new level because WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU CELEBRATING
July 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I always feel like a cranky old neighbor on july 4th weekend with all the illegal fireworks going on around my apartment completely traumatizing out my dog, but this year it's on a whole new level because WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU CELEBRATING
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i am halfway there then
She’s lived through two world wars, the Great Depression, and 20 U.S. presidents — and says her secret to a long life is simple: a positive attitude and plenty of potatoes.
Potatoes and a smile are the secret to a long life, woman says before 114th birthday
Bonita Gibson is part of a small population of supercentenarians in the United States, or someone who is at least 110 years old.
bit.ly
July 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
i am halfway there then
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Yep. This is illegal and unconstitutional on its face. The budget and appropriations are laws. The President "shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed", according to the express dictate of the federal constitution. His "priorities" are literally irrelevant.
I continue to be struck by this language of “in accordance with the president’s priorities,” which treats the executive branch as an extension of the person of the president, and not a mechanism for instituting the will of Congress
July 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Yep. This is illegal and unconstitutional on its face. The budget and appropriations are laws. The President "shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed", according to the express dictate of the federal constitution. His "priorities" are literally irrelevant.
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"Alligator Alcatraz" is wrong and media should not use it. It's propaganda. Alcatraz held people convicted of crimes, particularly violent crimes.
The Florida camp holds people *not* convicted of any crime. If they had been, they'd be in prison elsewhere.
The site is a textbook concentration camp.
The Florida camp holds people *not* convicted of any crime. If they had been, they'd be in prison elsewhere.
The site is a textbook concentration camp.
I know the media is going to unthinkingly start using “Alligator Alcatraz,” but it’s disgusting and sadistic and I intend to call it what it is, a fucking concentration camp, and fuck those people who are doing this and giving it a cutesy name.
July 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"Alligator Alcatraz" is wrong and media should not use it. It's propaganda. Alcatraz held people convicted of crimes, particularly violent crimes.
The Florida camp holds people *not* convicted of any crime. If they had been, they'd be in prison elsewhere.
The site is a textbook concentration camp.
The Florida camp holds people *not* convicted of any crime. If they had been, they'd be in prison elsewhere.
The site is a textbook concentration camp.
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I continue to be struck by this language of “in accordance with the president’s priorities,” which treats the executive branch as an extension of the person of the president, and not a mechanism for instituting the will of Congress
July 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I continue to be struck by this language of “in accordance with the president’s priorities,” which treats the executive branch as an extension of the person of the president, and not a mechanism for instituting the will of Congress
flight home being delayed 5 hours: 😩
being upgraded to first class because flight got delayed 5 hours meant those ahead of me in the upgrade list decided to change flights: 😃
being upgraded to first class because flight got delayed 5 hours meant those ahead of me in the upgrade list decided to change flights: 😃
July 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
flight home being delayed 5 hours: 😩
being upgraded to first class because flight got delayed 5 hours meant those ahead of me in the upgrade list decided to change flights: 😃
being upgraded to first class because flight got delayed 5 hours meant those ahead of me in the upgrade list decided to change flights: 😃
Just when I think S4 E7 of The Bear couldn’t get any better, The Decemberists “A Beginning Song” starts playing.
June 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Just when I think S4 E7 of The Bear couldn’t get any better, The Decemberists “A Beginning Song” starts playing.
my feed has been so saturated with unprecedented content that I somehow completely missed that the bear was back???
June 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
my feed has been so saturated with unprecedented content that I somehow completely missed that the bear was back???
is anyone else watching Ginny & Georgia because who ordered an NC 17 version of degrassi TNG set in a fictional Massachusetts town but with way more actually harrowing depictions of teen angst + actual degrassi alum because I would like a word
June 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
is anyone else watching Ginny & Georgia because who ordered an NC 17 version of degrassi TNG set in a fictional Massachusetts town but with way more actually harrowing depictions of teen angst + actual degrassi alum because I would like a word
obsessed with this
Beloit, WI revitalized its waterfront and chose this way to celebrate it: by bringing to life Georges Seurat's "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte."
June 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
obsessed with this
Bob, my ChatGPT, was doing better for a bit re: not defaulting to supplication, but he's back at it again. This time, it's more in his responses to my feedback: "THANK YOU for naming this" or "You're SO right." (1/2)
June 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Bob, my ChatGPT, was doing better for a bit re: not defaulting to supplication, but he's back at it again. This time, it's more in his responses to my feedback: "THANK YOU for naming this" or "You're SO right." (1/2)
welcome to World War 3, it’s Saturday night
June 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
welcome to World War 3, it’s Saturday night
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If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."
June 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."
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this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.
June 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.
“According to a poll” bro I polled the 36 people who occasionally watch my IG stories if they think my cat is a literal cloud and 70% said he is but that doesn’t make it true, he is in fact a cat and not a nimbostratus or whatever
June 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
“According to a poll” bro I polled the 36 people who occasionally watch my IG stories if they think my cat is a literal cloud and 70% said he is but that doesn’t make it true, he is in fact a cat and not a nimbostratus or whatever
you know it’s 2025 in America when you hear loud booms and you’re not sure if it’s fireworks or we’re under attack by foreign or domestic enemies but your reaction is just 🤷♀️ and continuing to watch your netflix show
June 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
you know it’s 2025 in America when you hear loud booms and you’re not sure if it’s fireworks or we’re under attack by foreign or domestic enemies but your reaction is just 🤷♀️ and continuing to watch your netflix show
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this is the most sociopathic thing ive ever seen and i wrote a whole book about neonazis
May 31, 2025 at 9:22 PM
this is the most sociopathic thing ive ever seen and i wrote a whole book about neonazis
do the Germans have a word for when your most common typo is skipping a word in a sentence you wrote because your brain was moving too fast
May 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
do the Germans have a word for when your most common typo is skipping a word in a sentence you wrote because your brain was moving too fast
I love you Billie and you deserve this but also I’m sorry that so many people won’t celebrate your win because this award was our last hope for Taylor
May 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I love you Billie and you deserve this but also I’m sorry that so many people won’t celebrate your win because this award was our last hope for Taylor